i know this adds absolutely nothing of value to this thread, but i'm laughing really hard right now and i totally can't be.

hatred is the new black.

this is easily the best kyoto post since his "legal question for the arab" one about whether it was a crime to eat a steak made out of a person if you weren't aware of where the meat came from.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits