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#139618 - 01/11/06 10:19 AM
My greatest snuff film ever!
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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I've come up with an idea that will shock even Melissa Lauren.
the stars of my newst snuff flim? Wankus and Tyler Faith!
fade in to white screen. a title card pops up with these words written in red: "Flesh of the Bitches"
Cut to:
Wankus anf Tyler are shackeled to chairs across from one another. A pizza oven the size of a water buffalo is in the corner of the room. Tyler and Wank's stupid dogs are in a tiny cage in the opposite corner. every time they whimper I douse them with sulfuric acid.
I bend Tyler over until she's face down, ass up. I pry her anus and vagina open with a shoe horn and insert chili pepper, bleach, and the dick cheese from a 350 pound retard. I make her empty out these contents into a pitcher by drop kicking her repeatedly in the stomach.
After her anus is empty I take a heavily splintered 20 inch wooden dildo and drive it into Tyler's holes. her cries of pain are like a dying animal. after 15 minutes of this torture blood flows from her mouth, vagina, and anus.
I then strip off Wank's clothes. I use a high powered blowtorch to melt his tiny cock and balls. after I'm done his genitalia looks like a female mannequin's.
I take the dogs from their crate and proceed to stuff them into Tyler's stretched out holes. Afterwards, I place Tyler into the giant pizza oven. I film her through the oven's window kicking and screaming in pain. Wankus bawls like a newborn baby.
After Tyler is completely cooked I cut her(with the dogs still in her)into several pieces. I dunk these pieces into the pitcher mentioned before and forcefeed them to Wankus. he vomits profusely all over the floor. I sop up the vomit with a large turkey baster and pour it back down Wank's gullet.
Cut to:
Close-up of Wanks fat head. I use a scalpel to make a 4 inch incision next to his Adam's Apple. Using my fingers I open up the wound and grab his vocal cords with my hands. I twist them and can actually feel his voice vibrating in my hands.
I find Tyler's dead Chihuahua buried in her ass and shove it into Wanks gushing throat. Blood bubbles gurgle from the wound and he dies.
Fade to black
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#139621 - 01/11/06 10:26 AM
Re: My greatest snuff film ever!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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This time you're laughing with Kyoto instead of at him.
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#139622 - 01/11/06 10:29 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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This time you're laughing with Kyoto instead of at him.
nobody laughs at me! I'm the greatest person since Pol Pot!
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#139623 - 01/11/06 10:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i know this adds absolutely nothing of value to this thread, but i'm laughing really hard right now and i totally can't be.
hatred is the new black.
this is easily the best kyoto post since his "legal question for the arab" one about whether it was a crime to eat a steak made out of a person if you weren't aware of where the meat came from.
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#139624 - 01/11/06 11:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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It's brilliant. Just one snag, Who do you plan to get the dick cheese from smartt or AC Cream?
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#139626 - 01/11/06 04:59 PM
Re: My greatest snuff film ever!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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the graphic detail is disturbing  even by the cages standards, or maybe the months of im drunk or such and such is really sweet in person posts have made me soft. I do have to admit i would love to be in the room when wankus and tyler read this and overreact calling the local authorities demanding a trace of kyoto and installing giant gates and securities cameras around their 2 bedroom fibro house in Compton.
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#139627 - 01/11/06 06:58 PM
Re: My greatest snuff film ever!
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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This is gold Kyoto.
It also should keep Wankus up all evening typing with one finger on KSEX letterhead.
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#139628 - 01/11/06 08:07 PM
Re: My greatest snuff film ever!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I do have to admit i would love to be in the room when wankus and tyler read this and overreact calling the local authorities demanding a trace of kyoto and installing giant gates and securities cameras around their 2 bedroom fibro house in Compton.
True story, Kyoto dials up KSEX tonight and talks to Stormy for five minutes. Wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't heard it myself.
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#139630 - 01/12/06 05:00 AM
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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I do have to admit i would love to be in the room when wankus and tyler read this and overreact calling the local authorities demanding a trace of kyoto and installing giant gates and securities cameras around their 2 bedroom fibro house in Compton.
True story, Kyoto dials up KSEX tonight and talks to Stormy for five minutes. Wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't heard it myself.
I called Stormy in November. must have been a repeat.
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#139632 - 01/12/06 08:44 AM
Re: My greatest snuff film ever!
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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smartt hangs around playgrounds at recess trying to lure boys into his clutches with candy and Pokemon cards. when the kids get close to the chain link fence smartt takes out his shriveled dick and waggles it at them. the children laugh with glee and shout "look, a baby carrot penis!"
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#139633 - 01/12/06 09:14 AM
Re: My greatest snuff film ever!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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True story, Kyoto dials up KSEX tonight and talks to Stormy for five minutes. Wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't heard it myself.
"i really like JM Productions...Jeff is the man"
I remember that...  it was when Texas was on...
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#139634 - 01/12/06 09:27 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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I do have to admit i would love to be in the room when wankus and tyler read this and overreact calling the local authorities demanding a trace of kyoto and installing giant gates and securities cameras around their 2 bedroom fibro house in Compton.
True story, Kyoto dials up KSEX tonight and talks to Stormy for five minutes. Wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't heard it myself.
Yeah, I heard it, I had to pull a late-nighter last night, so tuned into KSEX in desperation whilst doing some work on a site...Kyoto basically did an infomercial for JM Productions right off the bat, and just kept on going with it. Even when Stormy's co-host said 'Ok, we get that you're into JM Productions type stuff', he just ignored him and kept on going.
He mentioned to Stormy that they had met in Chicago and she was cool, but apart from that, it was an all-JM lovefest. Texas Presley was the guest, and they even checked in with Monstar, whom Kyoto refered to as 'that injun' in his call.
Unfortunately, he never got into the sort of detail that he has in the above post...maybe he can save it for the Wankus show? 
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#139635 - 01/12/06 06:26 PM
Re: My greatest snuff film ever!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Yeah, I heard it, I had to pull a late-nighter last night, so tuned into KSEX in desperation whilst doing some work on a site...Kyoto basically did an infomercial for JM Productions right off the bat, and just kept on going with it. Even when Stormy's co-host said 'Ok, we get that you're into JM Productions type stuff', he just ignored him and kept on going.
He mentioned to Stormy that they had met in Chicago and she was cool, but apart from that, it was an all-JM lovefest. Texas Presley was the guest, and they even checked in with Monstar, whom Kyoto refered to as 'that injun' in his call.
Unfortunately, he never got into the sort of detail that he has in the above post...maybe he can save it for the Wankus show?
OMG please tell me its on the net somewhere.
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#139639 - 05/15/06 10:34 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
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#139640 - 05/15/06 10:46 AM
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