I've come up with an idea that will shock even Melissa Lauren.

the stars of my newst snuff flim? Wankus and Tyler Faith!

fade in to white screen. a title card pops up with these words written in red: "Flesh of the Bitches"

Cut to:

Wankus anf Tyler are shackeled to chairs across from one another. A pizza oven the size of a water buffalo is in the corner of the room. Tyler and Wank's stupid dogs are in a tiny cage in the opposite corner. every time they whimper I douse them with sulfuric acid.

I bend Tyler over until she's face down, ass up. I pry her anus and vagina open with a shoe horn and insert chili pepper, bleach, and the dick cheese from a 350 pound retard. I make her empty out these contents into a pitcher by drop kicking her repeatedly in the stomach.

After her anus is empty I take a heavily splintered 20 inch wooden dildo and drive it into Tyler's holes. her cries of pain are like a dying animal. after 15 minutes of this torture blood flows from her mouth, vagina, and anus.

I then strip off Wank's clothes. I use a high powered blowtorch to melt his tiny cock and balls. after I'm done his genitalia looks like a female mannequin's.

I take the dogs from their crate and proceed to stuff them into Tyler's stretched out holes. Afterwards, I place Tyler into the giant pizza oven. I film her through the oven's window kicking and screaming in pain. Wankus bawls like a newborn baby.

After Tyler is completely cooked I cut her(with the dogs still in her)into several pieces. I dunk these pieces into the pitcher mentioned before and forcefeed them to Wankus. he vomits profusely all over the floor. I sop up the vomit with a large turkey baster and pour it back down Wank's gullet.

Cut to:

Close-up of Wanks fat head. I use a scalpel to make a 4 inch incision next to his Adam's Apple. Using my fingers I open up the wound and grab his vocal cords with my hands. I twist them and can actually feel his voice vibrating in my hands.

I find Tyler's dead Chihuahua buried in her ass and shove it into Wanks gushing throat. Blood bubbles gurgle from the wound and he dies.

Fade to black