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#139582 - 01/11/06 01:17 AM Nominee: Cage Woman of the Year
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683



Weird looking chica, isn't she? It's like Eartha Kitt went overboard with the Michael Jackson treatment. You could imagine her on your arm at something involving forks of many sizes and utensils that have no purpose but to confuse the half-castes. She looks witty, possibly frigid but at that age most barren wombs realize their time is running out and begin to bargain with their dignity.

This is Cynthia Ray. She was convicted several years ago of prompting a guy to murder her parents. The trick of it is, her children were in the same room. That's right: her children watched this knucklehead blow her parents' fucking heads off and make a wallpaper pattern like the celebrated AC Cream's most flamboyant pattern shirt.

According to the scatterbrained narc, when he said, "Uh, don't you want me to get the kids out of here before I make wallpaper out of mom and dad's gray matter?" she replied:

"They're young, they'll get over it."

Now, she might be in prison... but she's not off the market! Thanks to the wonders of the internet, you too can try your hand at taming this free spirit. Bonus points if any wealthy relatives are still alive.

Here's one of her ads:

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I am in prison for a murder conviction as my ex-boyfriends accomplice.  He committed the murder and lied about me at my trial, to reduce his sentence in a plea bargain.   There are two books published "Could Kill" and "Daddys Girl" that are suppose to be about my case and a movie called "Love And Lies".   Those books and the movie are filled with lies, total lies.  I grew up very lonely.  I did everything for myself when I was little - dressing, grooming and making my own meals. 





Lies! Total lies! I mean, how could a woman who dressed herself when she was a little girl be responsible for killing her parents in front of her own children for money?


Apparently, Cindy Ray really, really wants to find that ideal mark. Here's another add where she bares her soul... and her cooze:

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I did everything for myself when I was little - dressing, grooming, and making my own meals (Well, except murder her own parents, but she wasn't little then, right? She's not lying). I usually made ketchup sandwitches. My forst day of kindergarden I was thrown out. I wore a dress but I didn't wear panties, My teacher was upset and I didn't know why, and I still don't erar panties. I'm passionate, affectionate, and romantic. I want the person I fall in love with to also be my best friend.




I've never read a personals ad for searching for pedophiles, but then I've never read ones from parricides, either.


This one is a hell of a lot longer, I'm just going to breeze through it here but I highly recommend trying to follow this:

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I usually made ketchup sandwiches.  My first day of kindergarten I was thrown out.  I wore a dress but didn't wear panties.  My teacher was upset and I didn't know why.  Even now I only think I know why, and I still don't wear panties. 

One day before Christmas our teacher told my class about Santa Claus and his Elves.  She said that Santa went to every house on Christmas Eve, I thought his Elves went with him.  I decided to steal one of Santa's Elves.  I got up on Christmas Eve night and hid behind a chair in the corner of the living room ready to jump an Elf.  I wanted an Elf so I would have someone to love and be loved back.

I love carnivals. I want the kind of man who would start kissing me at the top of the ferris wheel.  I would love it if we got stuck up there for a while.  Afterwards we could go to the fortune tellers tent.  The fortune teller would tell him he has the mark of the were-wolf in his palm, because I would go by there earlier and pay her to tell him that.  Then he could give me soft sexy nips with his wolfteeth. 

I would love to play fight with two cans of whipped cream, falling down laughing.  Then we could eat and kiss all the cream off of each other's faces.  Sometimes leaves clog the drains and water floods the streets.  Kids splash and play in it.  I would be out there on a piece of cardboard riding in the water. 

Every Friday during my last few months before I lost my freedom I went to the zoo.  There was a gorilla there who I named Oliver.  I was feeding him chili-dogs and fries every Friday.   One day I brought him chili-dogs without fries.  He pouted, sticking out his lower lip and he looked ready to cry.  I went back and got him two orders of fries to make him happy again.  I hope Oliver is all right.  Does he wonder where I went?   Did he find someone else to bring him chili-dogs and fries?  I want to catch snow flakes on our tongues before we kiss and fall down together into a big pile of autumn leaves.  I'm passionate, affectionate and romantic.  I want the person I fall in love with to also be my best friend.  I am interested in tennis, golf, skiing, skating, football, basketball, art, movies, horses and sports car races Nescar.

I want to do fun things together like if someone is at the front door that we don't want to see trying to see if we are home through a window, we could hide crawling on the floor right under that window whispering.  And right when we are about to laugh we could kiss.  I'll kiss my love on the lips until I fall sound asleep.  Then he might feel my lips won't leave him even when I'm asleep. I want him to show me how to eat with chopsticks.  Feed the pigeons bread, dance barefoot in the grass in each others arms. The photos with this ad were taken only a year and a half ago.  I don't care how much older than me you might be age is just a number.  Write me. 




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#139583 - 01/11/06 01:33 AM Re: Nominee: Cage Woman of the Year
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Anyone else suddenly want a chili dog and fries hold the panties?
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#139584 - 01/11/06 06:47 PM Re: Nominee: Cage Woman of the Year
2cums Offline
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
She has a nice hillbilly name.
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#139585 - 01/11/06 07:04 PM Re: Nominee: Cage Woman of the Year
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
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"I'll kiss him through his shaving cream and shampoo suds because there won't be any wrong time to kiss him."

Thats a really good quote.
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#139586 - 01/11/06 07:15 PM Re: Nominee: Cage Woman of the Year
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Speaking of caged... a woman in Santa Barbara, CA ran a day care out of her home is now facing possibly 12 yrs in prison for keeping three of her adopted children in 3ft x 5ft metal cages. Left to starve, rarely eating bread, peanut butter and water. To shit and piss on themselves and well you get th epicture.

SOME PEOPLES CHILDREN I TELL YA!

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#139587 - 01/11/06 07:29 PM Re: Nominee: Cage Woman of the Year
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Speaking of caged... a woman in Santa Barbara, CA ran a day care out of her home is now facing possibly 12 yrs in prison for keeping three of her adopted children in 3ft x 5ft metal cages. Left to starve, rarely eating bread, peanut butter and water. To shit and piss on themselves and well you get th epicture.

SOME PEOPLES CHILDREN I TELL YA!




This seems like a trend since it happened in my home state a few months ago. Some of the kids were teenagers, the oldest, 16

Cages are for porn stars, the studio's their zookeepers and we the audience
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#139588 - 01/11/06 08:25 PM Re: Nominee: Cage Woman of the Year
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Speaking of caged... a woman in Santa Barbara, CA ran a day care out of her home is now facing possibly 12 yrs in prison for keeping three of her adopted children in 3ft x 5ft metal cages. Left to starve, rarely eating bread, peanut butter and water. To shit and piss on themselves and well you get th epicture.

SOME PEOPLES CHILDREN I TELL YA!




So how soon until they start doing double anal?
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#139589 - 01/11/06 08:30 PM Re: Nominee: Cage Woman of the Year
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
I wouldn't be surprised if its already been said and done.

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#139590 - 01/12/06 04:35 AM Re: Nominee: Cage Woman of the Year
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Speaking of caged... a woman in Santa Barbara, CA ran a day care out of her home is now facing possibly 12 yrs in prison for keeping three of her adopted children in 3ft x 5ft metal cages. Left to starve, rarely eating bread, peanut butter and water. To shit and piss on themselves and well you get th epicture.

SOME PEOPLES CHILDREN I TELL YA!





At least you get paid $50 to go through the same things, who you fooling with that avatar? You can airbrush it, stick large amounts of vaseline on the camera lense, give it the misty effect, we all know what you look like, like a red headed female longshot, hell you were the star of the butter face title, that teen site said you had the face of an elderly iranian woman, biggie smalls wouldn't touch it, his hardcore reign leaves you rusted.
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