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#139557 - 01/10/06 10:46 PM
porn convention pics monkey style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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long time coming, im tired so forgive me if im knox like lame. Wow, look at the crows feet in the corner of her eye, shes like 23 right? looks like she slept on a zipper, i still dig the chick. alana never did it for me, i never understood the fascination and after seeing her dude its about the best she could hope for a 5 lanky knob, fits the bill, i just never got it, she was sorta popular a few years back, right? most porn chicks are butter faces, everything is great but her face, the thing i like about austyn is its the complete opposite, she has a real cute face but the body of a 40 year old single mother circus roadie, everything has dropped and shes stumpy everywhere, broad shoulders tree trunk legs, its a workman like body, nfl ready. Why does savanna always have that same expression every candid shot, the look you expect to see from a wife whos had a huge argument with her husband in the other room of a dinner party shes hosting only to come back out to the guests pretending everything is ok. We all know somethings wrong SS, stop hiding, let it out. Porn is accepting of all comers case in point padova knox. jesus, buck adams coming out looking like a wet penis with teeth, this shit ain't right, you had a good run guy, let it go, se if you can get a warehouse job with red light , some company will throw you a bone.
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#139558 - 01/10/06 10:56 PM
Re: porn convention pics monkey style
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Porn Jesus
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ridiculous, just absurd. Nicole sheridan is so fucking fugly. Wasn't she in a jm burkakke?. Who wants to focus on that fucking head for 20 minutes, best part would've been the last few shots when all you can see is a giant lump of breathing cum. stormy daniels the most heartless whore in porn, some absurd fred savage pseudo celebrity and a fat guy in the back who looks like hes choking on his own throat. Nice shot luke traitor, looking hideous as always. race to see which one of these two tries to kill themselves oding on pain killers in 06. Gina is out leading early.
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#139559 - 01/10/06 11:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
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jeff and his mad jail house cross tat on the knuckle, i didn't see you as a religious man jeff with the chick who has a ro on ac cream (amazing they can fork out hundreds for shoes and dresses and spend hours getting make up done yet avoid spending $2 on a toothbrush and some paste. Finish the job sweetheart. Well not even the devil can pull of bangs, nice try though frenchy. Ashton looking every bit of her 42 years in this pic, (hubby on the other end) so the new titanium chin implant from Milan came in good, what about the suede cheek bone from italy (nervous hubby on the other end, no honey that isn't in yet) a clearly frustration ashton, god damn it, i give you two fucking things to do while im gone, im out making the paper and i need to keep up with these girls, you are robbing your family with this incompetence, you know that right?. i hope you re happy. put the kids on, i want to tell them how much of a loser daddy is.
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#139560 - 01/10/06 11:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Jersey jaxin looking all of $20, at least she doesn't have to get changed for her above ground pool bbq after the show. nothing stroke worthy about this chick now, it looks like a struggle for her to sit upright, pills pills pills. i swear nothing would turn me on more then if when this chick got back to her room after the show got unchanged for a bath only to find this long nasty nappy brown afro hair sticking out of her clit. randi doing a fantastic job looking 10 years older then she really is This girl doing an even better job looking 20 years older then she is
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#139561 - 01/10/06 11:52 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/18/05
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Melissa Lauren told me at the convention that she's retiring soon. That's too bad because she was so hard-core! Oh well...as they say in French "Elle sera manquée!"
Edited by Kris Roc (01/10/06 11:55 PM)
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#139565 - 01/11/06 07:24 PM
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Jasmine to Gia...."My stupid agent is making me attend that silly awards show when I'd rather be hooking. Hello! This is Vegas! The convention!!! I could be making double my going rate" Hello? Jenna Security? Some fat Puerto Rican keeps stealing my pics, signing his name on them and then giving them to fans. First time I've been out in years. Glad I decided go with the monobrow this evening.
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#139569 - 01/13/06 04:38 PM
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Bishop, if you get a long enough screw driver, you could make it go in one ear and out the other.
Afterwards, you could get his head shrunk (and since he is a midget, I think you'll be able to get it at half price) and keep the head on your keychain.
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