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I kind of remember Sammura from when I was a lurker. Yeah, this chick needs to be a cage staple again. Everyone shits on her and her arms are flailing towards anyone in punching distance but the funny thing is that she's still on the pavement tryin' to get back at 'em.




The First Crack Frenzy of Sammura predates me. I sort of remember reading Monkey's shit here and seeing this hideous looking hooker that couldn't figure out how to put an image in her signature, so it always looked like this:

[image]http://www.crackwhoremonthly.com/hoovdaweek/sammurashane.html[/image]

Then she kooked out, but I missed that. Thankfully, she's like a ghettofabulous meteor shower, she returns once per year, accuses people of insane crimes, insults Bishop, Wesley Pipes, Nosey and the other black talent that post here, etc. You really have to experience it in real time. She ramps up into such a frenzy that you'd swear her gigantic Sam Cassell head is going to explode into a million pieces.

She's a cheap hooker in Chicago now, hardly a step above streetwalker, just like she was before she shot her two whole movies and half dozen butterface internet vids. It's a sad life, washing her children's underwear with her tranny wig in the sink every morning and trying to shoo the little urchins out the door before her first appointment comes over to ritualistically torture her with a cigar.

To Bornyo, that piece of shit, Sammura wrote:

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see i have been studying the cage



Glad to see Sammura admit she can't live without us despite two lifetime bans, that endearing human stretch-mark. Now Sammura just needs to admit that she has a face like Mr. T and a body like Rog from What's Happenin'? and she'll be well on the way to recovery.
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