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#139506 - 01/10/06 05:30 PM A note from outside the Cage
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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You can believe this, or not, I don't give a shit. I got this in my inbox this afternoon and haven't stopped laughing. I emailed her back and asked for permission to post this. She hasn't replied but I'm sure she won't mind me posting this.

Looks like Sam's getting the last laugh after all.

I redacted the last three digits of her email address. If I could find her address I'm sure you can too.



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#139507 - 01/10/06 05:35 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
2cums Offline
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
She still loves us
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#139508 - 01/10/06 05:38 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
I keep imagining Sammura and Levender together back to back in a room with drawn shades with five windows open on different XPT forums at all times, sweaty palms, scratching their face blisters with grimy fingers, eager not to miss anything lest Overlord AC come down with the pimp slap on dey ass.
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#139509 - 01/10/06 06:22 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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sammura= gene hackman


I think sammura is the only person who never worked out how to sign up a new id after getting banned or maybe she believes in the honesty and integrity of the terms and conditions when signing up with one id. if so she should have a word to brandon irons.


BTW you might hear some wild rumors that im ac cream, don't believe it.
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#139510 - 01/10/06 06:34 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Swami, who has to be about as dumb as the whore who sold the hot shot of smack to John Belushi, even figured it out (what was it, "VictoriaFan" or something?)

Although from what I hear both Swami and AC post here already.
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#139511 - 01/10/06 06:40 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Quote:

Although from what I hear both Swami and AC post here already.






swami=remfield?

people like sammura serve a purpose in this world, for people like me , when im at my lowest point i still know im far better off then sammura, which helps dig my way out of it. That and i have the ability to use my legs.
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#139512 - 01/10/06 06:49 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
haileyyoung Offline
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Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 496
Loc: LA/ Miami
Quote:




BTW you might hear some wild rumors that im ac cream, don't believe it.



Are you trying to start even more trouble here monkey???

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#139513 - 01/10/06 06:55 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

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BTW you might hear some wild rumors that im ac cream, don't believe it.



Are you trying to start even more trouble here monkey???





What do you mean? Im just clearing something up before it starts Jeff said he heard im ac cream and planned to expose me in my own cage, I just put the newspaper down first.
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#139514 - 01/10/06 07:00 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
haileyyoung Offline
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Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 496
Loc: LA/ Miami
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BTW you might hear some wild rumors that im ac cream, don't believe it.



Are you trying to start even more trouble here monkey???





What do you mean? Im just clearing something up before it starts Jeff said he heard im ac cream and planned to expose me in my own cage, I just put the newspaper down first.



Ok, well I dont think its true, even with the nice email I got from you, funny though

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#139515 - 01/10/06 07:02 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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BTW you might hear some wild rumors that im ac cream, don't believe it.



Are you trying to start even more trouble here monkey???





What do you mean? Im just clearing something up before it starts Jeff said he heard im ac cream and planned to expose me in my own cage, I just put the newspaper down first.



Ok, well I dont think its true, even with the nice email I got from you, funny though




email from me? I don't own an email address, emails are tools used by jews to control our minds, john 3:14. Its in the bible.
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#139516 - 01/10/06 07:23 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
haileyyoung Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 496
Loc: LA/ Miami
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BTW you might hear some wild rumors that im ac cream, don't believe it.



Are you trying to start even more trouble here monkey???





What do you mean? Im just clearing something up before it starts Jeff said he heard im ac cream and planned to expose me in my own cage, I just put the newspaper down first.



Ok, well I dont think its true, even with the nice email I got from you, funny though




email from me? I don't own an email address, emails are tools used by jews to control our minds, john 3:14. Its in the bible.


lol, ok it wasnt email it was from a PM i got on here, whatever.

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#139517 - 01/10/06 07:25 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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BTW you might hear some wild rumors that im ac cream, don't believe it.



Are you trying to start even more trouble here monkey???





What do you mean? Im just clearing something up before it starts Jeff said he heard im ac cream and planned to expose me in my own cage, I just put the newspaper down first.



Ok, well I dont think its true, even with the nice email I got from you, funny though




email from me? I don't own an email address, emails are tools used by jews to control our minds, john 3:14. Its in the bible.


lol, ok it wasnt email it was from a PM i got on here, whatever.




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#139518 - 01/10/06 07:31 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
haileyyoung Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 496
Loc: LA/ Miami
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BTW you might hear some wild rumors that im ac cream, don't believe it.



Are you trying to start even more trouble here monkey???





What do you mean? Im just clearing something up before it starts Jeff said he heard im ac cream and planned to expose me in my own cage, I just put the newspaper down first.



Ok, well I dont think its true, even with the nice email I got from you, funny though




email from me? I don't own an email address, emails are tools used by jews to control our minds, john 3:14. Its in the bible.


lol, ok it wasnt email it was from a PM i got on here, whatever.







Ok monkey, I am guessing you are waiting for me to post it, so I will just for you. You all have fun now.
.

From: smelly monkey

Hey its me ac cream (shhh keep that to yourself though) wanna meet up or something? i tried calling your old cell number but it was disconnected, probably the phone company or something , right?. How ya been?






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#139519 - 01/10/06 07:33 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Ok monkey, I am guessing you are waiting for me to post it, so I will just for you. You all have fun now.
.

From: smelly monkey

Hey its me ac cream (shhh keep that to yourself though) wanna meet up or something? i tried calling your old cell number but it was disconnected, probably the phone company or something , right?. How ya been?





i didn't fucking send that. Did fucking jeff put you up to that shit?.
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#139520 - 01/10/06 07:37 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
haileyyoung Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 496
Loc: LA/ Miami
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Ok monkey, I am guessing you are waiting for me to post it, so I will just for you. You all have fun now.
.

From: smelly monkey

Hey its me ac cream (shhh keep that to yourself though) wanna meet up or something? i tried calling your old cell number but it was disconnected, probably the phone company or something , right?. How ya been?





i didn't fucking send that. Did fucking jeff put you up to that shit?.


LOL, nobody put me up to anything, I just came on here earlier and the PM was in my inbox, why would I fuck with you, I am the quiet one here. Dont know who sent it but I know you are not AC Cream or whatever it is, I met him at AVN and he is very shy and I dont think he can be as clever as you

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#139521 - 01/10/06 07:42 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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LOL, nobody put me up to anything, I just came on here earlier and the PM was in my inbox, why would I fuck with you, I am the quiet one here. Dont know who sent it but I know you are not AC Cream or whatever it is, I met him at AVN and he is very shy and I dont think he can be as clever as you






Im not ac cream, thats what ive been saying from the get go, theres more chance holly randall is ac cream, she at least slept with the guy, and those here know that holly and i don't see eye to eye so i can't be ac cream.
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#139522 - 01/10/06 08:14 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Hailey Young should see this thread.
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#139523 - 01/10/06 08:18 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
haileyyoung Offline
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Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 496
Loc: LA/ Miami
Yeah i know monkey is not him, i dont really care who sent the message, im just playing along, but im done now

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#139524 - 01/10/06 08:31 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Monkey likes to play jokes by sending PMs that he's Swami, AC Cream, or whoever else is hated.

I know that Monkey is definately not AC Cream. Get this- Kris Rock asked me if I was Monkey.

I should've told him yes.
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#139525 - 01/10/06 08:42 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Kris Roc asked me too... I said I was and he fell for it and then I took it back. I didn't wanna give it away. GOSH!!!

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#139526 - 01/10/06 09:10 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
maybe im kris rock, yall niggas ever think about that? didn't think so



p.s jrv fuck off nazi.
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#139527 - 01/10/06 09:29 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
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Quote:

Quote:

Although from what I hear both Swami and AC post here already.






swami=remfield?

people like sammura serve a purpose in this world, for people like me , when im at my lowest point i still know im far better off then sammura, which helps dig my way out of it. That and i have the ability to use my legs.


It's RENFIELD you fucking stupid cocksucker.

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#139528 - 01/10/06 09:32 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
haileyyoung Offline
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Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 496
Loc: LA/ Miami
Quote:

maybe im kris rock, yall niggas ever think about that? didn't think so



p.s jrv fuck off nazi.



LOL there is no way in hell that could be true, come on monkey, we are not that stupid

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#139529 - 01/10/06 09:33 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Although from what I hear both Swami and AC post here already.






swami=remfield?

people like sammura serve a purpose in this world, for people like me , when im at my lowest point i still know im far better off then sammura, which helps dig my way out of it. That and i have the ability to use my legs.


It's RENFIELD you fucking stupid cocksucker.





Well if you are going to clutch at straws couldn't i say its really swami?. DON-KEY
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#139530 - 01/10/06 09:35 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Quote:

maybe im kris rock, yall niggas ever think about that? didn't think so



p.s jrv fuck off nazi.



LOL there is no way in hell that could be true, come on monkey, we are not that stupid






the greatest trick ac cream ever played on the world was to convince you he wasn't fat, pounder that he was straight and monkey that he kicks it like padova when its all rock in the back, ring a bell?. Siren
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#139531 - 01/11/06 12:41 AM Re: A note from outside the Cage
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
I'm really shocked that he's been able to keep his identity a secret for all this time it didn't take me all that long to figure it out(but I had the advantage of a prior relationship)I know for a fact that at least one more of you knows who the monkey is.You must be sworn to secrecy as well.Hey kris what's up with the digging?you started this quest a while ago,you tryin to set my father up for a hit?
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#139532 - 01/17/06 11:59 AM A note from outside the Cage-Part Two
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I get along with most everyone. It's why I get re-elected to the school board and am asked to help out at charity fundraisers. So when I reach out to someone it's usually for the betterment of everyone involved. This is such a time. I've forwarded this email to james, because last time I was accused of photoshopping the screenshot. I think there are five pictures attached. However many, I'll upload them, too. Someone made the comment that Sam doesn't know how to sign back up. I don't know if thats true. I think she just won't sign back up to deny the Cage the pleasure.

I don't know what to make of it, but Monkey posted his "fringe" post 3ish, EST. Look at the time this email was sent.



Anyway, I'll catch hell for this but here goes:


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#139533 - 01/17/06 12:02 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage-Part Two
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Sammura wants these posted.



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#139534 - 01/17/06 12:03 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage-Part Two
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321


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#139535 - 01/17/06 12:04 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage-Part Two
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321


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#139536 - 01/17/06 12:06 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage-Part Two
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321


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#139537 - 01/17/06 12:09 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage-Part Two
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321


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#139538 - 01/17/06 12:21 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage-Part Two
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Let me preface this in advance by saying . This is undoubtedly my sickest creation yet.

I was looking at this:



And couldn't get it out of my head. And not in a good way. I was like Richard Dreyfuss, seeing it in my mashed potatoes, in a pillow on the bed, in the way a gentle January wind caressed my bosom.

I even saw it... No... Oh God no...

Yes:




And then it hit me.

I apologize, one and all, but like Kurt I too have an inner longing I must express.





And this is it.





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#139539 - 01/17/06 02:05 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage-Part Two
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Now that is funny
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#139540 - 01/17/06 03:51 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage-Part Two
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

From: sammura shane <sammuraxxx@yahoo.com>
Date: Jan 17, 2006 6:32 PM
Subject: Re: new material for the poor monkey..lol(pics attached)
To: Bornyo <bornyo@gmail.com>

ask smiling sand nigga how many times he jerk his dick while photoshopping my pic?
cool to know that i am saved to his harddrive. him and smelly want to fuck me ..lol




I emailed her back and asked her to please sign up. Malice- she isn't banned right now is she?

Take a vote in the Moderators Forum- see what applesaucer thinks.

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#139541 - 01/17/06 04:03 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage-Part Two
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
How menny time? Oh my God, the original Mushmouth is back!

C'mon Sammura, I know you're reading every fucking word of this, refreshing your screen a thousand times. That's an unhealthy obsession you have there, and for once I'm not talking about the crack.
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#139542 - 01/17/06 06:16 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage-Part Two
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:


I emailed her back and asked her to please sign up. Malice- she isn't banned right now is she?




She's banned right now. Malice or Jeff have to decide to unban.
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#139543 - 01/17/06 06:42 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage-Part Two
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Okay, since she's banned maybe it's wrong to relay messages for her, but I'm going to do the ones I have as of now anyway.

My whole point in posting this thread was to let you know she knows whats up.

Because it's an email thread, top message is the latest, then down... you get the drill. She knows I'm posting these, as you'll see.

Quote:


---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: sammura shane <sammuraxxx@yahoo.com>
Date: Jan 17, 2006 7:55 PM
Subject: Re: new material for the poor monkey..lol(pics attached)
To: Bornyo <bornyo@gmail.com>


sure you can.i been on a LOT of message boards and they are all the same a bunch of people with too much free time on their hands making up online this imaginary personality traits they wish they had in the real world.

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Bornyo < bornyo@gmail.com> wrote:
Now, can I post that? And your other email about daburg?

I mean, you're telling me to tell these people that, but I'm not sure if you're just getting shit off your chest or not.

By the way- I agree with you about the cage and daburglar. It showed how alike ADT and XPT really are.

Are you still banned? I can't get a straight answer.

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On 1/17/06, sammura shane <sammuraxxx@yahoo.com> wrote:
see i have been studying the cage and i noticed that they really lost their cool
when burg went to the convention and acted like a adt member instead of being tossed out on his ass by police for trying to throw a bottle of water at jenna jameson .

he has made them lose face and they hate that shit.

oh yeah tell monstar he should really let his hair grow back long like it was before. now he looks like a mexican bull-dike truckdriver

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Bornyo <bornyo@gmail.com > wrote:
Let me pm them back and see if they care. They shouldn't. Really they ought to post their shit on the board.

But anyway, I don't post stuff like that without asking- like I asked you.

I wish I could see monkeys face when he sees those posts. It will drive him crazy.

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On 1/17/06, sammura shane < sammuraxxx@yahoo.com > wrote:
why the sending you hate mail? because you march to the beat of your own drum.

the only reason why they hating on da burg is because him appearing at the convention exposed xpt for what it is. can you send me some of the pms?

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Bornyo <bornyo@gmail.com > wrote:
Sammura you need to sign back up. You are killing them by not doing it.

I am getting a lot of hateful PMs about that shit, but that's no big deal.

The monkey cage needs cleaning and I know you can do it.
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On 1/17/06, sammura shane < sammuraxxx@yahoo.com> wrote:
ask smiling sand nigga how many times he jerk his dick while photoshopping my pic?
cool to know that i am saved to his harddrive. him and smelly want to fuck me ..lol




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#139544 - 01/17/06 07:12 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I kind of remember Sammura from when I was a lurker. Yeah, this chick needs to be a cage staple again. Everyone shits on her and her arms are flailing towards anyone in punching distance but the funny thing is that she's still on the pavement tryin' to get back at 'em.

Malice is shooting right now, so I'll text him to un-ban her.
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#139545 - 01/17/06 07:26 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I think its cool that she is paying attention to Monstars hair. Everybody watches that fucker.

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#139546 - 01/17/06 07:36 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage-Part Two
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston

not to de-rail but yeah...I want my hair long again.
part of me says "grow up and stop being a fool with the shaggy hair and make-up" the other part says "fuck it. that's how you do..."

what fucks it all up is my features are androgynous. high cheek bones, darker lips...it's a bitch.

trust me i'd rather look like Lando Calrissian. that guy was a pimp.



and the fucker wore a cape!

so i ask you, the cage!


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#139547 - 01/17/06 08:27 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage-Part Two
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Okay, since she's banned maybe it's wrong to relay messages for her, but I'm going to do the ones I have as of now anyway.

My whole point in posting this thread was to let you know she knows whats up.

Because it's an email thread, top message is the latest, then down... you get the drill. She knows I'm posting these, as you'll see.

Quote:


---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: sammura shane <sammuraxxx@yahoo.com>
Date: Jan 17, 2006 7:55 PM
Subject: Re: new material for the poor monkey..lol(pics attached)
To: Bornyo <bornyo@gmail.com>


sure you can.i been on a LOT of message boards and they are all the same a bunch of people with too much free time on their hands making up online this imaginary personality traits they wish they had in the real world.

________________________________________________________

Bornyo < Now, can I post that? And your other email about daburg?

I mean, you're telling me to tell these people that, but I'm not sure if you're just getting shit off your chest or not.

By the way- I agree with you about the cage and daburglar. It showed how alike ADT and XPT really are.

Are you still banned? I can't get a straight answer.

________________________________________________________


On 1/17/06, sammura shane <sammuraxxx@yahoo.com> wrote:
see i have been studying the cage and i noticed that they really lost their cool
when burg went to the convention and acted like a adt member instead of being tossed out on his ass by police for trying to throw a bottle of water at jenna jameson .

he has made them lose face and they hate that shit.

oh yeah tell monstar he should really let his hair grow back long like it was before. now he looks like a mexican bull-dike truckdriver

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Bornyo <bornyo@gmail.com > wrote:
Let me pm them back and see if they care. They shouldn't. Really they ought to post their shit on the board.

But anyway, I don't post stuff like that without asking- like I asked you.

I wish I could see monkeys face when he sees those posts. It will drive him crazy.

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On 1/17/06, sammura shane < <a href="mailto:sammuraxxx@yahoo.com">sammuraxxx@yahoo.com</a> > wrote:
why the sending you hate mail? because you march to the beat of your own drum.

the only reason why they hating on da burg is because him appearing at the convention exposed xpt for what it is. can you send me some of the pms?

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Bornyo <bornyo@gmail.com > wrote:
Sammura you need to sign back up. You are killing them by not doing it.

I am getting a lot of hateful PMs about that shit, but that's no big deal.

The monkey cage needs cleaning and I know you can do it.
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On 1/17/06, sammura shane < <a href="mailto:sammuraxxx@yahoo.com>">bornyo@gmail.com>">bornyo@gmail.com></a> wrote:
Now, can I post that? And your other email about daburg?

I mean, you're telling me to tell these people that, but I'm not sure if you're just getting shit off your chest or not.

By the way- I agree with you about the cage and daburglar. It showed how alike ADT and XPT really are.

Are you still banned? I can't get a straight answer.

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On 1/17/06, sammura shane <sammuraxxx@yahoo.com> wrote:
see i have been studying the cage and i noticed that they really lost their cool
when burg went to the convention and acted like a adt member instead of being tossed out on his ass by police for trying to throw a bottle of water at jenna jameson .

he has made them lose face and they hate that shit.

oh yeah tell monstar he should really let his hair grow back long like it was before. now he looks like a mexican bull-dike truckdriver

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Bornyo <bornyo@gmail.com > wrote:
Let me pm them back and see if they care. They shouldn't. Really they ought to post their shit on the board.

But anyway, I don't post stuff like that without asking- like I asked you.

I wish I could see monkeys face when he sees those posts. It will drive him crazy.

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On 1/17/06, sammura shane < <a href="mailto:sammuraxxx@yahoo.com">sammuraxxx@yahoo.com</a> > wrote:
why the sending you hate mail? because you march to the beat of your own drum.

the only reason why they hating on da burg is because him appearing at the convention exposed xpt for what it is. can you send me some of the pms?

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Bornyo <bornyo@gmail.com > wrote:
Sammura you need to sign back up. You are killing them by not doing it.

I am getting a lot of hateful PMs about that shit, but that's no big deal.

The monkey cage needs cleaning and I know you can do it.
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On 1/17/06, sammura shane < <a href="mailto:sammuraxxx@yahoo.com>
wrote:
ask smiling sand nigga how many times he jerk his dick while photoshopping my pic?
cool to know that i am saved to his harddrive. him and smelly want to fuck me ..lol









What the fuck?? Just when i think I am finally recovered and easing my way back into anti-society, now I gotta fucking worry about a crack whore who was 6 months before my time here who "knows" about me and what I did at the convention last week? 2006 fucking sucks so far man I tell ya....I should have went to AEE decked out as a goodhumor Ice cream cart and put ice around my dick and told the chicks to thaw it out instead of fucking sitting on my lap.

Fuck Sammura, fuck her in the ass with a big rubber dick....then break it off and beat her on the head with it.
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#139548 - 01/17/06 09:39 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage-Part Two
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I havent read through this entire thread, but I wanted to weigh in on the Sammura ban status. She is banned, but I know she reads the site every day. I have no personal problem with her, but any time I've tried to reason with her she curses me out. I would unban her, but she can't control herself and would post a hundred (literally) messages a day going back and forth with people. i know the outcome of unbanning her would be a reban in less than a couple days, so.. that's where I stand, i welcome your input on it..

tony
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#139549 - 01/17/06 09:55 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage
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I kind of remember Sammura from when I was a lurker. Yeah, this chick needs to be a cage staple again. Everyone shits on her and her arms are flailing towards anyone in punching distance but the funny thing is that she's still on the pavement tryin' to get back at 'em.





The First Crack Frenzy of Sammura predates me. I sort of remember reading Monkey's shit here and seeing this hideous looking hooker that couldn't figure out how to put an image in her signature, so it always looked like this:

[image]http://www.crackwhoremonthly.com/hoovdaweek/sammurashane.html[/image]

Then she kooked out, but I missed that. Thankfully, she's like a ghettofabulous meteor shower, she returns once per year, accuses people of insane crimes, insults Bishop, Wesley Pipes, Nosey and the other black talent that post here, etc. You really have to experience it in real time. She ramps up into such a frenzy that you'd swear her gigantic Sam Cassell head is going to explode into a million pieces.

She's a cheap hooker in Chicago now, hardly a step above streetwalker, just like she was before she shot her two whole movies and half dozen butterface internet vids. It's a sad life, washing her children's underwear with her tranny wig in the sink every morning and trying to shoo the little urchins out the door before her first appointment comes over to ritualistically torture her with a cigar.

To Bornyo, that piece of shit, Sammura wrote:

Quote:

see i have been studying the cage




Glad to see Sammura admit she can't live without us despite two lifetime bans, that endearing human stretch-mark. Now Sammura just needs to admit that she has a face like Mr. T and a body like Rog from What's Happenin'? and she'll be well on the way to recovery.
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#139550 - 01/17/06 11:00 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage-Part Two
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The first version of Sammura, when she would yell at chico was hilarious. Later incarnations were not so funny. You know she will blow up if she returns it is just a matter of how long it takes and if she does it in an annoying or funny way. I like her though she likes to fight
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#139551 - 01/17/06 11:10 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage-Part Two
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The first version of Sammura, when she would yell at chico was hilarious. Later incarnations were not so funny. You know she will blow up if she returns it is just a matter of how long it takes and if she does it in an annoying or funny way. I like her though she likes to fight




She hates me and she doesnt even know me....
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#139552 - 01/17/06 11:12 PM Re: A note from outside the Cage-Part Two
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... I would unban her, but she can't control herself and would post a hundred (literally) messages a day going back and forth with people. ...
tony





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#139553 - 01/18/06 04:47 AM Re: A note from outside the Cage-Part Two
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Tony (that's "BITCH-OP", in the above quoted emails) answered my pm and said she is still banned, which confirms what jrv said. I'm going to email her back and tell her I can't keep posting her messages. Hopefully she can email Malice or Jeff and work out her differences and rejoin the board. Say what you want, but Sam doesn't mince words or shy away from the controversial subjects or treat the monkey cages favorite posters with any sense of reverence. Here are the last two emails i have:

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Sammura Shane to me
Subject: THE BURG
aw ti is so cute how he come on and tries to bash me,but know matter what he says he is not part of the xpt click anymore.

the burg: hey guys look i called sammura a crack whore !can i please rejoin the club?LOL




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Sammura Shane to me:
Subject: Sandnigga
lol why is he so angry. it's just a message board right..lol. tell him i got 7 kids and i hook and night while their sleep.

smellymonkey:sammura blah blah blah,hooker blah,blah blah chitown,blah,blah,blah crack.

sandnigga:sammura blah blah,blah,hooker blah,blah,blah chitown,blah,blah,blah
crack.

tony malice:pale fat white dude ,who can't talk because he always got jeff's dick in his mouth.
porntalk=adt extreme



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#139554 - 01/18/06 09:16 AM Re: A note from outside the Cage
Jeff Steward Offline
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My vote is to unban her but only if she brings Swami with her.
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#139555 - 01/18/06 10:11 AM Re: A note from outside the Cage-Part Two
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Quote:

Let me preface this in advance by saying . This is undoubtedly my sickest creation yet.

I was looking at this:



And couldn't get it out of my head. And not in a good way. I was like Richard Dreyfuss, seeing it in my mashed potatoes, in a pillow on the bed, in the way a gentle January wind caressed my bosom.

I even saw it... No... Oh God no...

Yes:




And then it hit me.

I apologize, one and all, but like Kurt I too have an inner longing I must express.





And this is it.










Im sorry but thats some of the funniest shit ever posted in the cage, even sammura could've laughed at that one.
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