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First i should address the burg/arab/chickmaster feud. Im in favor for it but don't hate anyone person enough in it to step in like i would like to, maybe that remfield guy . Im pro feuds something that has been lacking in the cage since sammuras last ban. She sells her ass for $100 im sure we could get a good price on her soul for the cage, $7 seems fair?

Buck adams, some might remember this guy from the mid to late 80's, then again some might remember him from the mid to late 80's and pretend not to, he looks like a half chewed plastic dog toy back then, hes now 20 years older with a crack addiction in the rear view mirror and if you believe him 7 heart attacks in the trunk (none fatal) . Thats not the news, the news is he is apparently dating chasey lain , not the contract girl chasey lain the current chasey lain , the one that no surgery can fix. this has kids written all over it, a guy getting on in years with previous drug addiction who wants stability in his life, meets a former drug addict who is clearly passed her prime and has already fucked up her kids from a previous relationship wants to try again this time clean. All the dots connect.



Plus



equals future spawn



Crack kills, well maybe not the person smoking it but at least their chances to have normal productive children.




In other news krystal steal has left club jenna. Heres a few of my favorite club jenna krystal steal moments (most under the guidance of jenna herself of course)

*taking a decent boob job thats served her well since getting into porn and fucking them up by getting them taken up two sizes, a step above mary careys, a rung below pamela peaks somewhere around the devon "ohh shit what have i done theres no gap between my tits anymore"

* botoxing the forehead, always an attractive look on a 24 year old

* got lips done, guess it was a throw in bonus with the botox and tit job, buy 2 get 1 free, complete your circus clown look all in the one trip

* did half the amount of scenes she was doing previous to signing with club jenna, all edited into a pile of shit like all of jennas features.


Hopefully she can pick up the pieces when she divorces whatever new linkin park bass player shes getting married to and can follow in the footsteps of chasey lain 3-4 years down the track, i look forward to seeing her lex and wes pipes "last roll of the dice" movie.

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