I weep at this moment that you are not receiving my copious jizz torrent as I swill tequila from the flaming mouth of the Mayan lizard god while Jamesn tweaks my nipples with those snazzy new pliers from Home Depot as a recite the opening passage of Finnegans Wake. Baby, you rule my world!

But not as much as Gia does. There are standards to rise to.

Anyway, my cock screams for your kind regard.

Hiccup!