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every few months it's obvious her head gets smaller and smaller in relation to her body. For the love of god eat a salad before it's too late!

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Lisa Sparxxx is way fucking hot...


great pics by the way...thanxxx

any of Kelly Wells?

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DId someone sock her in the mouth? Her upper lip is bigger than my nose and that's just wrong. Nothing should ever be bigger than my nose.

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Kelly Wells? Here ya go.

http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=dvdtalk&Number=131999&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1

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No, not hate. And dont mean to make anyone sad. I just find a dozen more bitches in this industry, drugged out ones included who are more physically attractive than her. That's all. But I really am concerned about her busted up lip.

Maybe its nothing crazy, perhaps she just sucked way too much dick shortly before that picture was taken.

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That's unusually brutal for you Gen.

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My pictures have been updated with Party pics.
check the link again

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My pictures have been updated with Party pics.
check the link again

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whos that girl with gia?

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whos that girl with gia?

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Yeah that was kinda what I was trying to say. All the black, the effiminate make-up, kind of looking like Lurch, with the companion being a grown up child-star Wednesday getting into porn.

Who did the make-up? The resident $10 a throw drag-queen?


Starting to look a bit she-male-ish. Please tell me you're not doing it gradually so no one notices.

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whos that girl with gia?

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It's tough being beautiful...

I posted on Myspace a picture of me & eva and right off the bat, in all seriousness i get this comment

January 12, 2006 12:46 AM
2 hot chicks - beautiful - sorry I missed that party

ironically enough, i have based my life on The addams family. Carolyn Jones was god.

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well, i admit it was a rush job but your dad threw in a ball licking on the side...and really..who can resist? he's cute in an elmer fudd kinda way. rim job...everything. Kudos.

...and kudos again.

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You ripped yourself off. For $12.50 mum is thrown in too. And you call yourself a businessman! Tut tut. $15 and its all on film and you own the rights.

Please stop exacerbating my ennui with your pathos, and your latent eros towards me too for that matter, its upsetting my pathos.

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well, i admit it was a rush job but your dad threw in a ball licking on the side...and really..who can resist? he's cute in an elmer fudd kinda way. rim job...everything. Kudos.

...and kudos again.

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You ripped yourself off. For $12.50 mum is thrown in too. And you call yourself a businessman! Tut tut. $15 and its all on film and you own the rights.

Please stop exacerbating my ennui with your pathos, and your latent eros towards me too for that matter, its upsetting my pathos.

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Who is Eva?

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[It's tough being beautiful...


dude I like both of you alot!!!!!


Could you both just fuck me so I can be staisfied??????
My dream date, eva and monstar you 2 are soooo hotttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ha! That pic looks like it was taken at a photobooth in a Kmart, where you have to squeeze in.

Monstar, when did you have your nose done?

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well, i admit it was a rush job but your dad threw in a ball licking on the side...and really..who can resist? he's cute in an elmer fudd kinda way. rim job...everything. Kudos.

...and kudos again.

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You ripped yourself off. For $12.50 mum is thrown in too. And you call yourself a businessman! Tut tut. $15 and its all on film and you own the rights.

Please stop exacerbating my ennui with your pathos, and your latent eros towards me too for that matter, its upsetting my pathos.

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i'm stoopid like that. always giving the milk away for free.

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That's what I always say to mum when John's find out she's lactating.

Come on, now that's just wrong.


I've noticed a lot of lookalikes around the web of you. Maybe they are you, I'm not sure.


Is this you [I saw Soccer Dog the other day {much more of a dead ringer in that film}, and I thought you'd gone dirty and crossed over to mainstream]?



Is this you?


Come on, this is a dead ringer!


How bout this?

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no michael jackson? no lou diamond phillips? come on....if you're gunna do a "best of" you gotta play the hits.

at least throw in a tim from RHPS.

but i think i look more like morticia than lurch. i gots them high cheek bones.

actually if chewbacca & morticia boned down, i think i would be their love child.

goth wookie..

gothookie.

better than an emowok.


anyway...

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no michael jackson? no lou diamond phillips? come on....if you're gunna do a "best of" you gotta play the hits.

at least throw in a tim from RHPS.

but i think i look more like morticia than lurch. i gots them high cheek bones.

actually if chewbacca & morticia boned down, i think i would be their love child.

goth wookie..

gothookie.

better than an emowok.


anyway...

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O well, nice to see you don't take yourself too seriously. If I think of anymore Monstar lookalikes you'll be the second to know.

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O well, nice to see you don't take yourself too seriously. If I think of anymore Monstar lookalikes you'll be the second to know.

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dood. you new to XPT?

i know exactly who i am. i am a walking cartoon. i can make fun of myslef. i don't take myslef too seriously.

i am a 6'2 native american who wears make-up and licks porn chix ass. you cannot write this stuff.

it's just when some douchebag bitch steps into the game, they think i am an easy target because i am, who i am.

they are usually wrong. i have been attacked left and fucking right because i roll how i do and don't give a fuck.

every 2 weeks there is another pornreviwer piece of shit trying to make a name off of me, but at the end of the day, the people who are down with XPT, or whatever, know who i am and accept me for keeping my shit real.

love me, hate me, come the fuck after me, it's all the same. it's all fun and games. if you wanna take it further, i'm at parties, i'm at AEE, AVN, XRCO, FOXE...whatever. how are you going to miss my dumb ass? look for the fuvckin injun in black leather and eyeliner. i can bet there is only going to be one.

so whatever, all internet tuff guy aside. i know xpt is for laughs and talking shit, so yeah...i don;t take it serious at all. i would be a douchbag too.

my only thing....

make it funny.

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Well yes I'm new. If you read my sign-up date you could see that.

Well I don't think I'm a douchebag bitch, nor am I a pornreviewer piece of shit, and I have no interest in making a name off making fun of you. Its the ethos of the board to take the piss. And being a six foot 2 injun who wears eye-liner and licks whore ass you're a walking target! And the fact you laugh at yourself makes it even more inviting.


Well it all amuses me, so that makes one in total.


So chill, as I said somewhere else ppl talking about you is only going to bring in the work and the $$$$$. The fact you wrote all that stuff suggests to me its not all hunky dory with ppl giving you shit all the time.

I don't love you, hate you, or want to come the fuck after you. In fact, on this issue my total apathy makes me quite emotional.

I don't mind ppl making fun of me either, it would be hard because there's not too much to know. Self-deprication is the key to good mental health I think.


Fuck, when did this turn into a counselling session? I'm going to invoice you $180 for the hour.

Now back to the insanity.

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You can try that, dickhead, but we need your F.I.N., account and routing number so we can make a direct deposit into your account.

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don't mind me, i'm not usually shot out of a cannon like that..i got home drunk and rather than drunk dial harlots, i post on XPT

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Hahaha, yes. No probs dude. You mentioned ud been drinking.

And someone in another thread said the booze sends you a bit loop da loop.

Most posters would just start calling ppl a cunt and tell them they're going to kill me etc if someone took the piss out of them like that.


I wonder if that goes on in the industry. You've shit on someone's face b4 in a movie so you get a few in ya and start calling them up asking if they want to come round so you can wreck their bumhole just for kix.

I mean a lot of guys have got some complete cum whore they used to fuck and never want to see again, but everytime they've had a few too many fluffy ducks at their local beer'n'brawl they start calling them asking them to come round.

Life is beautiful.

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And someone in another thread said the booze sends you a bit loop da loop.

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well, obviously, i wanna down play how my nose looked before, but in this pic (about 8 months ago), you can see even though my head is slightly tilted, my nose is not all that straight...



now in this recent pic (10 days..?), you can see my nose is straight and is slightly perky at the tip.



mainly because i wanted to look even more like an arrogant prick.

i got that shit on lock.

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What was that? Sorry I was looking at EVA! ( Who is she? )