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O well, nice to see you don't take yourself too seriously. If I think of anymore Monstar lookalikes you'll be the second to know.

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dood. you new to XPT?

i know exactly who i am. i am a walking cartoon. i can make fun of myslef. i don't take myslef too seriously.

i am a 6'2 native american who wears make-up and licks porn chix ass. you cannot write this stuff.

it's just when some douchebag bitch steps into the game, they think i am an easy target because i am, who i am.

they are usually wrong. i have been attacked left and fucking right because i roll how i do and don't give a fuck.

every 2 weeks there is another pornreviwer piece of shit trying to make a name off of me, but at the end of the day, the people who are down with XPT, or whatever, know who i am and accept me for keeping my shit real.

love me, hate me, come the fuck after me, it's all the same. it's all fun and games. if you wanna take it further, i'm at parties, i'm at AEE, AVN, XRCO, FOXE...whatever. how are you going to miss my dumb ass? look for the fuvckin injun in black leather and eyeliner. i can bet there is only going to be one.

so whatever, all internet tuff guy aside. i know xpt is for laughs and talking shit, so yeah...i don;t take it serious at all. i would be a douchbag too.

my only thing....

make it funny.

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Well yes I'm new. If you read my sign-up date you could see that.

Well I don't think I'm a douchebag bitch, nor am I a pornreviewer piece of shit, and I have no interest in making a name off making fun of you. Its the ethos of the board to take the piss. And being a six foot 2 injun who wears eye-liner and licks whore ass you're a walking target! And the fact you laugh at yourself makes it even more inviting.


Well it all amuses me, so that makes one in total.


So chill, as I said somewhere else ppl talking about you is only going to bring in the work and the $$$$$. The fact you wrote all that stuff suggests to me its not all hunky dory with ppl giving you shit all the time.

I don't love you, hate you, or want to come the fuck after you. In fact, on this issue my total apathy makes me quite emotional.

I don't mind ppl making fun of me either, it would be hard because there's not too much to know. Self-deprication is the key to good mental health I think.


Fuck, when did this turn into a counselling session? I'm going to invoice you $180 for the hour.

Now back to the insanity.