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Who did the make-up? The resident $10 a throw drag-queen?

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well, i admit it was a rush job but your dad threw in a ball licking on the side...and really..who can resist? he's cute in an elmer fudd kinda way. rim job...everything. Kudos.

...and kudos again.

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You ripped yourself off. For $12.50 mum is thrown in too. And you call yourself a businessman! Tut tut. $15 and its all on film and you own the rights.

Please stop exacerbating my ennui with your pathos, and your latent eros towards me too for that matter, its upsetting my pathos.

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i'm stoopid like that. always giving the milk away for free.

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That's what I always say to mum when John's find out she's lactating.

Come on, now that's just wrong.


I've noticed a lot of lookalikes around the web of you. Maybe they are you, I'm not sure.


Is this you [I saw Soccer Dog the other day {much more of a dead ringer in that film}, and I thought you'd gone dirty and crossed over to mainstream]?



Is this you?


Come on, this is a dead ringer!


How bout this?