Just out of curiosity, can I ask Smiling Arab and Chicken Master what they would have done in the situations they have so roundly chastised Willie D and Da Burglar for?

I just think it would be useful for posters like myself who fail to see what the brouhaha is all about, as well as serving to instruct both Willie and Da Burg in their future conduct and ensure that it is more XPT-worthy. Perhaps you could even run up a short "Do's and Don't's" list of proper XPT etiquette for situations such as this?

Should Willie D have made some cutting remark about yeast infections? Perhaps Da Burg should have punched Hailey Young in the gut? Inquiring minds want to know, dammit!

So...

WWSAD?
&
WWCMD?

(and don't give some cop-out 'Oh, well I wouldn't have been there in the first place' answer either...no one will learn anything from that, after all)

Otherwise, I think you're kind of running the risk of appearing jealous because those two guys are both mods and spent the weekend hanging with scantily-clad porn chicks. I know from looking at the photos posted that I certainly am!