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Well that's quite a stretch, the only thing I left with Hailey, Gia, Christie and any of the other chicks who "jumped" (literally) into my lap was a remnant of my cologne mixed with 36 hours of booze .... dude, move along, eh? There are so many other more worthy, CHALLENGING targets...



What happened to "lovin' life," holding your pasty white fingers under your nose to smell over-douched cooze and crotchdeath trapped in little brown smudges under your fingernails?

Are you even fucking reading what you're writing or just spazzing out and mumbling the first thing that comes into your head?



The thread references infamous ADT watch guy...no jewelry, articles of clothing or personal effects were exchanged, only thing I gave anyone was my "autograph..."

I will sincerely admit, being the target of your relentless, typically pointless, raging hatred is not nearly as amusing as when I watched you turn it on others, such as the person still hanging in your signature. That sig was amusing for about two days, now it is in fact kinda creepy and disturbing on many levels.

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Are you gonna eat that?