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Well that's quite a stretch, the only thing I left with Hailey, Gia, Christie and any of the other chicks who "jumped" (literally) into my lap was a remnant of my cologne mixed with 36 hours of booze .... dude, move along, eh? There are so many other more worthy, CHALLENGING targets...



What happened to "lovin' life," holding your pasty white fingers under your nose to smell over-douched cooze and crotchdeath trapped in little brown smudges under your fingernails?

Are you even fucking reading what you're writing or just spazzing out and mumbling the first thing that comes into your head?
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