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But it is a sad fucking day in the life of a porn board, even if it is the CAGE, that a crippled fucker gets shot at with all manner of online weaponry simply because he met a few hot, cool, intelligent and nice porn chicks at the biggest GODDAMN porn convention of the year, and actually didn't say a thoroughly negative comment about anything

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Wait a minute, were talking about the monkey cage right?. It would be a sad day if the cage didn't shoot down a fucker who went to a porn convention and didn't have anything negative to say, let alone one that had ac cream, wankus, buck adams, sammura, tony t, chasey lain ,that english porn chick who shared her love for scat here a few months ago (name slips my mind), jrv, chico, padova at it.

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I saw none of those people except Padova, and the booth she was at had this really graphic video playing of women mangling their twats with some kind of suction device used in making freshly squeezed fruit juices of a tropical variety, so I paid more attention to that than anything. I liked her cowboy hat that is all I remember, oh, and the boy toy standing next to her with a concerned look on his face like he was afraid Gen was gonna jump in my lap and let me ***** away in my **** (rhymes with hair, snare, flare and "do I care") ...Gen, were you even tempted to follow the example of the other chicks here and throw caution (and your relationship ) to the wind for a few fleeting seconds of ****** (rhymes with tripled) Pleasure???

Monkey, The show was a blur, a surreal blur, I spent more time worrying about NOT wheeling into GayVN territory than anything else. I did mention my brief fucked up encounter with Randi Wright(s) in the line crush getting into AVN....That was kinda "negative-y"....I also forgot to mention I was right behind Kami and some huge fat dude, but I didnt say anything, she probably didnt want to turn around in that crush of people anyway and not be able to turn back around and have to walk backwards the rest of the way.


Isabel Ice, I got a yahoo e-mail from her a few weeks ago, she says "hello, and fuck everybody here..." or something like that.

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