Thanks to "Guy No One's Heard of w/ Head" for telling us what XPT is supposed to be about. Maggot.

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i log in today to check my shit, visit the board this morning and I find a quite perplexing phenomenon happening, but a few usual elements are readily apparent, particularly Arab's Handi-phobia




Like the Chinese, my culture has no concept of humanitarianism outside of a diet of gruel and felling walls on homosexuals.

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No problem, I respond but I dont look before I leap or to what exactly I am responding.



I deliberately kept my initial post somewhat jokey--I figured opening with Travis Bickle and closing with Billy Jack would be a dead giveaway. The response, I didn't anticipate.

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But it is a sad fucking day in the life of a porn board, even if it is the CAGE, that a crippled fucker gets shot at with all manner of online weaponry simply because he met a few hot, cool, intelligent and nice porn chicks at the biggest GODDAMN porn convention of the year



That wasn't the reason. Or at least it wasn't my reason. It didn't enter into it until you waved the finger "diddling porn girls," which opened the threshold of a whole new world of hell.

Burg, you're a funny guy. I rate people here by how intelligent and how funny they are, and you rated high. But it just seemed to fall into a funk where everything was about the chair or had "...on meth" added to it. We're fucking artists in our own twisted way and Gris and Bracque needed a visit from the bill collector or a lawyer with a paternity suit from time to time to keep their edge on.

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Arab, you get your wish and kiss my gimp ass




My wish, if the Cage is going to be more than a yawning nostalgia festival, is for new meltdowns, new jokes, new madcap hilarity. Hopefully.

[puts bolo down and slowly backs away]
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