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Chicken---master & Arab need to explain how a guy, crippled or otherwise, should reason when hot porn chicks like Hailey, Gia, or Christie jump on your lap and take pictures. It all happens in a few seconds...Do you say to yourself and the chick "Uh, you know what, I better not do this...there are a handful of anti-social (probably aesthetically challenged without the benefit of being crippled as an excuse) losers on a porn board I frequent who might be disappointed or offended by this so, sorry babe, get up and get back to work..." Nah, you dont, of course not...you have fun, take it for what is is, flip anyone who is looking and disapproves OFF and chalk it up as a once a year happening.

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Exactly. As creepy as it might be to stalk a porn whore, how friggin' stupid is it to tell them "NO......GET AWAY....MY GEEKY WIMMIN HATIN' INTERNET FRIENDS MIGHT GET PISSED!!!!"

XPT is about making fun of the assholes in porn, not being an asshole to porn people just for the rep points.

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You know what, I am still in Vegas, Hungover and tired and beat and getting ready to head to LA tomorrow and what not... i log in today to check my shit, visit the board this morning and I find a quite perplexing phenomenon happening, but a few usual elements are readily apparent, particularly Arab's Handi-phobia and chicken's rants. No problem, I respond but I dont look before I leap or to what exactly I am responding. And of course behind the scenes is james, the conrad dobler of porn boards. I wheel into a burning building before I smell the smoke because, again, my nose is stuffed from being hungover.

Arab will, ONCE and for all, have his wish...I will NEVER EVER again mention my wheelchair or booze, or fucking six hookers in a handicap equipped shower while shooting heroin and chewing Bazooka bubblegum on a Thursday Afternoon in May in any typical southeastern US city....I swear I wont.

But it is a sad fucking day in the life of a porn board, even if it is the CAGE, that a crippled fucker gets shot at with all manner of online weaponry simply because he met a few hot, cool, intelligent and nice porn chicks at the biggest GODDAMN porn convention of the year, and actually didn't say a thoroughly negative comment about anything except himself. I did'nt even post the goddamn pics, nor did take any of my own. I actually conducted my self quite well by XPT non-fanboy standards.

Arab, you get your wish and kiss my gimp ass