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... Chickenshit Master ...



It's happening. daburglar went garfield/knox on chickenmaster.



I am afraid you are right...what needs to happen is this:

Chicken---master & Arab need to explain how a guy, crippled or otherwise, should reason when hot porn chicks like Hailey, Gia, or Christie jump on your lap and take pictures. It all happens in a few seconds...Do you say to yourself and the chick "Uh, you know what, I better not do this...there are a handful of anti-social (probably aesthetically challenged without the benefit of being crippled as an excuse) losers on a porn board I frequent who might be disappointed or offended by this so, sorry babe, get up and get back to work..." Nah, you dont, of course not...you have fun, take it for what is is, flip anyone who is looking and disapproves OFF and chalk it up as a once a year happening.



Hey if you want to worship a bunch of whores that take donkey dick in their sewer plumbing for money go right ahead but you know that this is not the place to do it.



Holy shit, define 'worship'? WTF? Some pics show up of me at a goddamn porn convention 2 days post, with the coolest, LEAST pretentious, more intelligent porn chicks and you call it worship? (no denying Gia, Hailey or Christie Lee's intelligence if you get a chance to talk to them...they also are the least overblown, least made up, and more REAL chicks in the biz...No Jennas for DB, nooooo....)

Christie even said it herself, I am NO fanboy... sure I'm crippled drunk and horny (sometimes), but no one is wearing anything I gave them...fuck, I didn't even bring a camera to the show (neither did Willie) nor was I even carrying any of the relentless free shit chicks were handing out. Club jenna came around and put something around my neck from behind while I had Christie on my lap, I promptly gave it to a couple who saw it and asked where I got it. The only thing I kept was the t-shirt Jeff Gave me of JM productions...it says "Pervert Inside" ...I will wear that at the next Funeral I go to...

What pisses you off is that you are trying to equate me with Firewall, that is like trying to equate Bishop with lex Steele simply because they are both black. Dont work that way...
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