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#139114 - 01/09/06 10:24 PM I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
haileyyoung Offline
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Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 496
Loc: LA/ Miami
Check it out!!!!! Again it was so nice to meet you burg, in person, you are fucking awesome, Thanks for the drink also!


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#139115 - 01/09/06 10:34 PM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
Smelly Monkey Offline
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da burg is full of shit, that motherfucker can walk, he don't have dem toothpick cripple legs he has like fucking ray lewis legs.
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#139116 - 01/09/06 10:41 PM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
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#139117 - 01/09/06 11:03 PM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Nice, just nice!

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#139118 - 01/10/06 03:02 AM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Damn, she's got great legs.
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#139119 - 01/10/06 07:43 AM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Damn, she's got great legs.





So do you...post the pics of us too, I want to burn the fucking cage down and make Arab and Chickenshit Master "try" harder to make me do whatever the fuck it is they thought was going to happen by 'correcting' me through 'subtle' reminders/warnings. Seriously Gia, get the one out where I have my sunglasses on at 9 AM in the morning, so I can post about how hungover I was from being DRUNK the night before...
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#139120 - 01/10/06 08:15 AM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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... Chickenshit Master ...




It's happening. daburglar went garfield/knox on chickenmaster.

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#139121 - 01/10/06 08:34 AM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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... Chickenshit Master ...




It's happening. daburglar went garfield/knox on chickenmaster.




I am afraid you are right...what needs to happen is this:

Chicken---master & Arab need to explain how a guy, crippled or otherwise, should reason when hot porn chicks like Hailey, Gia, or Christie jump on your lap and take pictures. It all happens in a few seconds...Do you say to yourself and the chick "Uh, you know what, I better not do this...there are a handful of anti-social (probably aesthetically challenged without the benefit of being crippled as an excuse) losers on a porn board I frequent who might be disappointed or offended by this so, sorry babe, get up and get back to work..." Nah, you dont, of course not...you have fun, take it for what is is, flip anyone who is looking and disapproves OFF and chalk it up as a once a year happening.
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#139122 - 01/10/06 09:05 AM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Chicken---master & Arab need to explain how a guy, crippled or otherwise, should reason when hot porn chicks like Hailey, Gia, or Christie jump on your lap and take pictures. It all happens in a few seconds...Do you say to yourself and the chick "Uh, you know what, I better not do this...there are a handful of anti-social (probably aesthetically challenged without the benefit of being crippled as an excuse) losers on a porn board I frequent who might be disappointed or offended by this so, sorry babe, get up and get back to work..." Nah, you dont, of course not...you have fun, take it for what is is, flip anyone who is looking and disapproves OFF and chalk it up as a once a year happening.






Anyway, did she let you lick her asshole . . . . . . . the measure of a worthwhile evening.
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#139123 - 01/10/06 09:16 AM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
I don't think the cripple angle played so well. 3 out of...what...200? And Burg can move between the sled and a chair "very" easily...Monkey may be on to something.

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#139124 - 01/10/06 10:18 AM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I don't think the cripple angle played so well. 3 out of...what...200? And Burg can move between the sled and a chair "very" easily...Monkey may be on to something.




Exactly...It's not like I went to every goddamn booth and had the girl signing jump on me...I was VERY selective in where I went and who I allowed on my lap and who I gave my autograph too...and yes, I am a couple degrees less crippled than firewall, I can walk pretty well for short distances, especially when drunk...go figure.
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#139125 - 01/10/06 10:20 AM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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... Chickenshit Master ...




It's happening. daburglar went garfield/knox on chickenmaster.




I am afraid you are right...what needs to happen is this:

Chicken---master & Arab need to explain how a guy, crippled or otherwise, should reason when hot porn chicks like Hailey, Gia, or Christie jump on your lap and take pictures. It all happens in a few seconds...Do you say to yourself and the chick "Uh, you know what, I better not do this...there are a handful of anti-social (probably aesthetically challenged without the benefit of being crippled as an excuse) losers on a porn board I frequent who might be disappointed or offended by this so, sorry babe, get up and get back to work..." Nah, you dont, of course not...you have fun, take it for what is is, flip anyone who is looking and disapproves OFF and chalk it up as a once a year happening.




Hey if you want to worship a bunch of whores that take donkey dick in their sewer plumbing for money go right ahead but you know that this is not the place to do it.

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#139126 - 01/10/06 10:38 AM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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... Chickenshit Master ...




It's happening. daburglar went garfield/knox on chickenmaster.




I am afraid you are right...what needs to happen is this:

Chicken---master & Arab need to explain how a guy, crippled or otherwise, should reason when hot porn chicks like Hailey, Gia, or Christie jump on your lap and take pictures. It all happens in a few seconds...Do you say to yourself and the chick "Uh, you know what, I better not do this...there are a handful of anti-social (probably aesthetically challenged without the benefit of being crippled as an excuse) losers on a porn board I frequent who might be disappointed or offended by this so, sorry babe, get up and get back to work..." Nah, you dont, of course not...you have fun, take it for what is is, flip anyone who is looking and disapproves OFF and chalk it up as a once a year happening.




Hey if you want to worship a bunch of whores that take donkey dick in their sewer plumbing for money go right ahead but you know that this is not the place to do it.




Holy shit, define 'worship'? WTF? Some pics show up of me at a goddamn porn convention 2 days post, with the coolest, LEAST pretentious, more intelligent porn chicks and you call it worship? (no denying Gia, Hailey or Christie Lee's intelligence if you get a chance to talk to them...they also are the least overblown, least made up, and more REAL chicks in the biz...No Jennas for DB, nooooo....)

Christie even said it herself, I am NO fanboy... sure I'm crippled drunk and horny (sometimes), but no one is wearing anything I gave them...fuck, I didn't even bring a camera to the show (neither did Willie) nor was I even carrying any of the relentless free shit chicks were handing out. Club jenna came around and put something around my neck from behind while I had Christie on my lap, I promptly gave it to a couple who saw it and asked where I got it. The only thing I kept was the t-shirt Jeff Gave me of JM productions...it says "Pervert Inside" ...I will wear that at the next Funeral I go to...

What pisses you off is that you are trying to equate me with Firewall, that is like trying to equate Bishop with lex Steele simply because they are both black. Dont work that way...
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#139127 - 01/10/06 10:41 AM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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What pisses you off is that you are trying to equate me with Firewall, that is like trying to equate Bishop with lex Steele simply because they are both black. Dont work that way...




Not even close.

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#139128 - 01/10/06 10:44 AM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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What pisses you off is that you are trying to equate me with Firewall, that is like trying to equate Bishop with lex Steele simply because they are both black. Dont work that way...




Not even close.





It's because of this.

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Jesus, I am glad I actually went up and hugged her and (sorta) apologized in person. Fuck, I didn't know the poor lamb was alone, I would have bought her a soda or something and spent more quality time with her. Well, a soda anyway....



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#139129 - 01/10/06 11:02 AM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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What pisses you off is that you are trying to equate me with Firewall, that is like trying to equate Bishop with lex Steele simply because they are both black. Dont work that way...




Not even close.





It's because of this.

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Jesus, I am glad I actually went up and hugged her and (sorta) apologized in person. Fuck, I didn't know the poor lamb was alone, I would have bought her a soda or something and spent more quality time with her. Well, a soda anyway....







Then you've been gone too long dude, if you equate that with worship. There is discernible sarcasm mixed with some feelings of sympathy and remorse in there. I probably spent 90 seconds total between 2 -1/2 days near Hillary, but I do admit I did hug her. She is quite compelling in person Imust admit, unlike most porn chicks where it is the other way around, you see them in person and are disappointed or shocked....
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#139130 - 01/10/06 11:06 AM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
ChickenMaster Offline
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Bla.. bla.. bla.. if you equate that with worship. There is discernible sarcasm mixed bla.. bla.. bla.. sympathy and remorse in there. Bla.. Bla.. Bla.. but I do admit I did hug her. She is quite compelling in person bla.. bla.. bla....




I only respond to what I read.

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#139131 - 01/10/06 12:08 PM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Chicken---master & Arab need to explain how a guy, crippled or otherwise, should reason when hot porn chicks like Hailey, Gia, or Christie jump on your lap and take pictures. It all happens in a few seconds...Do you say to yourself and the chick "Uh, you know what, I better not do this...there are a handful of anti-social (probably aesthetically challenged without the benefit of being crippled as an excuse) losers on a porn board I frequent who might be disappointed or offended by this so, sorry babe, get up and get back to work..." Nah, you dont, of course not...you have fun, take it for what is is, flip anyone who is looking and disapproves OFF and chalk it up as a once a year happening.





Still waiting.....
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#139132 - 01/10/06 12:47 PM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Damn, she's got great legs.





So do you...post the pics of us too, I want to burn the fucking cage down and make Arab and Chickenshit Master "try" harder to make me do whatever the fuck it is they thought was going to happen by 'correcting' me through 'subtle' reminders/warnings. Seriously Gia, get the one out where I have my sunglasses on at 9 AM in the morning, so I can post about how hungover I was from being DRUNK the night before...




It's in General PornTalk under Day 3 or 4 of AEE by gia jordan. Grab a few other pics from there for the cage if you like.
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#139133 - 01/10/06 12:52 PM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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It's because of this.

Thread:
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Jesus, I am glad I actually went up and hugged her and (sorta) apologized in person. Fuck, I didn't know the poor lamb was alone, I would have bought her a soda or something and spent more quality time with her. Well, a soda anyway....




Hear the sarcastic undertone? I do.
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#139134 - 01/10/06 12:59 PM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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It's because of this.

Thread:
Quote:

Jesus, I am glad I actually went up and hugged her and (sorta) apologized in person. Fuck, I didn't know the poor lamb was alone, I would have bought her a soda or something and spent more quality time with her. Well, a soda anyway....




Hear the sarcastic undertone? I do.





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I probably spent 90 seconds total between 2 -1/2 days near Hillary, but I do admit I did hug her. She is quite compelling in person




Yea its overwhelming.

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#139135 - 01/10/06 02:28 PM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
Al Snow w/ Head Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
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Chicken---master & Arab need to explain how a guy, crippled or otherwise, should reason when hot porn chicks like Hailey, Gia, or Christie jump on your lap and take pictures. It all happens in a few seconds...Do you say to yourself and the chick "Uh, you know what, I better not do this...there are a handful of anti-social (probably aesthetically challenged without the benefit of being crippled as an excuse) losers on a porn board I frequent who might be disappointed or offended by this so, sorry babe, get up and get back to work..." Nah, you dont, of course not...you have fun, take it for what is is, flip anyone who is looking and disapproves OFF and chalk it up as a once a year happening.




Exactly. As creepy as it might be to stalk a porn whore, how friggin' stupid is it to tell them "NO......GET AWAY....MY GEEKY WIMMIN HATIN' INTERNET FRIENDS MIGHT GET PISSED!!!!"

XPT is about making fun of the assholes in porn, not being an asshole to porn people just for the rep points.

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#139136 - 01/10/06 02:44 PM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

Chicken---master & Arab need to explain how a guy, crippled or otherwise, should reason when hot porn chicks like Hailey, Gia, or Christie jump on your lap and take pictures. It all happens in a few seconds...Do you say to yourself and the chick "Uh, you know what, I better not do this...there are a handful of anti-social (probably aesthetically challenged without the benefit of being crippled as an excuse) losers on a porn board I frequent who might be disappointed or offended by this so, sorry babe, get up and get back to work..." Nah, you dont, of course not...you have fun, take it for what is is, flip anyone who is looking and disapproves OFF and chalk it up as a once a year happening.




Exactly. As creepy as it might be to stalk a porn whore, how friggin' stupid is it to tell them "NO......GET AWAY....MY GEEKY WIMMIN HATIN' INTERNET FRIENDS MIGHT GET PISSED!!!!"

XPT is about making fun of the assholes in porn, not being an asshole to porn people just for the rep points.




You know what, I am still in Vegas, Hungover and tired and beat and getting ready to head to LA tomorrow and what not... i log in today to check my shit, visit the board this morning and I find a quite perplexing phenomenon happening, but a few usual elements are readily apparent, particularly Arab's Handi-phobia and chicken's rants. No problem, I respond but I dont look before I leap or to what exactly I am responding. And of course behind the scenes is james, the conrad dobler of porn boards. I wheel into a burning building before I smell the smoke because, again, my nose is stuffed from being hungover.

Arab will, ONCE and for all, have his wish...I will NEVER EVER again mention my wheelchair or booze, or fucking six hookers in a handicap equipped shower while shooting heroin and chewing Bazooka bubblegum on a Thursday Afternoon in May in any typical southeastern US city....I swear I wont.

But it is a sad fucking day in the life of a porn board, even if it is the CAGE, that a crippled fucker gets shot at with all manner of online weaponry simply because he met a few hot, cool, intelligent and nice porn chicks at the biggest GODDAMN porn convention of the year, and actually didn't say a thoroughly negative comment about anything except himself. I did'nt even post the goddamn pics, nor did take any of my own. I actually conducted my self quite well by XPT non-fanboy standards.

Arab, you get your wish and kiss my gimp ass
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#139137 - 01/10/06 02:59 PM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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But it is a sad fucking day in the life of a porn board, even if it is the CAGE, that a crippled fucker gets shot at with all manner of online weaponry simply because he met a few hot, cool, intelligent and nice porn chicks at the biggest GODDAMN porn convention of the year, and actually didn't say a thoroughly negative comment about anything






Wait a minute, were talking about the monkey cage right?. It would be a sad day if the cage didn't shoot down a fucker who went to a porn convention and didn't have anything negative to say, let alone one that had ac cream, wankus, buck adams, sammura, tony t, chasey lain ,that english porn chick who shared her love for scat here a few months ago (name slips my mind), jrv, chico, padova at it.
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#139138 - 01/10/06 03:52 PM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Thanks to "Guy No One's Heard of w/ Head" for telling us what XPT is supposed to be about. Maggot.

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i log in today to check my shit, visit the board this morning and I find a quite perplexing phenomenon happening, but a few usual elements are readily apparent, particularly Arab's Handi-phobia





Like the Chinese, my culture has no concept of humanitarianism outside of a diet of gruel and felling walls on homosexuals.

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No problem, I respond but I dont look before I leap or to what exactly I am responding.




I deliberately kept my initial post somewhat jokey--I figured opening with Travis Bickle and closing with Billy Jack would be a dead giveaway. The response, I didn't anticipate.

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But it is a sad fucking day in the life of a porn board, even if it is the CAGE, that a crippled fucker gets shot at with all manner of online weaponry simply because he met a few hot, cool, intelligent and nice porn chicks at the biggest GODDAMN porn convention of the year




That wasn't the reason. Or at least it wasn't my reason. It didn't enter into it until you waved the finger "diddling porn girls," which opened the threshold of a whole new world of hell.

Burg, you're a funny guy. I rate people here by how intelligent and how funny they are, and you rated high. But it just seemed to fall into a funk where everything was about the chair or had "...on meth" added to it. We're fucking artists in our own twisted way and Gris and Bracque needed a visit from the bill collector or a lawyer with a paternity suit from time to time to keep their edge on.

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Arab, you get your wish and kiss my gimp ass





My wish, if the Cage is going to be more than a yawning nostalgia festival, is for new meltdowns, new jokes, new madcap hilarity. Hopefully.

[puts bolo down and slowly backs away]
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#139139 - 01/10/06 05:01 PM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon


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[puts bolo down and slowly backs away]





Damn I missed out on all the festivities but I love a happy ending.
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#139140 - 01/10/06 08:19 PM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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But it is a sad fucking day in the life of a porn board, even if it is the CAGE, that a crippled fucker gets shot at with all manner of online weaponry simply because he met a few hot, cool, intelligent and nice porn chicks at the biggest GODDAMN porn convention of the year, and actually didn't say a thoroughly negative comment about anything






Wait a minute, were talking about the monkey cage right?. It would be a sad day if the cage didn't shoot down a fucker who went to a porn convention and didn't have anything negative to say, let alone one that had ac cream, wankus, buck adams, sammura, tony t, chasey lain ,that english porn chick who shared her love for scat here a few months ago (name slips my mind), jrv, chico, padova at it.




I saw none of those people except Padova, and the booth she was at had this really graphic video playing of women mangling their twats with some kind of suction device used in making freshly squeezed fruit juices of a tropical variety, so I paid more attention to that than anything. I liked her cowboy hat that is all I remember, oh, and the boy toy standing next to her with a concerned look on his face like he was afraid Gen was gonna jump in my lap and let me ***** away in my **** (rhymes with hair, snare, flare and "do I care") ...Gen, were you even tempted to follow the example of the other chicks here and throw caution (and your relationship ) to the wind for a few fleeting seconds of ****** (rhymes with tripled) Pleasure???

Monkey, The show was a blur, a surreal blur, I spent more time worrying about NOT wheeling into GayVN territory than anything else. I did mention my brief fucked up encounter with Randi Wright(s) in the line crush getting into AVN....That was kinda "negative-y"....I also forgot to mention I was right behind Kami and some huge fat dude, but I didnt say anything, she probably didnt want to turn around in that crush of people anyway and not be able to turn back around and have to walk backwards the rest of the way.


Isabel Ice, I got a yahoo e-mail from her a few weeks ago, she says "hello, and fuck everybody here..." or something like that.
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#139141 - 01/10/06 09:12 PM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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But it is a sad fucking day in the life of a porn board, even if it is the CAGE, that a crippled fucker gets shot at with all manner of online weaponry simply because he met a few hot, cool, intelligent and nice porn chicks at the biggest GODDAMN porn convention of the year, and actually didn't say a thoroughly negative comment about anything






Wait a minute, were talking about the monkey cage right?. It would be a sad day if the cage didn't shoot down a fucker who went to a porn convention and didn't have anything negative to say, let alone one that had ac cream, wankus, buck adams, sammura, tony t, chasey lain ,that english porn chick who shared her love for scat here a few months ago (name slips my mind), jrv, chico, padova at it.




I saw none of those people except Padova, and the booth she was at had this really graphic video playing of women mangling their twats with some kind of suction device used in making freshly squeezed fruit juices of a tropical variety, so I paid more attention to that than anything. I liked her cowboy hat that is all I remember, oh, and the boy toy standing next to her with a concerned look on his face like he was afraid Gen was gonna jump in my lap and let me ***** away in my **** (rhymes with hair, snare, flare and "do I care") ...Gen, were you even tempted to follow the example of the other chicks here and throw caution (and your relationship ) to the wind for a few fleeting seconds of ****** (rhymes with tripled) Pleasure???

Monkey, The show was a blur, a surreal blur, I spent more time worrying about NOT wheeling into GayVN territory than anything else. I did mention my brief fucked up encounter with Randi Wright(s) in the line crush getting into AVN....That was kinda "negative-y"....I also forgot to mention I was right behind Kami and some huge fat dude, but I didnt say anything, she probably didnt want to turn around in that crush of people anyway and not be able to turn back around and have to walk backwards the rest of the way.


Isabel Ice, I got a yahoo e-mail from her a few weeks ago, she says "hello, and fuck everybody here..." or something like that.






What did randi wright do? she hates drugs and cripples thats why i love the girl,
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#139142 - 01/10/06 09:20 PM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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But it is a sad fucking day in the life of a porn board, even if it is the CAGE, that a crippled fucker gets shot at with all manner of online weaponry simply because he met a few hot, cool, intelligent and nice porn chicks at the biggest GODDAMN porn convention of the year, and actually didn't say a thoroughly negative comment about anything






Wait a minute, were talking about the monkey cage right?. It would be a sad day if the cage didn't shoot down a fucker who went to a porn convention and didn't have anything negative to say, let alone one that had ac cream, wankus, buck adams, sammura, tony t, chasey lain ,that english porn chick who shared her love for scat here a few months ago (name slips my mind), jrv, chico, padova at it.




I saw none of those people except Padova, and the booth she was at had this really graphic video playing of women mangling their twats with some kind of suction device used in making freshly squeezed fruit juices of a tropical variety, so I paid more attention to that than anything. I liked her cowboy hat that is all I remember, oh, and the boy toy standing next to her with a concerned look on his face like he was afraid Gen was gonna jump in my lap and let me ***** away in my **** (rhymes with hair, snare, flare and "do I care") ...Gen, were you even tempted to follow the example of the other chicks here and throw caution (and your relationship ) to the wind for a few fleeting seconds of ****** (rhymes with tripled) Pleasure???

Monkey, The show was a blur, a surreal blur, I spent more time worrying about NOT wheeling into GayVN territory than anything else. I did mention my brief fucked up encounter with Randi Wright(s) in the line crush getting into AVN....That was kinda "negative-y"....I also forgot to mention I was right behind Kami and some huge fat dude, but I didnt say anything, she probably didnt want to turn around in that crush of people anyway and not be able to turn back around and have to walk backwards the rest of the way.


Isabel Ice, I got a yahoo e-mail from her a few weeks ago, she says "hello, and fuck everybody here..." or something like that.






What did randi wright do? she hates drugs and cripples thats why i love the girl,





In the AVN cattle herd line, after I almost took off the chick's long-ass dress by getting it caught under my **** (rhymes with Squeal and happymeal), I see/hear Randi Wright(s) and her mom off to my right, and Randi says "Oh look, he gets to sit..."...then there was loud screaming which pre-empted my comment on her demonic, crazed expression.
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#139143 - 01/10/06 09:38 PM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
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But it is a sad fucking day in the life of a porn board, even if it is the CAGE, that a crippled fucker gets shot at with all manner of online weaponry simply because he met a few hot, cool, intelligent and nice porn chicks at the biggest GODDAMN porn convention of the year, and actually didn't say a thoroughly negative comment about anything






Wait a minute, were talking about the monkey cage right?. It would be a sad day if the cage didn't shoot down a fucker who went to a porn convention and didn't have anything negative to say, let alone one that had ac cream, wankus, buck adams, sammura, tony t, chasey lain ,that english porn chick who shared her love for scat here a few months ago (name slips my mind), jrv, chico, padova at it.




I saw none of those people except Padova, and the booth she was at had this really graphic video playing of women mangling their twats with some kind of suction device used in making freshly squeezed fruit juices of a tropical variety, so I paid more attention to that than anything. I liked her cowboy hat that is all I remember, oh, and the boy toy standing next to her with a concerned look on his face like he was afraid Gen was gonna jump in my lap and let me ***** away in my **** (rhymes with hair, snare, flare and "do I care") ...Gen, were you even tempted to follow the example of the other chicks here and throw caution (and your relationship ) to the wind for a few fleeting seconds of ****** (rhymes with tripled) Pleasure???

Monkey, The show was a blur, a surreal blur, I spent more time worrying about NOT wheeling into GayVN territory than anything else. I did mention my brief fucked up encounter with Randi Wright(s) in the line crush getting into AVN....That was kinda "negative-y"....I also forgot to mention I was right behind Kami and some huge fat dude, but I didnt say anything, she probably didnt want to turn around in that crush of people anyway and not be able to turn back around and have to walk backwards the rest of the way.


Isabel Ice, I got a yahoo e-mail from her a few weeks ago, she says "hello, and fuck everybody here..." or something like that.






What did randi wright do? she hates drugs and cripples thats why i love the girl,





In the AVN cattle herd line, after I almost took off the chick's long-ass dress by getting it caught under my **** (rhymes with Squeal and happymeal), I see/hear Randi Wright(s) and her mom off to my right, and Randi says "Oh look, he gets to sit..."...then there was loud screaming which pre-empted my comment on her demonic, crazed expression.





She can say that cause shes bio polar, like black people can call each other niggas and white people can call each other wiggers (if we wanted to), she thats not out of bounds, lucky you didn't tell chico, shed be out of commission for the better part of 2 weeks
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#139144 - 01/10/06 10:24 PM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
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Registered: 11/14/04
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(rhymes with hair, snare, flare and "do I care")
(rhymes with tripled)
(rhymes with Squeal and happymeal)





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#139145 - 01/11/06 07:45 AM Re: I got To Ride Da Burg!!!!
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Thanks to "Guy No One's Heard of w/ Head" for telling us what XPT is supposed to be about. Maggot.




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