Hi everyone. My name is hiphop star #485859596. I just made a new music video which is already playing on BET. It's really cool. You see me flash money, rap for women (who want me) as they gyrate their bodies seductively on camera, and the finale is in a club where we pop champagne and toast to all the hard work it took me to write obvious things on paper such as "uuhhh" and "check it check it" and "yo.. check this right here" twenty times. The director of my new video is ArogantBlackGuy20438. He's done over a dozen videos such as mine which are all the same for artists that you can hardly tell apart since we all have the same name spelled differently or with an added "Lil" and "Dogg". Please check it out and purchase my overpriced kindergarten vocabulary riddled "poetry".
Oh and be sure to follow to keep up with the 411 on my steez as in the future I plan to put to works my genius original idea of having my own clothes line. I promise it will be unique and nothing like the other stuff out there.
All the clothes are comprised of over-sized white shirts with my name on the front and a random rumber at the back and a fake logo (similar to British sheilds) somewhere on the chest region. I also plan on making it fscking cock blockingly expensive... all too cool so be sure to check it. I'm out yo!
Toodles.