#1 Somebody fuckin teach Jesse how to hold a fuckin microphone. You could only hear every other word the bitch said because she swung it around so much. Just tell her it's a dick.

#2 The food sucked.

#3 The shitty no-name music acts sucked.

#4 Started way too late.

#5 Ran way too long.

#6 The cheesy metal music the band played in-between awards sucked. They should've had the DJ play there instead.

#7 Larry Flynt speech was the highlight of the show but the greatest porn figure of all time couldn't be heard at all.

#8 Too much Jenna/Randy. What year is this 2006? or 1996?

#9 The boring stage set-up looked like it was designed by a blind three year old.

#10 Whoever wrote the stupid jokes for the presenters to say before they gave out the awards needs to be shot. Whoever thought it was a good idea needs to be shot. Even real hollywood actors sound stupid telling jokes at awards show. What makes you think porn actors are going to sound any less idiotic?


It was b-o-r-i-n-g. No surprises. No longshots. Nothing. OK, MacKenzie Who? But that's a surprise in a bad way. This was AVN just spinnin wheels and blowin opportunities to shine. This show was a big step backwards from the following years. Just watch last years show, then throw in Pirates, then think even more sucky and then you pretty much have this year, Grade C+