I was at Circle Bar briefly Thursday night. Or as I call it 'Chatsworth Island.' I sat by myself to soak it all in after William H left to get drinks. Soon I was approached by Skronker from ADT, Von Swine, and then joined by Dane. Local hookers from the Venetian swarmed us and tried taking any of us, including me, up to a room. No takers. I noticed a guy staring at me and thought he looked totally familiar. It was Rude Jude! He tells me he's seen me do some nasty, nasty stuff and I ask him what he thought about the line from the Eminem song where he raps 'rude as jude.' He says he has a successful NYC radio show now, but he first heard that song at the lowest point in his life and it was uplifting.
Tiffany Holiday complimented me on her pic I posted and then I ran into Francesca Le, Mark Wood, and Brandon. Francesca and I were having a lovely conversation when some Broadway show guy basically starts asking us to teach him Porno 101- like 'what do your parents think about your career/ why do you do anal/ who provides the wardrobe on set?' Boooooooring! But Francesca's answers gave me the 411 that she's one of the most intelligent women in porn. I had to make my graceful exit and track down my drink. I wanted a bottle of water, but ended up with something more festive.
On the way back to my room, some guy asked me 'how much.' I sock him square in the jaw and security comes up to me and asks if I know the guy. I tell them, 'apparently not.' I keep walking and they say they need to talk to me. I keep walking.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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