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On the way out of the store. I photocopied my badge, wrote "XPT wants you back, you skank!" And handed it to the girl, asking her to "relay" it. I don't think she will, but it felt really good.

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Dude, that's hardcore.

True story: I drifted down to Scottsdale from my oasis in Fountain Hills to visit my mom yesterday. She asked me about this "Jenna Jameson girl and the fuss over her club." Here's part of my conversation with my mom:

Mother Random: "How is it she became so famous?"

Random: "I'd say good promotion."

Mother Random: "I don't get it, she looks like every other sundried thirty-something bimbo in Scottsdale."

Random: (laughing) "Yeah, I know. She used to be pretty though, like back when I was sixteen."

Mother Random: "So she's overstayed her welcome?"

Random: "A lot of people feel that way."

Mother Random: "She must have made a lot of money if she can buy a strip club."

Random: "I think she has. I'm pretty sure her husband has siphoned it all away from her."

Mother Random: "That sounds about right."