Was there an XPT Moderator named "Da Burglar" at the show? Huh...


Seriously...next year I'm coming in a cripple sleigh, my feet are fucking killing me.

True story...after finally getting some actual sleep, I go over to Fry's for some food. I've still got all the same shit on, all the passes and tickets and free pown offers jammed into my pockets. One of my neighbors is walking out of the store. We meet in front of a table of... people collecting signatures for the Jenna referendum. I'm tired and kind of pissed at seeing this. My neighbor starts asking about the whole thing. Same vanilla answer they always give out. My neighbor has led a bit of a sheltered life, but he's cool and minds the crease well for our hockey club.

This girl is getting somewhat more persistent...and I'm getting more pissed off. I've got pasta and a bottle of merlot on my brain...not this whore. Finally I snapped and said, "Why should I sign this? Jenna Jameson is the most blown-out whore west of the Rockies."

Somwhat patronizingly, she replies, "Now you don't mean that. You don't even know her."

"Do you?" I ask. She says she does.

"I met her this weekend at the trade show in Vegas," I snapped (I know...white lies). The girl looks a bit confused. "You know...the one where your owner is...the PORN CONVENTION? She's an overhyped sack of fake body parts." My neighbor is stupefied. I'm not sure he's ever heard those words in that order before.

On the way out of the store. I photocopied my badge, wrote "XPT wants you back, you skank!" And handed it to the girl, asking her to "relay" it. I don't think she will, but it felt really good.

Almost as good as getting to do my "daily workout" with Denise Austin for the first time in 3 days. I thought I broke something...