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#138780 - 01/08/06 09:26 PM If I could have gone to AVN...
Mike Meatmaster Offline
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Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
I would have enjoyed having lunch with Gen Padova... unless she was having rancid farts.

I would have loved to have uh, met, Jasmine Tame... though unless I hit all 7's on the slot machine (like last time) I'd prob not be able to aford her time.

I would have gotten an autograph from Missy Monroe, since I didn't get one when I saw her in my town.

I woulda looked for and tried to hang out with Belladonna, of course I woulda brought a bag of large objects she could put up her ass... pineapple anyone?

I would have enjoyed seeing someone drag Kami around the show floor by her throat... and up the stairs like in oh, shit, whatever movie that was.

I would have looked for Sophia, and maybe she'd do the chicken dance that Wanker Wang had her doing on lukeford way back when.

Other whores I would have liked to have seen and had toss my salad: Cherry Poppens, Emily DaVinci, Alex Divine, Dasani, Ice La Fox (she could run her long fake nails across my nuts) and Loni.

Now, besides the aforementioned girls I listed, I woudla prob not been looking to meet anyone else from this site... nor would I have expected yall to care to meet me. Though some of yall may be cool to have a beer with, I just would be afraid I'd end up somehow getting stuck at a table sandwiched between the Sports Swami & Sammura.
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#138781 - 01/10/06 01:47 PM Re: If I could have gone to AVN...
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
hahahaha... that would have been fun but the BoyToy would have definitely been the one with rancid farts For future reference anyhow.

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#138782 - 01/11/06 11:31 PM Re: If I could have gone to AVN...
Mike Meatmaster Offline
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Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
Quote:

hahahaha... that would have been fun but the BoyToy would have definitely been the one with rancid farts For future reference anyhow.




I'm afraid to know what you shove up his ass to cause that... however, I wouldn't mind being Gen's boytoy!
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#138783 - 01/12/06 04:29 PM Re: If I could have gone to AVN...
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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If I could have gone to AVN...




...more pornstars would have ended up raped and murdered, ya freak.

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#138784 - 01/12/06 04:34 PM Re: If I could have gone to AVN...
pris Offline
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Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
better not touch charmane

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#138785 - 01/12/06 06:56 PM Re: If I could have gone to AVN...
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
no inserting anything into buttholes is required to produce rancid farting its a talent i guess

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#138786 - 01/13/06 08:02 AM Re: If I could have gone to AVN...
Mike Meatmaster Offline
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Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
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no inserting anything into buttholes is required to produce rancid farting its a talent i guess




Maybe circus sideshow talent... haha
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#138787 - 01/13/06 11:05 AM Re: If I could have gone to AVN...
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
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Maybe we should join Longshot then *wink* LOL

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#138788 - 01/13/06 04:20 PM Re: If I could have gone to AVN...
2cums Offline
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Padova, much better avatar!

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#138789 - 01/14/06 06:29 PM Re: If I could have gone to AVN...
Jack Mehoff Offline
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Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
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no inserting anything into buttholes is required to produce rancid farting its a talent i guess




Gen Padova: the Jacqueline Kennedy of porn.
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