I was looking on the bulldykes board for quotes of AC Cream (so I could laugh hysterically) and came across this:

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=74147/forum_id=5/cat_id=1/74147.htm

His name is CodeMonkey It seems like he took notes after he met each whore. I think Hillary Scott made his double secret probation list (she wasn't at her best?). This might keep me awake tonight wondering if CodeMonkey will ever off to another Hillary scene again.

The horror. The horror.

Damnit! I've read that thing twice now and heard 2 separate voices: his voice reading that crap, followed by my inner monologue telling me to repeatedly bludgeon my eyesockets with a ball peen hammer so I can't read it a third time!

Why go there, when we can read the stupid thing here?

Highlights attending my first AEE:

I was only able to attend on Friday's fan session.

Melissa Lauren -- I finally met my favorite and she was incredible. I got a wonderful hug from her. I was so intimidated that I couldn't make good conversation with her so, unfortunately, I didn't spend much time with her. She was so kind and was rightfully excited about her upcoming role in the sequel to Fashionistas -- congrats Melissa!

Gia Jordan -- I thought she was even more beautiful in person than I've ever seen her in pictures or on video. She was so luminous and so nice and recognized my screen name. I really enjoyed my conversation with her and the hug she gave me. She keeps on rising in my estimation every time I read something she wrote and now every time I think of when we met.

Kinzie Kenner -- What a wonderful personality, a truly genuine person, and she also recognized my screen name. She was so beautiful and I loved the hug she gave me. She did some posing later with Kami and I was mesmerized by her outer labia sticking out of her shorts, but my lasting impression is how wonderful she was when she greeted me

Taryn Thomas -- I couldn't believe that she recognized my screen name and thanked me for saying nice things about her. I don't think there is a sweeter girl and she gave me the nicest hug and had me peck her on the cheek. I told her about my girl-girl fetish and she turned me on to a scene in Vault of Whores.

Katja Kassin -- What an honor it was to speak to her. I felt her biceps and she is rightfully proud of the muscle she is putting on there. We had a wonderful conversation and I was in awe when she posed for butt shots later on when I was passing by.

Nikki Hunter -- God, I almost died looking into those eyes and hearing her incredible voice (my favorite voice in porn). She had to run but was gracious in taking the time to talk to me before she did.

Leah Luv -- Wow, I wish I had her energy and spunk. When she heard I was an ADTer she hugged me and was so enthusiastic about my girl-girl fetish and recommended a title by Starr Productions called The Basement #2 which I plan to purchase (could have purchased it at the Starr booth that Leah pointed me to but I wanted to maximize my time of seeing and meeting stars).

Angela Stone -- What an unexpected pleasure to talk to her -- she was just standing there by her lonesome as I passed by and I went up and made a rambling, almost unintelligible apology to her about my having said some not nice things about her on a thread on ADT. We ended up talking several minutes and during the course of our wonderful conversation she gave me three nice hugs. Her green eyes were incredible to look into and we found we had a lot in common.

Kami Andrews -- Talk about a woman who knows how to live life and have fun. We met and she hugged me but then went back into her wonderful fun persona interplaying with the people in her booth as it was time for her to start posing with Kinzie. What a woman!

Hillary Scott -- Sweet and polite, Hillary seemed maybe a bit exhausted from the whole ordeal but she was a trooper and kept signing for quite some time. Hopefully next year I'll catch her when she is at her best.

Justine Joli -- I've been a huge fan of hers from when she started out as Swan -- I really love her look. She thought I was cute (I heard her say so to her signing companion as I was walking away) and she was so nice to me after I complimented her, getting up and giving me a great big hug. I'll be watching her scenes differently from now on.

Aimee Sweet -- I had no idea I'd see my favorite picture model at AEE. But there she was just standing there in conversation with industry types. I waited patiently until she was done and then told her I thought she was the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen. We had a wonderful conversation and I was totally enchanted by her beauty and personality. Her husband is a lucky man.

I also met and had conversations with the following but I'll spare you all the details:

Tiffany Mynx (true professional), Alektra Blue (hot), Alana Evans (spunky and fun), Nicole Sheridan (nice), Kelly Kline (warm -- said she "loves to dominate"), Briana Luv (nice), Sandra Romain (spicy), Kimberly Kane (ultra-cool), Audrey Hollander (sweet and charitable), Charlie Laine (polite and professional), Smoking Mary Jane (sweet -- I love her looks).

I had to shake Cousin Stevie's hand and thank him for the Pussy Party series -- he was quite appreciative of my compliments and gave me a tee shirt.

I also saw close up some of my other favorites but either the lines were too long or I decided I didn't know what to say to them:
Kat, Flower, Belladonna, Sammie Rhodes, Jenna Haze, Annie Cruz, Nina Hartley, Christine Canyon, Jenna Jameson, Janine, Layla Jade, Gia Paloma, Ashley Blue, Missy Monroe, Gen Padova, Katsumi, Cytherea, Annie Body (not at a booth, just with friends) and many others.

My biggest regret is that I never did find Tiana Lynn at the Elegant Angel booth when I walked by there several times. Maybe next year I'll meet her -- she's one of my top favorites.

It must suck to be a porn whore this weekend. You spend a whole day in a stuffy convention center reeking of the body odor of a thousand cretins who came to see you because they MASTERBATE while watching you, and even if you did more than any normal woman on the street would do when they see these tools (i.e. not run screaming from them) they go on some slimy message board and criticize you for "not being at your best". Nevermind that their drug of choice isn't allowed on the show floor and kept on hand to deal with some of the more uncomfortable moments with these mongoloids.

How much you want to bet his "conversations" with these girls all took place in his mind as he slowly backed away staring a hole through them while they motioned for security?