Yuck. More of the same shit writing from the worst poster on xxxpt.

Willie D- "Hey, let me find stealth ways to talk about myself and suck my own dick at the same time denying it and shitting on everybody. I believe you when you say you have the body of Doron D. with the receding hairline because I get the same sick feeling reading your writing as I would probably seeing you in person. Like I was gonna puke! If you are going to critique, stop sucking your own dick on the sly, it's sickening. Believe me, your delusions of grandeur are shared by no one but you.

"Hey I'm Willie D., I can't believe I'm here at this stupid event with these stupid whores who would probably fuck me like I was King Stud if I was in the biz, but this sucks, I hate these people, I can't believe I spent all nite getting ready for this 'coz I hate it so much, and I really can't believe I'm stopping to let people take my picture because they probably think I'm a huge pimp because this just sucks. Me, me, me and oh yea, everything else sucks."

Your formula is dumb and so are you.