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Finally a product that will allow me to fulfill one of my greatest fantasies - fucking a legless dead-woman's torso.

Excuse me - who the fuck would buy something like that?!?!?!? Where would you keep it?

Could you IMAGINE a firefighter breaking your door down to rescue you from the condo fire roaring around you. You have been overcome by all the smoke. As the heroes bend down to haul you out of the inferno, they see your defiled Carla Carve-Up (tm) sitting on the dining room table. Do they think about saving you anyways? FOR A SECOND?
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You're all still alive?