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Between last night and this morning...my life has consisted of:

1. Wasgting money on internet service.

2. Winning $150 at the Wynn's craps table.

3. Losing it at the Mirage black jack table.

4. Hitting golf balls at 4:00 this morning at the Calloway driving range.

5. Getting drunk.

6. Riding in an elevator with Pamela Peaks (more on that later)

7. Sleeping in a fleabag motel called the Klondike for 2 hours ("sleep" = alcohol induced coma)

8. Getting 3 40oz Corona's from the local 7-11, and having 2 of them by 9:17 PST.

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god, you are lame. you might be the most boring person in Vegas.

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