Between last night and this morning...my life has consisted of:

1. Wasgting money on internet service.

2. Winning $150 at the Wynn's craps table.

3. Losing it at the Mirage black jack table.

4. Hitting golf balls at 4:00 this morning at the Calloway driving range.

5. Getting drunk.

6. Riding in an elevator with Pamela Peaks (more on that later)

7. Sleeping in a fleabag motel called the Klondike for 2 hours ("sleep" = alcohol induced coma)

8. Getting 3 40oz Corona's from the local 7-11, and having 2 of them by 9:17 PST.

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What's it like seeing the girls in person?


Depends on the whore.

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I wonder why so many short girls go into porn although I think short girls are generally a lot cuter! Were there any events happening or is it just a room full of different companies set up selling and advertising their products with girls signing?


I'm 6'1", maybe they're short, maybe it's my view of the world. Plenty of events, I imagine, but I had alternate plans...I haven't been here since '98 and hadsome catching up to do.

Lots of whores signing anything on which a Sharpie will stick. I only allowed myself one fanboy moment and asked Gia for an autograph...and made her sign it to "My fave XPT moderator!" She had the nice necklace that somehow had fallen down around her waist.


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Can you stay too long at a porn convention? I wouldn't want to start creeping people out - "Who's this guy hanging around the JM Productions stand - I don't think he works for them!"
Is Tony Malice a persona of Brandon Iron and did you meet the great man?


I didn't hang around the Jerkoff Zone long. I mainly wanted to hang out between Kelly Madison's ample melons. Malice is a very upstanding person.