Ha ha! It was me who said you had a blow up doll.BTW,isnt time you inflated her again? Also, when your done,do you put her back in her box or do you shove her under the bed for esay convinience?
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Owen:

After finding out that most porn people have herpes, my wife and I freaked out, since it is isn't even tested for.

Thus, the movie we were going to do fell by the wayside.

I'm not going to tell you who the company was, because you could get my personal information from them.

You'll just have to trust that I'm telling you the Truth.

If you folks in porn valley ever make Full Panel Tests, including a test for Herpes, the norm, and it is accepted and enforced by all major studios...

...then my wife and I might decide to give it a whirl.

Until then, we will do what we have always done.

We find a girl, get tested together, share our results, and have a monogamous three person relationship.

Sorry Owen...

...I happen to enjoy my very low health care premiums, since neither of us have, or have had, any diseases.

If you can find us a movie studio that asks for, and requires Full Panel Tests, and a very pretty girl who can pass one, we'd think about doing a movie.

I'd fucking love to do porn. I really would.

But I also like putting my underwear on without any burning, bleeding, or itching sensations.

If the rules of porn ever change, or a new company comes along that advertises 'Disease Free Porn Stars'...

...we'd love to give it a shot.

UPDATE ON THIS THREAD:

Luke has informed me that he'd rather stay in the background, and won't be appearing on the KSEX Radio show.

It also looks like, from the KSEX site, that Chasey Lain isn't booked on Monday night. There's no story, or ad, about her being scheduled for an appearance.

Maybe you'll get to hear my voice some other time.

The surprise I had for all of you was going to be my wife.

We were going to say hello together, so you'd all finally realize that she actually does exist.

By the way, that girl I know...

She thought it was HYSTERICAL that all of you thought I was lying about the existence of my beautiful wife, and our lives. She laughed her head off.

She thought the dude that kept calling her my 'invisible' wife, or my 'blow up doll wife' was hysterical.

That guy is Jeff Steward.

Just thought I'd let ya know.

The Outsider



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