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almost a year ago, tera patrick lost her dog,bornyo gets banned after one post, re-activated and i'm now re-activated on adt and ac's banned? who'da thunk it?

HELP TERA PATRICK'S LOST HER DOG!!EVAN'S LOST HIS CAREER!!!!

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That thread was great, holy shit those were good times...

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Gia and Bornyo thanks for the welcome. I wish I could say I'm happy about the things that took place, but I'm not. I still don't yet know the official reason, but with all the bullshit floating around me it doesn't much matter what the reason was. Somebody I really respect gave me the advice of maybe getting away from the industry.

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The funny thing is that you think you're in it. AC, reality is not your friend, but you shouldn't make such an enemy of it.

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The only comfort I have is knowing that I will go on from this knowing I never lied or did anything to hurt anybody. There is more that I want to say, but there is still a big part of me that hopes my ban will be lifted.

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The only comfort I have is knowing that I will go on from this knowing I never lied or did anything to hurt anybody. There is more that I want to say, but there is still a big part of me that hopes my ban will be lifted.

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AC, Firewall, Sal and Swami: It's like the ABBA of porn hangers-on. There's a Shakes the Clown or Freaked-like movie in here somewhere. Swami fulminates about the lack of respect for AVN's Best Anal award, Sal hides under a blanket in the backseat to avoid being the victim of the Beatlemania that erupts whenever he goes out in public, Firewall just makes Frankenstein like "HRAAAAA?" noises all the time (framed, always, with a rise at the end like an indecipherable and unanswerable question) and AC, the driver, just sits in traffic, idling the car, silently crying and picking cheeseburgers and chicken wings from under his armpits, just driving and crying, driving and eating, eating and crying and making long langorous slurps on a Super Big Gulp of Diet Coke.

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Someone plop the faces of the four stooges Arab mentions above into this image, I suddenly got a craving for double whoopers with cheese and my fingers are all greasy and spastic like AC and Firewalls'

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Goddamn, where's the Don Corleone slapping the shit out of Johnny Fontaine smiley?

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Christie Lee's out of commission from the wireless network at the moment, but she wants me to tell you guys that she never had any pizza and television watching moment with AC Cream.

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Gia and Bornyo thanks for the welcome. I wish I could say I'm happy about the things that took place, but I'm not. I still don't yet know the official reason, but with all the bullshit floating around me it doesn't much matter what the reason was. Somebody I really respect gave me the advice of maybe getting away from the industry. It saddens me to consider this, but with people around that say they are your friend and then less than a year later stab you in the back having a hand in ruining what you've worked a year & a half to achieve is really hard to take. It saddens me cause I've met some really great people in this industry and turning my back on them because of a handful of heartless, cold, "evil" people just doesn't seem right to me.

The only comfort I have is knowing that I will go on from this knowing I never lied or did anything to hurt anybody. There is more that I want to say, but there is still a big part of me that hopes my ban will be lifted.

You know what they say though. Wish in 1 hand and shit in the other and see which 1 fills up quicker.



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K-K-Kill them. Kill them all. Those f-f-fuckers. Teach them a lesson. Jesus will love you again.

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Christie Lee's out of commission from the wireless network at the moment, but she wants me to tell you guys that she never had any pizza and television watching moment with AC Cream.

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Yeah it's clear now somebody is completely lying, but it damn sure isn't me. I actually believed that she was slightly legitimate with her concerns, but now it's clear she is 100% lying about this whole thing. Now I'm thinking how is best way I can make it clear I'm the 1 telling the truth. I have yet to figure out how for all you clueless fuckers, but I think I can for people who are/were friendly with Christie and happened to travel to Christie's place back in march of 2005. How about I describe the inside of her place? Let's see immediately to your left there was a computer desk covered in junk. If you turn to your right some in the far left corner there is where she had her fucking HUGE big screen TV w/ her Playstation 2. To the right a little more you have a sofa and a chair lined up against a wall. On the opposite side of this wall you have her little kitchen area. A note about her kitchen, she had a 5 foot high stack of empty pizza boxes next to her fridge. Then there was the hallway to her bedroom and bathroom. This hallway was nearly unable to be walked down because there was so much junk. There was like a mirror or picture frame laying diagonal across the hallway. Her bedroom must have continued the junk theme because she had to sleep on the sofa out in the main room. Let's continue with detail. When you walk through Christie's place you have to be on your tip toes to step around all the dog crap. There was so much you feel like your in a war zone stepping around landmines. These little treats came from her little white puffball loud nipping dog. 1 last piece of info I remember from being with Christie in her place is a gift morbidthoughts gave her. It was a silly ass white and red Canada hat. It wasn't a baseball cap or some stylish hat. It was 1 of those silly old man fisherman floppy rimmed hats.

I really can't believe she is actually going to straight up lie about this whole thing.

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Yeah it's clear now somebody is completely lying, but it damn sure isn't me. I actually believed that she was slightly legitimate with her concerns, but now it's clear she is 100% lying about this whole thing. Now I'm thinking how is best way I can make it clear I'm the 1 telling the truth. I have yet to figure out how for all you clueless fuckers, but I think I can for people who are/were friendly with Christie and happened to travel to Christie's place back in march of 2005. How about I describe the inside of her place? Let's see immediately to your left there was a computer desk covered in junk. If you turn to your right some in the far left corner there is where she had her fucking HUGE big screen TV w/ her Playstation 2. To the right a little more you have a sofa and a chair lined up against a wall. On the opposite side of this wall you have her little kitchen area. A note about her kitchen, she had a 5 foot high stack of empty pizza boxes next to her fridge. Then there was the hallway to her bedroom and bathroom. This hallway was nearly unable to be walked down because there was so much junk. There was like a mirror or picture frame laying diagonal across the hallway. Her bedroom must have continued the junk theme because she had to sleep on the sofa out in the main room. Let's continue with detail. When you walk through Christie's place you have to be on your tip toes to step around all the dog crap. There was so much you feel like your in a war zone stepping around landmines. These little treats came from her little white puffball loud nipping dog. 1 last piece of info I remember from being with Christie in her place is a gift morbidthoughts gave her. It was a silly ass white and red Canada hat. It wasn't a baseball cap or some stylish hat. It was 1 of those silly old man fisherman floppy rimmed hats.

I really can't believe she is actually going to straight up lie about this whole thing.

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If i was you i would've just said yep, shes right im lying, you would've come off looking a whole lot better then you do now after that post. Photographic memory or not thats beyond stalker fatty.

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Come off looking better to you? That's for sure my ultimate goal.

I'm very aware of my environment at all times.

All this will do is for people that know us both and were on the fence they now know I was indeed welcomed into her place the night we had pizza and watched TV.

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People in an industry that you aren't a part of and that have clearly shown have no interest in you. Im just curious.

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You have no clue what your talking about.

Let me ask you something "mysterious" Smelly Monkey. Is it true that after your shoots when you degrade females that afterwards you offer them extra money if they will fist your anus?



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Gia and Bornyo thanks for the welcome. I wish I could say I'm happy about the things that took place, but I'm not. I still don't yet know the official reason, but with all the bullshit floating around me it doesn't much matter what the reason was. Somebody I really respect gave me the advice of maybe getting away from the industry. It saddens me to consider this, but with people around that say they are your friend and then less than a year later stab you in the back having a hand in ruining what you've worked a year & a half to achieve is really hard to take. It saddens me cause I've met some really great people in this industry and turning my back on them because of a handful of heartless, cold, "evil" people just doesn't seem right to me.

The only comfort I have is knowing that I will go on from this knowing I never lied or did anything to hurt anybody. There is more that I want to say, but there is still a big part of me that hopes my ban will be lifted.

You know what they say though. Wish in 1 hand and shit in the other and see which 1 fills up quicker.



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K-K-Kill them. Kill them all. Those f-f-fuckers. Teach them a lesson. Jesus will love you again.

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Sometimes its good to listen to the voices inside your head.This would be one of those times.

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Christie Lee's out of commission from the wireless network at the moment, but she wants me to tell you guys that she never had any pizza and television watching moment with AC Cream.

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Yeah it's clear now somebody is completely lying, but it damn sure isn't me. I actually believed that she was slightly legitimate with her concerns, but now it's clear she is 100% lying about this whole thing. Now I'm thinking how is best way I can make it clear I'm the 1 telling the truth. I have yet to figure out how for all you clueless fuckers, but I think I can for people who are/were friendly with Christie and happened to travel to Christie's place back in march of 2005. How about I describe the inside of her place? Let's see immediately to your left there was a computer desk covered in junk. If you turn to your right some in the far left corner there is where she had her fucking HUGE big screen TV w/ her Playstation 2. To the right a little more you have a sofa and a chair lined up against a wall. On the opposite side of this wall you have her little kitchen area. A note about her kitchen, she had a 5 foot high stack of empty pizza boxes next to her fridge. Then there was the hallway to her bedroom and bathroom. This hallway was nearly unable to be walked down because there was so much junk. There was like a mirror or picture frame laying diagonal across the hallway. Her bedroom must have continued the junk theme because she had to sleep on the sofa out in the main room. Let's continue with detail. When you walk through Christie's place you have to be on your tip toes to step around all the dog crap. There was so much you feel like your in a war zone stepping around landmines. These little treats came from her little white puffball loud nipping dog. 1 last piece of info I remember from being with Christie in her place is a gift morbidthoughts gave her. It was a silly ass white and red Canada hat. It wasn't a baseball cap or some stylish hat. It was 1 of those silly old man fisherman floppy rimmed hats.

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If you went to her place after me you might have seen the pink flowers in the plastic spongebob water bottle. Those would be the flowers I handed her personally. Yeah that's not such an everyday thing huh?~~Edit~~

I really can't believe she is actually going to straight up lie about this whole thing.

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How about I describe the inside of her place? Let's see immediately to your left there was a computer desk covered in junk. If you turn to your right...

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If you went to her place after me you might have seen the pink flowers in the plastic spongebob water bottle. Those would be the flowers I handed her personally.

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I'm willing to believe that he has been inside Christie's home, I'm almost certain of it now. Since she can't get online right now, could someone (no not you AC) give her a call and let her know that she needs to change her locks. Sooner than later please, I enjoy having her around.

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in all honesty, i believe him over christie. that's just me. the picture he painted was just too vivid, to imbued with the essence of pornchick to be made-up.

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That's giving our boy AC very little credit. She is in 12 parts and in his freezer. Well 11 parts I am sure he has eaten one part. We here at meatholes are behind you AC. AC CREAM FOR MODERATOR!!!

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Lol. I was working on my "AC Cream ate Christie" post while you made your "AC Cream ate Christie" post.

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That's giving our boy AC very little credit. She is in 12 parts and in his freezer. Well 11 parts I am sure he has eaten one part. We here at meatholes are behind you AC. AC CREAM FOR MODERATOR!!!

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Just freestyle a little AC, what would be your first five acts if appointed moderator?

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AC could probably be an XPT moderator before smartt.

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That's giving our boy AC very little credit. She is in 12 parts and in his freezer. Well 11 parts I am sure he has eaten one part. We here at meatholes are behind you AC. AC CREAM FOR MODERATOR!!!

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You know Pariah has a good point, there was a small part of me that was fearful at first that Christie's recent absence was the result of some nefarious culinary conspiracy between AC Cream and Smartt, whereby Smartt sent AC a recipe for some ungodly concoction for Portugese Meatloaf and poor Christie is now being served cold between two pieces of Texas Toast inside AC Cream's Tera Patrick / Pussycash Lunchpail. Fortunately, Gia assures me Christie is ok...

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Seriously though, didn't Christie have a stalker before, back when she was still a newbie, or am I thinking of a different girl?

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Your memory is correct Random. Her stalker when she 1st got in the biz is 1 of the main things she talked about the 2 times I hungout with her. The night I left after the pizza and TV I called her to let her know I made it out of "Pornoland" ok she told me she was out walking her dog and her stalker was there following her on foot. I nearly wrecked my damn rental car trying to get back to her place.

Though now after these complete lies she's telling about me I'm wondering if it's a "boy who cried wolf" thing. Why would a girl who is scared of a stalker walk her dog after dark? Doesn't seem to make a lot of sense. Also another thing that didn't hit me at the time is.... The day we were with the 3rd party the ladies and I walked to a coffee shop. We passed a group of mexican gardeners. This group was obviously talking shit in spanish. The 3rd party and myself were clearly unhappy about the shit talking, but Christie seemed to love it. Which is kinda strange from a girl having an issue with strange men.

Just some food for thought. Not real food cause we know the last thing my fat ass needs is some food.

I could be the poster child for the benefits of bulimia or anorexia.



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I could be the poster child for the benefits of bulimia or anorexia.

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Her stalker when she 1st got in the biz is 1 of the main things she talked about the 2 times I hungout with her.

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Why would a girl who is scared of a stalker walk her dog after dark?

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We passed a group of mexican gardeners. This group was obviously talking shit in Spanish. The 3rd party and myself were clearly unhappy about the shit talking, but Christie seemed to love it.

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Just some food for thought. Not real food cause we know the last thing my fat ass needs is some food.

I could be the poster child for the benefits of bulimia or anorexia.

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AC

Do you suffer from acromegaly?

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I'm a big guy, but I'm proportionate.

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How about I describe the inside of her place? Let's see immediately to your left there was a computer desk covered in junk. If you turn to your right some in the far left corner there is where she had her fucking HUGE big screen TV w/ her Playstation 2. To the right a little more you have a sofa and a chair lined up against a wall. On the opposite side of this wall you have her little kitchen area. A note about her kitchen, she had a 5 foot high stack of empty pizza boxes next to her fridge. Then there was the hallway to her bedroom and bathroom. This hallway was nearly unable to be walked down because there was so much junk. There was like a mirror or picture frame laying diagonal across the hallway. Her bedroom must have continued the junk theme because she had to sleep on the sofa out in the main room. Let's continue with detail. When you walk through Christie's place you have to be on your tip toes to step around all the dog crap. There was so much you feel like your in a war zone stepping around landmines. These little treats came from her little white puffball loud nipping dog.

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... whores that just shot a 300 inter-species she-male gangbang creampie paid in cash same day ...

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Apologies to Bishop, but I gotta go change my drawers ... I'm spitting up chiclets from laughing so hard.

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... whores that just shot a 300 inter-species she-male gangbang creampie paid in cash same day ...

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Apologies to Bishop, but I gotta go change my drawers ... I'm spitting up chiclets from laughing so hard.

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Seriously though, didn't Christie have a stalker before, back when she was still a newbie, or am I thinking of a different girl?

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Your memory is correct Random. Her stalker when she 1st got in the biz is 1 of the main things she talked about the 2 times I hungout with her. The night I left after the pizza and TV I called her to let her know I made it out of "Pornoland" ok she told me she was out walking her dog and her stalker was there following her on foot. I nearly wrecked my damn rental car trying to get back to her place.

Though now after these complete lies she's telling about me I'm wondering if it's a "boy who cried wolf" thing. Why would a girl who is scared of a stalker walk her dog after dark? Doesn't seem to make a lot of sense. Also another thing that didn't hit me at the time is.... The day we were with the 3rd party the ladies and I walked to a coffee shop. We passed a group of mexican gardeners. This group was obviously talking shit in spanish. The 3rd party and myself were clearly unhappy about the shit talking, but Christie seemed to love it. Which is kinda strange from a girl having an issue with strange men.

Just some food for thought. Not real food cause we know the last thing my fat ass needs is some food.

I could be the poster child for the benefits of bulimia or anorexia.



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Snipped a bunch...Gia, tell everyone I'm fine. I just had to move because I had shitty roomates. They even let my dog out one day when I was at work and I never saw her since. I miss her so much. The roomate even got a hold of my phone bill and screwed up my service. That's why I had to change my number today."

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Now we have heard from both sides, we can let this lie and believe who we want to or we can pick at it until someone gets their feelings hurt.

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Seriously though, didn't Christie have a stalker before, back when she was still a newbie, or am I thinking of a different girl?

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Your memory is correct Random. Her stalker when she 1st got in the biz is 1 of the main things she talked about the 2 times I hungout with her.

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Funny how you reminded her as her stalker. And now her dog is missing. You did the same thing to Tera and took her CHOPPER.

Christie, get the restraining order immediatly. At least there will be a police record.

We miss you Christie.

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On the phone now with Christie Lee and she says:

"AC knows what my place looks like because it was on Playboy TV's Porn Star Cribs which aired again a few weeks ago. We became friends online and on the phone and then hung out in person one day. He used to be hella cool. Just one day- the day that we were walking to the coffee shop. But he never came over. He did know where I lived as far as what building because his friend lived across the street but not what unit. He got weird after that day saying that he could come over and cuddle on the couch and watch tv. He even started emailing my industry friends asking where I was. I feel really bad for him, but he's done this to so many other girls. I'm a really nice person and I talk to all my fans but I guess it was taken the wrong way. It's true. It was. I'm personable, but he took it too personal.

As far as walking my dog, I never walk my dog at night. I'd as soon let her shit on the patio or inside. I did have a stalker at that time, but it wasn't AC.

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