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#138431 - 03/01/08 02:30 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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#138432 - 03/01/08 02:31 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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#138433 - 03/01/08 02:33 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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#138434 - 03/01/08 03:08 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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I will name her George, and I will love her and hug her, and pet her, and squeeze her......How come you don't move no more George?

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#138435 - 03/01/08 03:58 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Surreal


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#138436 - 03/04/08 10:18 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
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Maybe a stupid question, but does AC know that there is this thread here about him?

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#138437 - 03/04/08 10:20 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
have2cit Offline
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Stupid question. You ever try reading the entire thread?

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#138438 - 03/04/08 11:06 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Quote:

Stupid question. You ever try reading the entire thread?



I didn't and I'm not going to. But I'm glad that you spent part of your worthless life reading through 23 pages of AC posts. Shudder.

have2cists, if you are AC I'm sorry I hurt your feelings with my question.

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#138439 - 03/05/08 01:05 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Hmmm...Tyla looks very methed out in this pic, especially in the face.

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#138440 - 03/05/08 01:11 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Quote:








Gia looks like she is winding up to do one of those Karate-style 'powered elbows' where the other arm adds force to the elbow strike.

Go for the windpipe, Gia, you'll never find (much less hit) his ribs!

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#138441 - 03/05/08 01:48 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Quote:

Quote:








Gia looks like she is winding up to do one of those Karate-style 'powered elbows' where the other arm adds force to the elbow strike.

Go for the windpipe, Gia, you'll never find (much less hit) his ribs!





Gia looks horny

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#138442 - 03/05/08 05:32 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
have2cit Offline
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Quote:

I didn't and I'm not going to. But I'm glad that you spent part of your worthless life reading through 23 pages of AC posts. Shudder.

have2cists, if you are AC I'm sorry I hurt your feelings with my question.





It took a whole of 10 minutes, what an arduous task, dude. You're one of the lazy fucks they invented books on tape for.

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#138443 - 03/05/08 03:06 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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I will name her George, and I will love her and hug her, and pet her, and squeeze her......How come you don't move no more George?


That is fuckin funny.

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#138444 - 06/12/08 03:37 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Snowman Offline
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Here's a couple of new AC Cream pix for you guys from this past Saturday at Erotica LA. AC was delighted to pose for me again. However, his energy level was lower than I've ever seen it before. I am fearful for his health. =(

http://www.flickr.com/photos/snowman872/2571924270

http://www.flickr.com/photos/snowman872/2571098513

I am posting more pics from Erotica LA on my Flickr account.


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#138445 - 06/12/08 04:24 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Willie D Offline

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Thanks, Snowman. AC has that "Slingblade" look in his eyes. Like he'll be hunting down Carmen Luvana with that paring knife he got from the Chesapeake Bay crabbing tourboat, muttering "mmm MMM...I like mustard on them implants...mmm mmm, I reckon."

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#138447 - 06/12/08 11:55 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Registered: 02/28/06
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Quote:

Hey, Snowman, how is it going? Any luck starting your Amerasian family yet? The perfect cure for an asian obsession is diaper duty.




I'm peachy, thanks for asking! Are you speaking from experience there Paperchase?
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#138449 - 06/12/08 06:56 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Snowman Offline
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Quote:

I might suggest Lana Croft, she's already established that she dates jerks and since she did Brendon Iron we also know she has something for guys with receding hairlines.




It would be swell to date Lana, but she hasn't shown any interest in me. *sigh*
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#138451 - 06/12/08 08:13 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Being this is my thread and all, can we get back on topic?

Now, would one of you be so kind to post those pics here for those of us too lazy to get a flickr account? Thanks.
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#138452 - 06/12/08 10:15 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Snowman Offline
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Quote:

Being this is my thread and all, can we get back on topic?

Now, would one of you be so kind to post those pics here for those of us too lazy to get a flickr account? Thanks.




I tried to make it display in the message, but for some reason the IMG tags didn't seem to be working. Sorry.
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#138453 - 06/13/08 12:12 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Quote:

I tried to make it display in the message, but for some reason the IMG tags didn't seem to be working. Sorry.




Just upload each pic here from your pc. You'll have to make seperate threads but it'll work.

After you upload it, you'll see it in your post as an attachment. Click on the attachment and copy the link. Edit your post and insert the image tags with the link you copied. It'll then show up in your post.

Death to the belladonna skank mutant that is gypsy/renfield.
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#138454 - 06/13/08 01:04 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Snowman Offline
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OK, I see what you mean! Here's the first one!
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#138455 - 06/13/08 02:49 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Did he actually get fatter? Didn't think it was possible.

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#138456 - 06/14/08 05:49 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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By that strange 'mary jane' shirt he's wearing he probably likes the odd smoke and suffers from the major munchies - hence the weight gain.

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#138457 - 06/14/08 01:45 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Quote:



OK, I see what you mean! Here's the first one!




Shit, looks like his neck is going to swallow his head.

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#138458 - 06/14/08 01:55 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Quote:

By that strange 'mary jane' shirt he's wearing he probably likes the odd smoke and suffers from the major munchies - hence the weight gain.




I figured 420 was always just a reference to his weight.
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#138459 - 06/14/08 03:13 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
freestylah Offline
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The 420 would be in kilograms, not pounds, I take it?
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#138460 - 05/15/09 02:41 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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OMG he looks feral.



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#138461 - 05/15/09 02:50 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
MrBelvedere Offline
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Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:








Gia looks like she is winding up to do one of those Karate-style 'powered elbows' where the other arm adds force to the elbow strike.

Go for the windpipe, Gia, you'll never find (much less hit) his ribs!





Gia looks horny



she looks great in that pic, just pshop out the special needs kid..

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#138462 - 05/15/09 02:52 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
cqd Offline
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I'm curious. Would AC be so hated if he did not appear as though he could engulf and devour his targets?

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#138463 - 05/15/09 02:56 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
MrBelvedere Offline
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Registered: 03/19/07
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is he wearing a shirt or someones curtains? It says 14th century Spanish Castle to me?

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#138464 - 05/15/09 02:58 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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I'm sure many porn fans look as bad as him, maybe even worse. I'll be the first to admit I'm no Brad Pitt myself. His main problem is that he has no common sense, not that he's heavier than an average elephant.
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#138466 - 05/15/09 03:23 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
cqd Offline
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Quote:

is he wearing a shirt or someones curtains? It says 14th century Spanish Castle to me?




He is wearing a 6 person tent. He will be making a camp site later on and he is just trying to be prepared.
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#138467 - 05/15/09 03:24 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
cqd Offline
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Quote:

I'm sure many porn fans look as bad as him, maybe even worse. I'll be the first to admit I'm no Brad Pitt myself. His main problem is that he has no common sense, not that he's heavier than an average elephant.




It's not just his size, it's the facial expression. He looks like he can unhinge his jaw and swallow humans whole.
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#138468 - 05/15/09 03:25 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Quote:

is he wearing a shirt or someones curtains? It says 14th century Spanish Castle to me?




Kind of reminds me of the Figueroa downtown.
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#138469 - 05/15/09 04:38 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
the unknown pervert Offline
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Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

is he wearing a shirt or someones curtains? It says 14th century Spanish Castle to me?




If the castle has a drive up window where you can get an order of General Tso's chicken to go.
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#138470 - 05/15/09 05:30 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Newports Offline
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Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
Loc: CO
Quote:

I think I like that "Gia look " the best....WOW




Yeah, she looks really good in that picture.

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#138471 - 05/15/09 11:59 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Claude Goddard Offline
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Gia's smile is really nice in that photo.

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#138472 - 05/15/09 11:59 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Claude Goddard Offline
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Loc: Slumberland
I'm also digging her hair.

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#138473 - 05/16/09 10:20 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Sacred Navajo Herbs Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 11/01/08
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Are there any pictures of her from that day without AC Cream?

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#138474 - 05/16/09 11:50 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Tritone Offline
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Gia looks radiant.

Are there any pictures of Gia being held close by a black man?


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#138475 - 05/16/09 01:03 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Jigaloo Offline
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Yes when they tried to steal her purse just prior to her pulling out the pepper spray.
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#138476 - 05/16/09 02:45 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Yes, and you couldn't tell he was black b/c he was wearing a ski mask anyway.
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#138477 - 05/16/09 10:36 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Has anyone considered the foul notion that right after the photo with Gia was taken our boy AC made a beeline to the mens room so he could rub one out?
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#138478 - 05/17/09 06:56 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
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I really can't see AC Cream making a beeline for anywhere. Snowballing maybe, but a beeline, no fucking way. That would be like watching a hot tub full of jello try to run the 400 meter hurdles.
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#138479 - 05/17/09 03:35 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
...or two slugs race on the inside of a metal garbage pail.
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#138480 - 05/17/09 10:47 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Sonny Chiba Offline
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Registered: 12/06/05
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Apparently he has a following on Twitter -

http://twitter.com/AceCartier

There's some great lines in here including-
"@EXXXOTICA As You Know I Will Be There. Covering The Event The Way Only An ACE Reporter Can. ;o)
7:08 PM May 1st from web in reply to EXXXOTICA"
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#138481 - 05/17/09 11:27 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Scroll down a page. It says AC cut his foot on a piece of glass. Where are those smurf blue Air Jordans to protect him?
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#138482 - 05/18/09 06:16 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Sonny Chiba Offline
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He cut it on the 20th of April

"I Stepped On A Piece Of Glass! My Foot Is Killing Me! (10:21 PM Apr 20th from web "

And yet WAS still complaining about it nine days later. Don't they have medical insurance for Sasquatches?

"My Foot Is Still Killing Me. Glass In The Foot Is No Fun.12:04 PM Apr 29th from web "

Surely one of his porn whore pals could have hit him off with a pill or two to ease the pain.

What am I saying? That's probably akin to asking him to share food.
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#138483 - 05/18/09 01:03 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Mope Offline
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Registered: 03/21/09
Posts: 73
There, I fixed it...



Goddamn, that bitch has some nice [fake] funbags and a tight little body.


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#138484 - 05/18/09 02:13 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Sonny

Quote:

Surely one of his porn whore pals could have hit him off with a pill or two to ease the pain.




A pill or two? Two pounds of pure heroin and he might doze off for a little while.
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