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#138031 - 01/09/06 08:59 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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AC Cream has left the building. 
The all-you-can-eat-buffets can start turning a profit again. The City Of Sin is rejoicing. I can hear their cheers.
someone should have filmed him eating at all the buffets. I can just see him knocking down children and old people to get more shrimp on his plate.
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#138032 - 01/09/06 06:03 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Chico Wang or Pariah wouldn't even be able to get him laid
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#138033 - 01/09/06 07:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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thats the sexiest motherfucker on the porn boards, hands down, i love how he has the same patterned shirts in 3 different colors, looks like someones a high roller come sale time at their local walmart.
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#138035 - 01/09/06 07:45 PM
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Registered: 05/06/04
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#138037 - 01/09/06 09:13 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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I hafta agree even with our differences...that was fucking hilarious kyoto 
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#138038 - 01/09/06 10:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Why does everyone hate that guy so much? besides the fact hes fat, annoying and ugly?. hes the same as that sal guy except has red hair and everyone loves that retard.
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#138039 - 01/09/06 10:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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he calls himself "ace cartier" ask bornyo for the myspace.
he also screams at girls who don't do porn that they send him a picture or he'll call them out as a "bitch/cunt/whatever".
ac cream is going to kill others out of rejection, he's gonna do it, he's a stalker, rude to random girls, and fucking psyccho, i've heard he's out at adt. he's columbine, redux.
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#138041 - 01/10/06 07:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Well, the story regarding Christie Lee and AC CREAM was something the little angel told me Saturday, that the dude was upset over something about her not returning his e-mails in a "timely" fashion", whereby he sat outside her residence for a couple days...or something like that. Now, with him ACTING (and given his size, LOOKING) like he does, and if you were Christie Lee, how would you feel under such circumstances? For a brief moment I was actually afraid that if Christie had gotten a ticket to AVN and been able to accompany me, he would have sat on the both of us and I, Da Burglar, would now be being eulogized by Willie D as my remains lie in state in a large envelope given the pancake flatness they would exhibit.
Someone clear all this up...you hear on one Hand Monstar saying AC is 'solid' for buying drinks, and others say decent things about the guy, but then we have this shit....what is this guy's deal?
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#138043 - 01/10/06 07:37 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/17/05
Posts: 123
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He creeped out another girl by telling her that he was still mad at her for not giving up her number. Several girls have noted that he approaches them through unsolicited IMs and email that he "researched" and whines when they don't respond in adequate time by leaving them even more IMs and email. Another girl declared she'd kick him in the nuts if he came within one feet of her because of his antics.
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#138045 - 01/10/06 07:47 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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If you look close (but not too close) you'll see the cavity creeps jumping out of his mouth, running for cover.
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#138047 - 01/11/06 12:20 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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I never saw him speak to anyone directly but he was always muddering something to himself.
He reminds me of Milton Waddams from Office Space.
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#138050 - 01/12/06 12:01 PM
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Christie Lee is just about the sweetest and most approachable girl in porn. If you manage to creep her out or piss her off, you must have gone WAY over the line. AC is a very scary guy, from the sounds of it. He seems to have a rabid hatred of all things Diabolic too.
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#138051 - 01/12/06 12:37 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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This guy is pure evil.Just look into his eyes. 
So much for the theory that black is a slimming colour.... 
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#138053 - 01/12/06 01:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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look at his fingers holding the camera, they're like polish sausages. he chugs mayo for breakfast and sweats crisco from his pores.
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#138055 - 01/12/06 04:08 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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This thread is kharma for that cumsponge , AC Cream. He has been vocal of his hate for me.Let's keep this thread going
I thought you and him would be pals, kindred spirits in the excessive canned corn eating way of life.
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#138057 - 01/12/06 10:15 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/12/06
Posts: 52
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Well, the story regarding Christie Lee and AC CREAM was something the little angel told me Saturday, that the dude was upset over something about her not returning his e-mails in a "timely" fashion", whereby he sat outside her residence for a couple days...or something like that. Now, with him ACTING (and given his size, LOOKING) like he does, and if you were Christie Lee, how would you feel under such circumstances? For a brief moment I was actually afraid that if Christie had gotten a ticket to AVN and been able to accompany me, he would have sat on the both of us and I, Da Burglar, would now be being eulogized by Willie D as my remains lie in state in a large envelope given the pancake flatness they would exhibit.
Someone clear all this up...you hear on one Hand Monstar saying AC is 'solid' for buying drinks, and others say decent things about the guy, but then we have this shit....what is this guy's deal?
I'm going to clear all this up hopefully with this 1 post. I have work to be doing, but I felt like this needed to be commented on....
Let me start by saying I have no negative feelings toward Christie. I think it's slightly understandable how she has come to where she is in this situation. A lot of people have taken the situation and spun it adding in their own beliefs. Here is the complete story from A to Z....
Christie and I began conversing online and on the phone back in late January 2005. Contrary to what somebody is saying there was no underhanded "research" going on. I was given the contacts by Christie. For the next Month and a half Christie and I messaged each other. During that time I got to see a side of Christie most of you will never see. Christie has the ability to be a sweet, sensitive, caring female. Also just so it's clear these nightly conversations were more often started by Christie than were started by me. Then in March I went out to CA to visit Industry friends. 1 of whom happened to be Christie. The 1st of the 2 days I hung out with Christie we had a 3rd party with us. I have a pic from this day somewhere. I'm not about to out the 3rd party, but the 3rd party asked me a couple days later "How did you 2 get to know each other? She didn't seem to be very nice to you." Me thinking that maybe other personal issues were making Christie unhappy I ignored Christie being unpleasant to me. We talked on the phone a couple days later and made plans to hang out the last night I was out in CA. On this night I bought and brought her some flowers. I thought it was a nice gesture being that I knew she was having some tough times. That night things went really well. It felt like I was hanging out with the girl I had been conversing with for a month and a half. We had pizza and watched TV. I flew home the next morning and things were cool. Once I got home I noticed Christie was treating me totally different. We played hit and miss/cat and mouse contacts for a couple months after that. Then Erotica LA time came. About a couple weeks before Erotica Christie talked about us hanging out again which I was cool with. Things weren't as cool as they were between us but they weren't bad. Then shortly before Erotica LA she took an obligation that had her busy during the whole time I was out there for Erotica LA. Shortly after Erotica LA it became clear our friendship was no more. Anytime I got a contact from her it was always me being wrong or not cool, so it was clear our friendship wasn't going to continue....
Then we come to AEE 2006.... By dumb luck Christie and I nearly walk right into each other at the circle bar in Vegas. I think we were equally startled to see each other. Throughout the weekend word got to me that Christie said I was stalking her. After talking to numerous reliable(believable) mutual friends I came to understand that during 1 of my trips out to CA Christie received anonymous flowers at her place and she assumed they were from me. I 100% emphatically say I never left her anonymous flowers and as for somebody "sitting outside of her place for 2 days" that was not me either. So learning all I learned at AEE I can understand why in her mind it was scary to see my big fat ass in Vegas. People in the know all know I wasn't there for Christie Lee. I was at AEE as press writing an AEE story for a magazine.
Da Burglar....
As for why there are such mixed opinions of me. All I can say is the people that get to know me rarely dislike me. That's not to be egotistical. I just treat people well. My friends know I'm always there for them. Monstar and I have been friendly for a while. We have a lot of friends in common and we get along. Ryan Knox I've met here and there at conventions, but at AEE we actually had some conversations and got along well. Also 1 of your favorite ladies Da Burglar Hailey Young and I get along well. Hailey has seen me at 1 of my lowest points in life and she saw my good. There are plenty others that I won't call out by name, but they are around.
AC Cream
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#138058 - 01/12/06 10:55 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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No one cares, you delusional rotund retard. 
Did Tera ever find her dog or did you eat it?
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#138059 - 01/12/06 11:09 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/12/06
Posts: 52
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No one cares, you delusional rotund retard.
Did Tera ever find her dog or did you eat it?
You obviously care BIFF, you have my fucking ugly face as your avatar.
Also yes Tera found her dog. When they took the dog away from you they heard you screaming "Damn you chopper! I hate that you have a bigger penis than me!"
AC Cream
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#138061 - 01/12/06 11:39 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
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I am a AC fan. WE hung out together many times. He is a complete old fashioned gentlemen. He's been to my house, met my family, played with my dog. He was in Vegas partially because I asked him to freelance for me. He is helping with the AEE, AVN story, writing and pictures, because I couldn't go. I really don't understand why alot of people that don't even know him give him such a hard time. About half of us industry people (not the stars of course)are chubby, me included. So what? So please get to know AC and form your own opinion, don't just listen to what some people who need anger management classes say, lol. xoxo, Cindi  Xcitement.com
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#138063 - 01/13/06 12:23 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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You obviously care BIFF, you have my fucking ugly face as your avatar.
Also yes Tera found her dog. When they took the dog away from you they heard you screaming "Damn you chopper! I hate that you have a bigger penis than me!"
AC Cream
How creepy is it that you apparently know the dogs name? And where do you bury the bodies? Basement of mom's house?
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Holy fucking shit, Biff you are my new fucking God! Oh my God... breathe, breathe!
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I am a AC fan. WE hung out together many times. He is a complete old fashioned gentlemen. He's been to my house, met my family, played with my dog. He was in Vegas partially because I asked him to freelance for me. He is helping with the AEE, AVN story, writing and pictures, because I couldn't go. I really don't understand why alot of people that don't even know him give him such a hard time. About half of us industry people (not the stars of course)are chubby, me included. So what? So please get to know AC and form your own opinion, don't just listen to what some people who need anger management classes say, lol.
xoxo,
Cindi
Xcitement.com
You're enabling a creepy porkmeister that can't make friends at home. He turns to porn hoping the bitches will feel sorry for him. I've seen it on ADT. The guy gets pissy with them if they don't reply to his emails, etc. When and if he starts his serial killing (if he hasn't already), part of the blame lies on you for getting him the access he wants.
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#138064 - 01/13/06 12:24 AM
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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#138065 - 01/13/06 12:44 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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I am a AC fan. WE hung out together many times. He is a complete old fashioned gentlemen. He's been to my house, met my family, played with my dog. He was in Vegas partially because I asked him to freelance for me. He is helping with the AEE, AVN story, writing and pictures, because I couldn't go. I really don't understand why alot of people that don't even know him give him such a hard time. About half of us industry people (not the stars of course)are chubby, me included. So what? So please get to know AC and form your own opinion, don't just listen to what some people who need anger management classes say, lol.
Lady, you seem like a good soul, but you're clearly nuts. Your life is in danger and you're completely oblivious to it. I guarantee you that if you keep up your relationship with AC, by year's end you'll slowly be moving through his digestive track.
In regards to us giving him a hard time, we're not the only ones, not by a damn sight. A large (not AC-large, but large nonetheless) chunk of the ADT regulars can't stand him. He can barely make a single post without causing a problem. For every fat joke we've made about him here, there's a derailed thread and an upset person over there simply because his personality and communication skills are so poor.
As you can see Miss Loftus (I'm going out on a limb and assuming you're a "Miss", because if you had a husband, or any man for that matter, AC wouldn't have been allowed to step one foot inside your home), most feel AC is a socially inept, clingy parasite. Even Drew Black, the administrator of ADT, can't stand him. Word has it AC moped around the convention and it's social outskirts alone because people (including the ADT regulars that were there) just don't like him. I can only imagine how uncomfortable he must have made certain people at the ADT party just by being present.
I'd also like to say I don't believe a word AC said in his post. Not one single word. AC, you're grotesquely obese and a liar. A donut-less hell awaits you.
Miss Loftus, an AC meltdown is inevitable. Property will burn. Children will be eaten. Innocent people will be shot. I'll pray for you nightly and I suggest you do the same. Through the power of prayer, you may make it through unscathed.
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#138066 - 01/13/06 12:58 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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(cue up the Japanese music,give ac.one more vodka tonic and pull the mask down,while I go get my low-tech model of Tokyo)any body got mothra's number?
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#138068 - 01/13/06 01:19 AM
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#138069 - 01/13/06 09:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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Well, the story regarding Christie Lee and AC CREAM was something the little angel told me Saturday, that the dude was upset over something about her not returning his e-mails in a "timely" fashion", whereby he sat outside her residence for a couple days...or something like that. Now, with him ACTING (and given his size, LOOKING) like he does, and if you were Christie Lee, how would you feel under such circumstances? For a brief moment I was actually afraid that if Christie had gotten a ticket to AVN and been able to accompany me, he would have sat on the both of us and I, Da Burglar, would now be being eulogized by Willie D as my remains lie in state in a large envelope given the pancake flatness they would exhibit.
Someone clear all this up...you hear on one Hand Monstar saying AC is 'solid' for buying drinks, and others say decent things about the guy, but then we have this shit....what is this guy's deal?
I'm going to clear all this up hopefully with this 1 post. I have work to be doing, but I felt like this needed to be commented on....
Let me start by saying I have no negative feelings toward Christie. I think it's slightly understandable how she has come to where she is in this situation. A lot of people have taken the situation and spun it adding in their own beliefs. Here is the complete story from A to Z....
Christie and I began conversing online and on the phone back in late January 2005. Contrary to what somebody is saying there was no underhanded "research" going on. I was given the contacts by Christie. For the next Month and a half Christie and I messaged each other. During that time I got to see a side of Christie most of you will never see. Christie has the ability to be a sweet, sensitive, caring female. Also just so it's clear these nightly conversations were more often started by Christie than were started by me. Then in March I went out to CA to visit Industry friends. 1 of whom happened to be Christie. The 1st of the 2 days I hung out with Christie we had a 3rd party with us. I have a pic from this day somewhere. I'm not about to out the 3rd party, but the 3rd party asked me a couple days later "How did you 2 get to know each other? She didn't seem to be very nice to you." Me thinking that maybe other personal issues were making Christie unhappy I ignored Christie being unpleasant to me. We talked on the phone a couple days later and made plans to hang out the last night I was out in CA. On this night I bought and brought her some flowers. I thought it was a nice gesture being that I knew she was having some tough times. That night things went really well. It felt like I was hanging out with the girl I had been conversing with for a month and a half. We had pizza and watched TV. I flew home the next morning and things were cool. Once I got home I noticed Christie was treating me totally different. We played hit and miss/cat and mouse contacts for a couple months after that. Then Erotica LA time came. About a couple weeks before Erotica Christie talked about us hanging out again which I was cool with. Things weren't as cool as they were between us but they weren't bad. Then shortly before Erotica LA she took an obligation that had her busy during the whole time I was out there for Erotica LA. Shortly after Erotica LA it became clear our friendship was no more. Anytime I got a contact from her it was always me being wrong or not cool, so it was clear our friendship wasn't going to continue....
Then we come to AEE 2006.... By dumb luck Christie and I nearly walk right into each other at the circle bar in Vegas. I think we were equally startled to see each other. Throughout the weekend word got to me that Christie said I was stalking her. After talking to numerous reliable(believable) mutual friends I came to understand that during 1 of my trips out to CA Christie received anonymous flowers at her place and she assumed they were from me. I 100% emphatically say I never left her anonymous flowers and as for somebody "sitting outside of her place for 2 days" that was not me either. So learning all I learned at AEE I can understand why in her mind it was scary to see my big fat ass in Vegas. People in the know all know I wasn't there for Christie Lee. I was at AEE as press writing an AEE story for a magazine.
Da Burglar....
As for why there are such mixed opinions of me. All I can say is the people that get to know me rarely dislike me. That's not to be egotistical. I just treat people well. My friends know I'm always there for them. Monstar and I have been friendly for a while. We have a lot of friends in common and we get along. Ryan Knox I've met here and there at conventions, but at AEE we actually had some conversations and got along well. Also 1 of your favorite ladies Da Burglar Hailey Young and I get along well. Hailey has seen me at 1 of my lowest points in life and she saw my good. There are plenty others that I won't call out by name, but they are around.
AC Cream
AC Cream = Sportswami
Body parts of young females fill his mothers backyard. 
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#138070 - 01/13/06 04:46 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
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Christie, be wary of lopsided cars driving around your neighborhood and keep your elephant gun fully loaded at all times.
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#138073 - 01/14/06 12:55 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
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those girls are pretty but you dont seem happy ?
Also, there is no shots of you with charmane star whuts up with that ?
And lastly, I think i would look much better with the young ladies
http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/uploads/131800-02.jpg
The one on the left is really cute
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#138075 - 01/14/06 03:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I don't think AC will be posting much at ADT anymore. Looks like he may find a new home here.
JM Productions has always practiced a big tent policy. I think it's safe to say that the XPT membership would welcome AC's posts. Send him on over.
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#138076 - 01/15/06 02:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I invited AC Cream on over when he came to my booth during AEE. He was complaining about his thread, so I told him to duke it out on xpt.
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#138077 - 01/15/06 06:30 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/12/06
Posts: 52
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I invited AC Cream on over when he came to my booth during AEE. He was complaining about his thread, so I told him to duke it out on xpt.
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I don't think AC will be posting much at ADT anymore. Looks like he may find a new home here.
JM Productions has always practiced a big tent policy. I think it's safe to say that the XPT membership would welcome AC's posts. Send him on over.
Gia and Bornyo thanks for the welcome. I wish I could say I'm happy about the things that took place, but I'm not. I still don't yet know the official reason, but with all the bullshit floating around me it doesn't much matter what the reason was. Somebody I really respect gave me the advice of maybe getting away from the industry. It saddens me to consider this, but with people around that say they are your friend and then less than a year later stab you in the back having a hand in ruining what you've worked a year & a half to achieve is really hard to take. It saddens me cause I've met some really great people in this industry and turning my back on them because of a handful of heartless, cold, "evil" people just doesn't seem right to me.
The only comfort I have is knowing that I will go on from this knowing I never lied or did anything to hurt anybody. There is more that I want to say, but there is still a big part of me that hopes my ban will be lifted.
You know what they say though. Wish in 1 hand and shit in the other and see which 1 fills up quicker.
AC Cream
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#138079 - 01/15/06 06:27 PM
do you remember the time?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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almost a year ago, tera patrick lost her dog,bornyo gets banned after one post, re-activated and i'm now re-activated on adt and ac's banned? who'da thunk it?
HELP TERA PATRICK'S LOST HER DOG!!EVAN'S LOST HIS CAREER!!!!
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I'm still fucking cackling over here. AC's post was so numbingly dense I found myself mesmerized by his tale of a long-distance relationship between a cute chica and a morbidly obese fan just completely unaware as to why she might not find him the most huggable dude in the world. Then Biff comes along and hammers him down like a fucking nail, just gorgeous. 
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