Dear God that is one of the funniest pics I have ever seen. This guy trying to gangsta on us? There are so many things wrong its hard to know where to start and when to stop. I like how he takes up more real estate that both those girls combined. He has his requisite avatar on his badge so all will know his presence(seriously, is it hard to miss this guy? All you have to do is look in the sky for a bunch of 1915 era Camel fighters trying to shoot this fat fuck off the Empire State building). Those blue shoes matching the blue hat(on backwards, for street cred, of course) put it over the top for me.

P.S. Whos the dark haired chick with the sleeve tattoo?