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#138381 - 01/24/08 09:03 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
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Registered: 04/21/03
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Good man ... I finally got a new password. Daddy Crunk lives!

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#138382 - 01/25/08 08:49 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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More shots from the show of AC Creep.



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#138383 - 01/25/08 08:50 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Jeff Steward Offline
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Day 1 shoes.



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#138384 - 01/25/08 08:52 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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and day 2.



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#138385 - 01/25/08 10:32 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Bornyo Offline
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Are those bowling shoes?

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#138386 - 01/25/08 10:34 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Does he changing shoes indicate that he's burnt them as part of "deposing of the victim"?
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#138387 - 01/29/08 01:52 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Registered: 11/14/04
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Quote:

and day 2.






This mother fucker has more shoes than Emelda Marcos.
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#138388 - 01/29/08 05:07 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
MrSparkle Offline
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Registered: 01/23/08
Posts: 33
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Quote:

and day 2.






This mother fucker has more shoes than Emelda Marcos.




Me no gay so me not get that reference.

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#138389 - 01/29/08 05:48 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Hyde Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

and day 2.






This mother fucker has more shoes than Emelda Marcos.




Me no gay so me not get that reference.




Understandable. The gays are a little more well read when it comes to recent Filipino history.

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#138390 - 01/29/08 07:57 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Quote:

Understandable. The gays are a little more well read when it comes to recent Filipino history.






Do tell, hater of pussy.
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#138391 - 01/29/08 12:15 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Kingfish Offline
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AC reminds me of him:


Except Herman is not menacing.


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#138392 - 01/30/08 01:17 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Cindi Loftus Offline
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If only I was so famous and so important that people actually cared about what shoes I wore everyday. Amazing, funny and sad all at the same time. Ace is a good guy, he doesn't stalk girls. You guys know how crazy some of these chicks are and after inviting Ace to hang out at her house, all of a sudden he is a stalker. I think you should give him the benefit of being truthful. And I am not kissing his ass, I don't kiss ass, I am just a loyal friend and if you are one of mine you know that because I will always have your back. My friends are good people. I am picky. And yes I actually love Jeff and Tony from JM, lol. xoox, Cindi
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#138393 - 01/30/08 03:36 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
freestylah Offline
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Cindi, why do you keep calling him 'Ace'? Do you know anything we don't?
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#138394 - 01/30/08 04:00 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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His name is Ace Cartier.
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#138395 - 01/30/08 04:11 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Jigaloo Offline
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Posts: 7863
I would say his parents were cruel for naming him that, but we all know he was hatched and not born.





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#138396 - 01/30/08 04:14 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Jigaloo Offline
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If only I was so famous and so important that people actually cared about what shoes I wore everyday. Amazing, funny and sad all at the same time. Ace is a good guy, he doesn't stalk girls. You guys know how crazy some of these chicks are and after inviting Ace to hang out at her house, all of a sudden he is a stalker. I think you should give him the benefit of being truthful. And I am not kissing his ass, I don't kiss ass, I am just a loyal friend and if you are one of mine you know that because I will always have your back. My friends are good people. I am picky. And yes I actually love Jeff and Tony from JM, lol. xoox, Cindi




Adolph Hitler was a good guy too, just misunderstood, wasn't he Cindi?
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#138397 - 01/30/08 04:41 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
freestylah Offline
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Quote:

His name is Ace Cartier.




Thank you for clearing this up, Mr. Malice. May I assume that AC stands for Ace Cartier? Then what does 'Cream' mean in this context?
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#138398 - 01/30/08 05:18 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
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Could cream mean ? If so,

Seriously, whatever makes the guy happy is cool with me. Wish him the best.

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#138399 - 01/30/08 05:24 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
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I believe it's from "cream always rises to the top", what someone forgot to tell him was that so does shit and dead fish.

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#138400 - 01/30/08 08:40 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
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Quote:

Quote:

His name is Ace Cartier.




Thank you for clearing this up, Mr. Malice. May I assume that AC stands for Ace Cartier? Then what does 'Cream' mean in this context?




Cream is what Ace likes to poor into the skull of his victim before he eats her brains.

If I ever see this freak at another trade show I will be notifying security and making sure he gets tossed out. The girls need protection from stalkers like him and Bono One.
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#138401 - 01/30/08 10:31 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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The girls need protection from stalkers like him and Bono One.




Has either freak ever hurt anyone? Not that we should just sit and wait for there to be a dead body.... Just curious.
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#138402 - 01/30/08 11:05 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Jigaloo Offline
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The dead can't speak.
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#138403 - 01/30/08 01:15 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Dean Wormer Offline
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Quote:

The dead can't speak.




I can imagine who is responsible for the unsolved murders on "Cold Case Files".
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#138404 - 01/30/08 04:08 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
ah, cold case files


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#138405 - 01/30/08 07:24 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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OK. I see he's on the left. But, who's the guy on the right???
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#138406 - 01/30/08 07:59 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Snowman Offline
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Registered: 02/28/06
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Loc: california

I didn't mention this before. For what it's worth, at AEE AC Cream cringed at the thought he would be lumped in with Bono-One on this board. AC told me that he had some bad experiences with Bono and that the guy was *real* trouble. He did not elaborate.
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#138407 - 01/30/08 08:33 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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I didn't mention this before. For what it's worth, at AEE AC Cream cringed at the thought he would be lumped in with Bono-One on this board. AC told me that he had some bad experiences with Bono and that the guy was *real* trouble. He did not elaborate.




What no "reach around" during anal??
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#138408 - 01/31/08 06:53 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
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Quote:






I can imagine who is responsible for the unsolved murders on "Cold Case Files".




If AC Cream is the suspect the case would be in the Cold Cut Files.
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#138409 - 01/31/08 10:58 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
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I didn't mention this before. For what it's worth, at AEE AC Cream cringed at the thought he would be lumped in with Bono-One on this board. AC told me that he had some bad experiences with Bono and that the guy was *real* trouble. He did not elaborate.




Bono?
Bono-ONE?
A-hahahahahahaha!!!!!
He's the most mild-mannered guy I've ever met in my life. I mean, roast him to your heart's content, but that's the funniest thing I ever heard. Fanboys are WEIRD>

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#138410 - 01/31/08 11:41 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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If only I was so famous and so important that people actually cared about what shoes I wore everyday. Amazing, funny and sad all at the same time. Ace is a good guy, he doesn't stalk girls. You guys know how crazy some of these chicks are and after inviting Ace to hang out at her house, all of a sudden he is a stalker. I think you should give him the benefit of being truthful. And I am not kissing his ass, I don't kiss ass, I am just a loyal friend and if you are one of mine you know that because I will always have your back. My friends are good people. I am picky. And yes I actually love Jeff and Tony from JM, lol. xoox, Cindi




I wish Christie Lee still posted here. She would tell you what a butthurt nutjob this guy is.
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#138411 - 02/01/08 06:28 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Everyone in porn is safe this week.Bono is too busy stalking ESPN employees in Glendale.
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#138412 - 02/03/08 02:19 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
redish Offline
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Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 323
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You are assuming that stars aren't there .... um .... earning extra income.
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#138413 - 02/03/08 02:44 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

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Good point, how far away is Scottsdale from there? Maybe Jenna could turn her home into a Heidi Fleiss Bed & Breakfast for the week.
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#138414 - 02/06/08 09:04 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Jeff Steward Offline
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Quote:

Quote:


I didn't mention this before. For what it's worth, at AEE AC Cream cringed at the thought he would be lumped in with Bono-One on this board. AC told me that he had some bad experiences with Bono and that the guy was *real* trouble. He did not elaborate.




Bono?
Bono-ONE?
A-hahahahahahaha!!!!!
He's the most mild-mannered guy I've ever met in my life. I mean, roast him to your heart's content, but that's the funniest thing I ever heard. Fanboys are WEIRD>





There is nothing funny about what this stalker puts these girls through. The motherfucker belongs in jail.

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#138415 - 03/01/08 07:58 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Sonny Chiba Offline
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I'm bored so heres some more comedy gold... http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/download.php?Number=294542


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#138416 - 03/01/08 08:03 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Sonny Chiba Offline
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FUCK! I can't get the hang of Image posting!
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#138417 - 03/01/08 08:04 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy *DELETED*
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#138418 - 03/01/08 08:07 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy *DELETED*
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#138419 - 03/01/08 08:08 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Vizzle Offline
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#138420 - 03/01/08 08:11 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy *DELETED*
Sonny Chiba Offline
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Registered: 12/06/05
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Let's try this again...
[image]http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/download.php?Number=294549[/image]


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#138421 - 03/01/08 08:18 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Sonny Chiba Offline
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Registered: 12/06/05
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Quote:





Thanks VODGUY !
What the hell am I doing wrong? I was following Gunker's tips, but I guess I'm missing something.
Quote:

It's a good time to repost Phlogiston's lesson, with some edits (let's call it the Phlogiston/Gunker image tutorial-sure to make Phlog roll over in his XPT grave!):

Quote:


1.) Save the image you want to put on XPT to your hard drive.

2.) Use this thingy here:



3.) Post your comment. Then view your post.

4.) Get the XPT URL of your uploaded image by clicking "attachment". Copy it.

5.) Select "edit my post", click Image in the Instant UBB Code, then paste the URL you copied in step 4.

6.) Repost.




You may also want to clear the "edited" checkbox to appear on top of things.

This process can be repeated several times with the same post (I do not know if there's a limit; you will probably get bored before such a limit kicks in).









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#138422 - 03/01/08 08:23 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
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Loc: Neither here, nor there.
You're uploading the pic correctly, but you're not copying the correct address for it:

[image]http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/download.php?Number=294549[/image]

The code above isn't linking to a pic file, notcie there's no .jpg or .gif at the end of the address.
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#138423 - 03/01/08 08:32 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Sonny Chiba Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/06/05
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Loc: Temple Of Doom


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#138424 - 03/01/08 08:33 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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#138425 - 03/01/08 10:33 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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sonny, you have to open the attachment in a new window then copy/paste the url. it's different than the link you're using.
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#138426 - 03/01/08 10:38 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
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Loc: Down there




Dear God, how did Gia survive this?



When I saw this pic, "Until It Sleeps" by Metallica went off in my head.
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#138427 - 03/01/08 02:23 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Sonny Chiba Offline
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Registered: 12/06/05
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YES!!
All praises to k1ng and VODGUY for helping an idiot.


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#138428 - 03/01/08 02:26 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Sonny Chiba Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom


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#138429 - 03/01/08 02:27 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Sonny Chiba Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom



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#138430 - 03/01/08 02:28 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom



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