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#138331 - 12/27/07 09:03 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:





Bobo is the raddest. He is a good friend of mine. He is very genuine. You should look that word up. : x


Yea, I'm still hangin around.






If you read between the lines here its clear that this guy gets killer Meth and likes to buy whores things and stuff.
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#138332 - 12/29/07 12:54 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
I Love Moose Knuckle Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 68
Loc: Orange County, CA
Has AC been in any porn flicks??

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#138333 - 12/29/07 01:19 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
frankie Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 103
Quote:

Quote:





Bobo is the raddest. He is a good friend of mine. He is very genuine. You should look that word up. : x


Yea, I'm still hangin around.






If you read between the lines here its clear that this guy gets killer Meth and likes to buy whores things and stuff.




like watches?

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#138334 - 12/29/07 05:51 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

Has AC been in any porn flicks??




Does anyone shoot porn in a widescreen format?
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#138335 - 01/02/08 09:25 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
I Love Moose Knuckle Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 68
Loc: Orange County, CA
I don't know. I think this guy might be more of a fanboy than AC.......


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#138336 - 01/02/08 10:19 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Do Jeff or Tony have a camera phone? A Crocodile Hunter style video of one of them following AC around would be gold.
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#138337 - 01/02/08 11:52 PM Re: AC - Life as a porn writer
Anonymous
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Quote:

Quote:



whos she??? ID please




It's Brianna Beach, my messy rican friend.




is that pic pre hack in stuff.....poor poor girl......

and in other news if your ever in orlando and like condoms you to and get as close to as anyone every gets without an AIM test!

book her through Miami Companions!

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#138338 - 01/03/08 01:54 AM Re: AC - Life as a porn writer
I Love Moose Knuckle Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 68
Loc: Orange County, CA
Bono-One and AC need to have a reality show. It would follow 2 fan boys separated at birth but reunited when, on one fateful night, they run into eachother while stalking the same pornstar. I guarantee it will be a hit. It will be a mix of Perfect Strangers, Bossom Buddy's and Designing Women.

We just gotta come up with a theme song...

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#138339 - 01/03/08 03:06 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
nago Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/08/06
Posts: 219
Loc: Japan
is that mia ?

Shes really cute....

I think she would look better beside me though

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#138340 - 01/03/08 08:55 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
I wonder how many women this guy has killed over the years? Hopefully someone will find the bodies of his victims and he will be in prison cell soon.

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#138341 - 01/03/08 03:19 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Is he a part time photog like Jack_Schitt?
I wonder how it would have turned out if he had a porn forum
to take out his minimum wage angst on the unsuspecting internet like Jack does.?
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#138342 - 01/03/08 10:02 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Al Snow w/ Head Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
Quote:

I wonder how many women this guy has killed over the years? Hopefully someone will find the bodies of his victims and he will be in prison cell soon.






If the chick in the photo was slightly hotter, I'd be enraged and calling the police right now. What a smug creep and the sex toys in the background........disturbing.

I'm glad to see though that people now finally recognize the full creepiness of Bone-Less-One.

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#138343 - 01/04/08 12:47 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Nugent Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Gotta say, if you're going to burn on Bono-One, start a new thread. This one is devoted to the poster-child king of all porn fanboys AC Cream.
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#138344 - 01/07/08 10:55 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Sonny Chiba Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom
I'm sad to say I can't wait to see the pics from this years AVN expo along with appropriate commentary. And please make sure we get some pics of Wankus gang. I'm sure some of you need new stuff for your dart boards.
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#138345 - 01/07/08 10:59 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
thejerkmaster Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 104
I cant remember why he was banned on gaydt.was it the whole christie lee thing?

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#138346 - 01/09/08 03:03 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
I Love Moose Knuckle Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 68
Loc: Orange County, CA


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#138347 - 01/09/08 03:25 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Anonymous
Unregistered


That's a flyer they issue along with the "shoot on sight" order.


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#138348 - 01/09/08 03:59 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Few things I noticed:
1. One needs an elephant gun or bazooka to take him out.
2. Who's that skank next to him with the rat on her arms?
3. He's still wondering about kids. I don't think that would be a good idea.
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#138349 - 01/09/08 06:49 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

Few things I noticed:

2. Who's that skank next to him with the rat on her arms?






You are going to have to be more specific. When you say the rat on her arms are you referring to the mangy, hairless dog with the zonked out eyes or her pet?
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#138350 - 01/09/08 07:06 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
thejerkmaster Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 104

This is him and his best friend.



She needs to stop doing makeup and start fucking on film and escorting.If shell be friends with ac then shell probably be alot more with a normal guy.I wonder if shes ever been drunk enough to blow ac or let him climb ontop of her and give her his vienna sausage.Shit I thought i found gold with his bs rumor blog but you have to be his myspace friend to see it.Somebody add him and post it.Maybe he talks about the Christie Lee thing.


Edited by thejerkmaster (01/09/08 07:08 AM)

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#138351 - 01/09/08 05:28 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

You are going to have to be more specific. When you say the rat on her arms are you referring to the mangy, hairless dog with the zonked out eyes or her pet?




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#138352 - 01/14/08 01:45 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Geezus, this thread's still goin'.
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#138353 - 01/15/08 08:56 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Watching this guy at the show is like watching a caged animal. He just walks around in circles all day, pacing back and forth waiting and hoping someone will fall into the cage.
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#138354 - 01/15/08 09:44 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Did he approach the JM booth at all?
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#138355 - 01/15/08 03:19 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

Watching this guy at the show is like watching a caged animal. He just walks around in circles all day, pacing back and forth waiting and hoping someone will fall into the cage.




On the bright side, like most wild animals he is capable of being easily distracted. You just need to make an audiotape of the sound of bacon frying.
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#138356 - 01/16/08 08:55 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Did he approach the JM booth at all?




No. Every time he realized he was near our booth he would turn around and quickly walk away. I guess he doesnt like us.

Anywho here is a picture of his fucked up shoes from day one. They look like the might be made from the skin of a young black girl.



The shiney things you see on the shoes I think are made from her teeth.


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#138357 - 01/16/08 02:15 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
They look like some kind of special orthopaedic shoes. Probably to keep his ankles from collapsing under the heavy body structure.
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#138358 - 01/16/08 04:19 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Quote:

Quote:

Did he approach the JM booth at all?




No. Every time he realized he was near our booth he would turn around and quickly walk away. I guess he doesnt like us.

Anywho here is a picture of his fucked up shoes from day one. They look like the might be made from the skin of a young black girl.



The shiney things you see on the shoes I think are made from her teeth.




Jeff I think you should get some assistance with your photography. Maybe Gia can help?

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#138359 - 01/16/08 04:28 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

Quote:

Did he approach the JM booth at all?




No. Every time he realized he was near our booth he would turn around and quickly walk away. I guess he doesnt like us.




You should have had a slingshot and just pelted him with little pebbles to see if he could feel it. Then start working your way up with larger items. How fast can a four hundred pound man move anyway?
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#138360 - 01/16/08 05:38 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
None of the blue shoes? He must have already killed off all the Smurfs.
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#138361 - 01/17/08 08:37 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:



Jeff I think you should get some assistance with your photography. Maybe Gia can help?




I didnt take the picture Ben, Tony did. But the pictures me and my wife took are also all blurred. This freak is like the Lockness Monster or Big Foot. You never can get a clear shot of him.
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#138362 - 01/17/08 09:28 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
louivillerich Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 01/16/08
Posts: 18
Yo dat nigga frankie is will and grace gay but Im with him when he say that bitch cant shoot photos for dick.Ho you better get back to hoing if you know whats good for your ass.You aint no long lost Paki Randall cousin or no shit like dat.Fuck you do blow jewbein for your job?

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#138363 - 01/17/08 11:07 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

This freak is like the Lockness Monster or Big Foot. You never can get a clear shot of him.




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#138364 - 01/17/08 02:59 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

This freak is like the Lockness Monster or Big Foot. You never can get a clear shot of him.




The REAL question is: Can you get a clear shot AT him?
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#138365 - 01/18/08 02:35 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Snowman Offline
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Registered: 02/28/06
Posts: 137
Loc: california





You guys just approach AC wrong. Knowing his massive popularity here, I was excited to spot him stalking Maya and shouted out his name! He was very pleased to hear that he is frequently the topic of conversation on this board and said he finds the comments ridiculous and hilarious at the same time. AC called himself a "rock star" of the porn scene and was more than happy to pose for me. I told him how his shoes are particularly popular so he went the extra mile and put his foot up on Charmane's stool, but she returned before I could take the photo. His ability to balance was impressive. We settled for a full length shot with his shoes visible.

http://flickr.com/photos/snowman872/2202679880/in/photostream/

http://flickr.com/photos/snowman872/2202680026/in/photostream


Enjoy!
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#138366 - 01/18/08 02:57 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

AC called himself a "rock star" of the porn scene




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#138367 - 01/18/08 03:02 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
He's just as fat as Barry White or Solomon Burke. But that's the only similarity I can find. And the brownish cap/hat he's wearing is not very 'rock star-ish' at all.

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#138368 - 01/18/08 03:41 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Cindi Loftus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
A few pages back Al Snow said the girl with AC was ugly. I have to disagree, It's Hillary Scott. Also you guys are slacking because I have a bunch of pics up on my site today of AC at the convention and nobody has stolen them, lol. And you better not!
xoxo,
Cindi
CindisNakedTruth.com
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#138369 - 01/18/08 07:33 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

Quote:

AC called himself a "rock star" of the porn scene









The only rock star AC Cream could be mistaken for is Mt. Rushmore. [Just because of the four chins.]
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#138370 - 01/19/08 12:18 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I'd like to see AC sit in that stool



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#138371 - 01/21/08 02:01 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

I'd like to see AC sit in that stool






Joking aside, I think he'd have trouble fitting one ass cheek in that stool.

BTW, Charmane Star is looking as hot as ever...

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#138372 - 01/21/08 09:21 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
AC Cream stalks girls. Sorry, but I dont think thats funny.
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#138373 - 01/22/08 10:38 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind


ima eat you alllll up!!!


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#138374 - 01/22/08 12:52 PM Re: Willie D - Life as a fanboy
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
Looks like Willie!
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#138375 - 01/22/08 03:43 PM Re: Willie D - Life as a fanboy
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
You're too chicken to take me on directly, panty bitch. I own you!

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#138376 - 01/22/08 06:09 PM Re: Willie D - Life as a fanboy
Cindi Loftus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
I think Ace looks very nice in this pic, and look how he is behaving himself. All of you guys would have your mouth open and you know it!
xoxo, Cindi
CindisNakedTruth.com


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#138377 - 01/23/08 02:01 AM Re: Willie D - Life as a fanboy
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

All of you guys would have your mouth open and you know it!





Not me...I'd have my fly open.

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#138378 - 01/23/08 06:11 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:



ima eat you alllll up!!!




At first I didn't notice the fork ...

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#138379 - 01/23/08 06:57 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
At least he looks happy these days. A true example of the phrase "Follow your bliss." Still, some steamed broccoli wouldn't hurt ...

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#138380 - 01/23/08 07:40 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Hey, Sk...how's it goin'?

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