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I only have a pic from the 1st day we hungout with the 3rd party. The 2nd day we hungout it was just Christie and I. I'm not the fanboy I've been made out to be. I hungout with Christie as a friend. I didn't think "I need a pic of this". I never thought in advance that Christie would do what she's done. I have a stupid belief that people are good and honest. They wouldn't put you in a position and use it to tell lies and hurt you.

You can trust though that from this day forward my camera goes everywhere I go.

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Also no one has made you out to be a fanboy but yourself. there are a thousand pictures of you and various pornstars and even a picture of your fucking luggage!! Nothing screams fanboy more than being proud of a bag holding your circus tent sized shirts.

If we were in Hester Prynne days you would have the scarlet letters FB stitched to your chest!

AC CREAM FOR MODERATOR!!!

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Holy shit, Pariah is deadly with these posts... +1 for the Hester Prynne reference, I always feel better reading the sordid shit here when there is a touch of legitimate cultural/literary/academic/scientific value and integrity.


My problem tends to be I am too honest and open about things, particularly life, people and what is portrayed as sexual dynamics. AC's first problem right out of the gate was his statement that "he's not a fanboy....he hungout with Chrisite as a friend..." AC, step down off your soap box...eh, I mean cinder block... Dude, just admit it...you wanted to watch Christie bounce off your rubbery trampoline-like abdomen as she rode that Hormel-Sausage-link-of-a-dick you have...just admit it...this whole "friends" angle is your undoing. Christie is a hot porn chick, who also happens to be extremely personable and cool...but she is a hot porn chick first and foremost. I will even give you a level playing field: When I met her in person, within 30 seconds of her plopping her ass on my lap I thought about what it would be like banging her, even as we talked and I got to see her engaging personality. Sure I consider her a friend and think she's a nice chick, but for fucks sake, my whole motivation, at least from the start, evolves from the fact that Christie is a sexual dynamo, and if she had sat on my lap for another 2 or 3 minutes I would have been at least 58% erect...that doesnt make me a fan boy, that makes me normally heterosexual and horny.

The whole premise of the movie, "When Harry Met Sally" has been refuted in the last 5 years and is now BUNK, primarily in large part due to the pornography that has been produced recently. You, AC, have been enduring your own nightmare version of this "When AC Ate Christie" thread of insults because you fail to realize that under 25 year old chicks today are in control of their own destinies sexually speaking and know it, primarily because of today's porn that you consider yourself to be knowledgable about...especially sweet, self-AWARE porn chicks like Christie who know that dudes like you (and even me) are thinking about stuffing their pistoning penis' into her mouth even as you stuff pizza together as "friends" into your collective mouths.

You should have told Christie right from the get go you wanted to nail her...been rejected...accepted that rejection...documented the rejection with pictures and sworn statements....including pics of her flipping you off, dumping a Pepsi in your crotch and smearing a slice of Pepperoni & Mushroom in your face, followed by the two of you shaking hands amicably in a makeup picture...THEN you could go back to nurturing and building this friendship you seek. Seriously dude, there is a way to approach these situations properly, where you can be 'friends' with hot chicks, porn or otherwise, and yet not come off so hypocritical or creepy.

Just be honest...your whole "Christie is lying" does not play well...why would she lie about you??? She gains nothing...I mean, embrace the truth and openness, it is refreshing, it's liberating, you can be a better friend and pervert....all the hot porn chicks I know and call 'Friends', Like Christie, Gia J., and Hailey Young know me and know that I want donate a few dozen specimens of my DNA to their personal collections....ain't gonna happen, but by having it out there in the open life is a lot easier and, if the opportunities present themselves, I can share pizzas and cuddle on the couch with them without it being a Nora Ephron-type moment, and who knows, natural biology and horniness might kick in and override the normal dynamics and I get lucky someday...if not, at least I still have them as cool, non-creeped out friends and I get a lot of jerk off fodder as a bonus....

**Edited to add:** Pariah also is right in that this mystery "3rd party" needs to be revealed, or else some Zapruder-type evidence introduced into the mix here....seriously who is the "3rd party'???