I'm thinking two things right now:

1. It would almost be funnier if Christie was lying because it shows what she's willing to go through just to prove to everyone here that she wasn't at one time very friendly with him. For AC, that probably stings as bad as the stalker accusations.

2. Between being banned from ADT, his pics being plastered all over this thread, contending with the allegations of being a stalker, having to carry around 400 pounds of excess weight, and inhaling two pizzas at this very moment, there's no way AC's heart is going to make it through the weekend. If AC up and stops posting, it won't be because he's had enough sense to distance himself from everything porn related.