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AC, Firewall, Sal and Swami: It's like the ABBA of porn hangers-on. There's a Shakes the Clown or Freaked-like movie in here somewhere. Swami fulminates about the lack of respect for AVN's Best Anal award, Sal hides under a blanket in the backseat to avoid being the victim of the Beatlemania that erupts whenever he goes out in public, Firewall just makes Frankenstein like "HRAAAAA?" noises all the time (framed, always, with a rise at the end like an indecipherable and unanswerable question) and AC, the driver, just sits in traffic, idling the car, silently crying and picking cheeseburgers and chicken wings from under his armpits, just driving and crying, driving and eating, eating and crying and making long langorous slurps on a Super Big Gulp of Diet Coke.

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Someone plop the faces of the four stooges Arab mentions above into this image, I suddenly got a craving for double whoopers with cheese and my fingers are all greasy and spastic like AC and Firewalls'