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You guys sure this is B One? I thought he was fatter.

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Reddish blonde buzz cut? Check.

Nerdy glasses? Check.

Mystery backpack probably filled with copies of all his reviews so he can show the porn whores how much he thinks of their work? Check.

Glazed over drooling look of a slavering fanboy that shines through in every single post of his on ADT? Check.

Maybe he went on the Atkins diet. MORE BACON!?

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