(....nevermind....)



Okay so THIS year Gia P plans to overdose on Caffeine ...glad that suspense is over



What do you suppose the odds are that he has at least 3 pairs of his boxers in that HUGE knapsack to have his favorite girls sign? What the fuck else is in there, a picnic lunch for Ariana Jolle?




Yess! Porn Star Chess Set...I've been searching for Bobby Fischer, screw that...



If she's jewish, she's smart (even the dumb jews are smart); If she is smart, she realizes, deep deep down, she fucked up getting those crayola-esque nightmares imbedded into her flesh; she would be soooo much hotter without them...but that is today's .alt jew for you.



God I hate this slogan even more now, especially with the fucked up crown insignia (or is that an x-ray of a salamander's foot?)...the absurdity of it is accentuated when one considers what Jenna is today. "Touch her and die"....wtf? And how are these guys still employed? I thought they were confiscated by the IRS, turned into 'real' killing machines by the Federal Government and sent out on the Max hardcore raid...






Ms Byrne looks cute as always but I cant stand these "nose chips" that chicks wear. I am sorry but it looks like a booger from anything more than 3 feet away. Meanwhile TIFFANY FUCKEN HOLIDAY continues to have the most 'unique' Nose-to-rest-of-face ratio of any girl in porn...but yes she does look like she cleaned up her act somehwhat.



I can't flame this picture because it is simply too hot...