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Da Burglar:
I know a lot of people when arguing with you dis you for being a loser who spends too much time on a porn board, but I reckon you're just really rich...



...I think I have just been called a "Loser...who spends too much time on a porn board...."

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I mean you went to Harvard, you're always traveling (indicating $$$) and you do seem to have a lot of free time. So my question is, how'd you make your money money money?




I am Abe Froman, "The Sausage King of Chicago..."

...seriously dude, you with the IRS? LOOK, LAUNDER-SCHMAUNDER....I had NO IDEA that Island still belonged to the people of Madagascar, HONEST, cross my heart and hope to die....



Ya know Burg, I just checked out Abe's site - it's hilarious. Well done.
All about me!
If I had a dollar for every time someone said to me, "Abe, just how did you become the most successful sausage supplier in Chicago, if not the World?", then I'd have a million dollars more than I've already got.
Well, I can't pretend it was easy. There were hard times, let me tell you. But what I always say is this: "If you wanna make sausage, you gotta have balls".
Of course, since my operation, I have just one testicle, but I don't let that get me down. As I say to Mrs Abe Froeman all the time, "since that operation I've been having a ball!"
She always laughs and tells me that she'd rather have one Frank with one bean, than two beans and no Frank.
Of course she was a virgin when we married, and I have no idea who this Frank guy is, but the important thing is that we can laugh about it. Humour is as important in a relationship as it is in business. And life.

From his product descriptions:

Regular Sausage, still linked together like nature intended. Low sawdust content allows space for more gristle and fat!
Have you tasted the King's secret recipie yet? There has never been a better time to eat my sausage!
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