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1) I picked up a beautiful 18 year old chick on Saturday arvo and had sex with her (i'm only 21 so I'm not boasting like a man having his midlife crisis) and despite her having an awesome body she was somewhat insecure it... she wanted the lights off and wouldn't let me "lick it".




Two words: Madame Butterfly.


O, I should ask you how you managed that.
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Can someone reactivate me please. I vote my deactivation as the lamest ever. You know its right. Do it, do it do it.