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#137768 - 01/04/06 09:20 PM Question for the Cage
BIFF™ Offline
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Should I post the many faces of AC Cream? AEE starts tomorrow and you know he's going to be having his big, Sta-Puff marshmellow grill all up in some pics with the porn bitches. It's your call.
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#137769 - 01/04/06 09:23 PM Re: Question for the Cage
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Could be good for a giggle.

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#137770 - 01/04/06 09:37 PM Re: Question for the Cage
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I'd like to see his grill...I'll know when to snap a picture of him giving Jenna mcHasBeen his undying love and respect...as 16 black ClubJenna bouncers hurl him onto Las Vegas Blvd.


BTW--FUCK TEXAS FUCK YOU FUCK YER MOMMY FUCK YER SISTAS FUCK ALL OF YOU PANTY WASTES IN AUSTIN TEXAS DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!

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#137771 - 01/04/06 09:51 PM Re: Question for the Cage
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You goin' to Vegas, Willie?

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#137772 - 01/04/06 10:29 PM Re: Question for the Cage
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Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
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BTW--FUCK TEXAS FUCK YOU FUCK YER MOMMY FUCK YER SISTAS FUCK ALL OF YOU PANTY WASTES IN AUSTIN TEXAS DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!




I believe Brand Nubians said it best.."Speak on it God"....


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#137773 - 01/04/06 10:36 PM Re: Question for the Cage
Willie D Offline

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Touchdown Jesus already has your spot reserved in Hell. I suggest heavy repentance...quick.

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#137774 - 01/04/06 10:39 PM Re: Question for the Cage
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Willie, do you know why they call it Touch Down Jesus? I've heard like five different stories about how the name came to pass. Only one sounds like it could be true.



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#137775 - 01/04/06 11:13 PM Re: Question for the Cage
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I don't know. I didn't go to ND But I'm Irish and Catholic, so I believe and put my faith in the hands of the same power which led my Jesuit high school to their first ever state football title.

..and Michael Collins.


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#137776 - 01/04/06 11:52 PM Re: Question for the Cage
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Wow....that's pretty deep....I didn't go to Ohio State either..but I was born in Toledo(crap town and home of Jamie Farr)I did go to a Catholic University for two years though...St Thomas University in Miami....Fun times

Anyway..... I've heard that if you're on the field and looking toward the endzone where they have the mural of Jesus. ....It's said that the goal post line up exactly where his arms and hands are on the mural

...So it looks like he's giving the Touchdown signal. Hence...........Touchdown Jesus.

...He must have not made the trip to AZ.



BUT..if you do want to see the future of College Football...Then tune in to your local NBC/Notre Dame network this Saturday and get a load of Chris Wells (6'0 220lb) RB from Ohio. He'll be busting the asses of defenders for the next 3-4 years at ......

"O....H....I.." You know the rest...

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#137777 - 01/05/06 12:16 AM Re: Question for the Cage
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Registered: 04/17/04
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collins rules.

one of my best friends who played puck at harvard was sent to 7th grade dayschool with a shirt that said "IRA FREEDOM FIGHTERS" fucking comedy, his dad was some astrophysicist at h, but very mick to the core. frankly, i support the fuck out of a free ireland.
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#137778 - 01/05/06 03:11 AM Re: Question for the Cage
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<-----That's his grill.

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I'd like to see his grill...I'll know when to snap a picture of him giving Jenna mcHasBeen his undying love and respect...as 16 black ClubJenna bouncers hurl him onto Las Vegas Blvd.


BTW--FUCK TEXAS FUCK YOU FUCK YER MOMMY FUCK YER SISTAS FUCK ALL OF YOU PANTY WASTES IN AUSTIN TEXAS DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!




It's settled then. If I can find them, I'll throw them up in this thread.

I thought Texas would win but I didn't bet on it. Thanks for the hijack.

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#137779 - 01/05/06 05:24 AM Re: Question for the Cage
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Maybe there will be a pic of him getting Sal Mckvey's autograph.
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#137780 - 01/05/06 06:18 AM Re: Question for the Cage
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If he posts it, I'll grab it.
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#137781 - 01/05/06 07:08 AM Re: Question for the Cage
Willie D Offline

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The face is downright creepy. If I get any pics from this show, there needs to be a poll on the creepeiest fanboy out there> Some early candidates:
AC Cream
Noahped
Sal Mckvey
Renfield
Firewall

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#137782 - 01/05/06 09:24 AM Re: Question for the Cage
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Registered: 02/23/05
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Quote:

Willie, do you know why they call it Touch Down Jesus? I've heard like five different stories about how the name came to pass. Only one sounds like it could be true.







I always thought it was because in the picture, Jesus is signaling a touchdown - nothing more complicated than that.

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#137783 - 01/05/06 03:55 PM Re: Question for the Cage
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Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
The man with that "grill" -this Mr. Cream- looks like Private Pyle from 'Full Metal Jacket'.

"Joker, everybody hates me now. I can't do anything right. I need help."
"I'm trying to help you, Leonard. I'm really trying."


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#137784 - 01/05/06 03:58 PM Re: Question for the Cage
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Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
Anyone here want to make an indy film about AC Cream? All we need is the money to pay Vinny D'Nofrio to star in it and we're a lock for the Golden Palm at Cannes.......and yes I meant to spell it "PALM".

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