I am sorry, but M Lyons will not be accepting any more facial movies from studios.
Send me all your screeners, from lesbo to trannies, from cock sucking to ass fucking, butt no more facials. Sorry, dudes, they make me sick. As does cum swallowing. Least I am cool enuff to stand up and be counted.
M Lyons.
Thanks.

And I hear we received SEVEN cream pie dvds today.....aghhhhh...
Let the other guys look at them, I feel a sickness cumming on.
M Lyons.

by facial videos do you mean bukakke? And trannies? you gotta be fucking kidding? You sound like Stagliano...

Not kidding, dude. I HATE FUCKING FACIALS. Butt I am straight as they cum. Least I don't feel the need to hide beneath a lie by saying I like something I don't.
So I'll say it again, in case you didn't hear: I HATE FACIALS AND CUM SWALLLOWING. Butt love women! Some of my best friends are women, dude.
M Lyons.

That's cool, I hate seeing girls licking guy's butt. I got an idea, though, toss me those creampie flicks and I'll look at'em for you....

Give me your address dude and I'll send you around 250.
Ewe pay the shipping costs.
M Lyons.

Hey Smutmutant,

Theres nothing gay about getting a girl to play with your ass, your missing out on a fantastic experience the prostate is one of the most erogenous parts of your body.

Everyone has there limits I guess and your asshole is obviously yours, but don't confuse heterosexual ass play or girls rimming guys with homosexuality.

deal! COD'em to: 1313 Mockingbird Lane, Los Anus, CA,

I'm cool with whatever floats your boat, but my main problem with it is having to watch it all the time in pornos. To me, the male ass is :

personally i love facials and swallowing now too... and i used to be against licking man ass (ive always loved girlie ass) but now ive started to enjoy it...

I agree to disagree.
M Lyons.

there is nothing better than seeing a pretty face spalttered by a goo-bomb

oh, I am gonna VOMIT!!!
M Lyons.

Hmmm. OK, but millions of perverts couldn't be wrong. Guess that's why some reviewers have keyword-searchable reviews. My readers just type "facials" or "No facials" and they get what they want. Personally, I like gorgeous babes with dick sauce on their faces, but then again I like anal, ass to mouth, creampies and other shit too.

Cheers,

Jaydee

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http://www.breastsight.com/reviews.htm