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#137478 - 01/03/06 06:21 PM choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
When I was little... my father was famous.
He was the greatest sam-urai in the empire;
and he was the Shogun's decapitator.
He cut off the heads of a hundred and thirty-one lords.
It was a bad time for the empire.
The Shogun just stayed inside his castle -- and he never came out.
People said his brain was infected by DEVILS.
My father would come home -- he would forget about the killings.
He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him.
Maybe that was the problem.
Then, one night... the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house.
They were supposed to kill my father... but they didn't.
*woman screams*
That was the night everything changed *voice fades*

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#137479 - 01/03/06 06:58 PM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
Dane Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with!
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#137480 - 01/03/06 07:51 PM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
TeriJoSnortsCoke Offline
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Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 429
Liquid Swords bitches

"I slayed MC's back in the rec room era, my style broke muthafucking backs like Ken Patera"...GZA
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I'll cut off your ears, nose, lips, and I'll stab your fucking face, so for the rest of your life, you'll remember your mistakes

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#137481 - 01/03/06 11:55 PM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Straight pinky ringin my nigga!
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#137482 - 01/04/06 12:35 AM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Actually the sample from Liquid Swords taken from Shogun Assassin.
_________________________
I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#137483 - 01/04/06 02:15 AM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Straight pinky ringin my nigga!


What's with the nigga reference? I thought you got offended? Or is it "proper" to say nigga and not nigger?
You fucking ignorant welfare collector. Your face looks like a giraffe. With that huge adam's apple and ugly overbite. Damn Nigga you is UGLY!!
P.S. You have bad breath, I didnt say it, the "girls" did.

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#137484 - 01/04/06 07:58 AM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
You make Wonder Bread look burnt.

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#137485 - 01/04/06 08:45 AM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
Chef’ll shine like marble, rhyme remarkable
Real niggaz raise up, spend your money, argue
But this time is for the uninvited
Go head and rhyme to it, big nigga mics is gettin fired
Morphine chicks be burnin like chlorine
Niggaz recognize from here to baltimore to fort greene
But hold up, moet be tastin like throw-up
My mob roll up, dripped to death whips rolled up
Ya never had no wins, slidin in these dens wit timbs
Wit mac-10’s and broke friends
Ya got guns, got guns too, what up son, do
You wanna battle for cash and see who sun too?
I probably wax, tax, smack rap niggaz who fax
Niggaz lyrics is wack nigga
Can’t stand unofficial, wet tissue, blank bustin scud missles
You rollin like trump, you get your meat lumped
For real, it’s just slang rap democracy
Here’s the policy, slide off the ring, plus the wallabees
Check the status, soon to see me at
Caesar’s palace eatin salads
We beatin mics and the keys to dallas
I move rhymes like retail, make sure shit sell
From where we at to my man’s cell
From staircase to stage, minimun wage
But soon to get a article in rappage
But all I need is my house, my gat, my ac
Bank account fat - it’s goin’ down like that
And pardon the french but let me speak italian
Black stallion, dwellin on shaolin
That means the island of staten
And niggaz carry gats and mad police from manhattan


Now yo yo, whattup yo, time is runnin out
It’s for real though, let’s connect politic - ditto!
We could trade places, get lifted in the staircases
Word up, peace incarcerated scarfaces
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#137486 - 01/04/06 08:47 AM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
cuban linx was like the last album by a black person i've purchased. so good, so many crack recipes.
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#137487 - 01/04/06 11:45 AM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

Actually the sample from Liquid Swords taken from Shogun Assassin


No shit sherlock!My post was only a nod to the Wu but since you are such a Wu Banga,why don't you enlighten everyone on the rza's alter-ego and the thought process that went into it's creation and the resulting albums that came from it.They were certainly some of his most thought provoking work outside of the 36 chambers and the soundtrack of which movie?You'll be tested.
Quote:

Straight pinky ringin my nigga!


What's with the nigga reference? I thought you got offended? Or is it "proper" to say nigga and not nigger?
You fucking ignorant welfare collector. Your face looks like a giraffe. With that huge adam's apple and ugly overbite. Damn Nigga you is UGLY!!
P.S. You have bad breath, I didnt say it, the "girls" did.


as for your bitch ass-you sure are concerned with my appearance(add another thing to your growing list of homo tendencies),and its healthy for you not to be to attracted to me because this is a no fly zone where fagottry is terminated with extreme predjudice.[segue]Speaking of which you can call me anything you want,I am most certainly ignorant but far too intelligent to feel any kind of way towards the opinion of anyone who's mind is so limited that their best most creative comeback is more than 200 years old ,and by definition most certainly fits your character traits as opposed to my behaviors.I mean really why don't you go out and get a job and stop stealing from those poor girls who's only mistake was believing that they were going to receive something in return for a percentage of their earnings.
And lastly Joel,don't think that it's lost on me the one issue you have refused to address since whatever fell on your head and led to all this shit oozing out-I'm not hiding,and as long as you post at me from behind this username you'll still be my bitch.Next time I fuck your mom bring me a soapy rag afterwards and I won't use the drapes,I promise.
P.S. jamesn have I told you lately how much you rock?
_________________________
"I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo

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#137488 - 01/04/06 12:22 PM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204


Be a witness, as I excersize my exorcism
The evil that lurks within the sin, the terrorism
Possessed by evil spirits, voices from the dead
I come forth with gravediggaz in a head full of dread
I've been examined ever since I was semen
They took a sonogram and seen the image of a demon
At birth the nurses surrounded my with needles
and drugged me all up with the deseases of evil
Grew up in hell, now I dwell, in an Islamic Temple
I'm fighting a holy war in the mental
Look deep into my eyes, you'll see visions of death
Possessed by homicide is what I'm obsessed
Giving niggaz brain dimples
Dragging they asses on my hook by they temples
The cause of death is unknown to the cops
Cause when I kill them, I'm not leavin one element to autopse
First I'll assasinate em
And them I'll cremate them
and take all of his fucking ashes and evaporate em
Or creep through the graveyard and hunt down your tombstone
Dig up your skeleton and stomp all your fucking bones
You try to haunt me nigga, I aint trying to hear it
Buck Buck Buck, I'll give your ass a holy spririt.

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#137489 - 01/04/06 12:27 PM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Shabazz (the disciple) on Diary of a Madman. excellent cut.
_________________________
I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#137490 - 01/04/06 12:39 PM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Quote:

Actually the sample from Liquid Swords taken from Shogun Assassin


No shit sherlock!My post was only a nod to the Wu but since you are such a Wu Banga,why don't you enlighten everyone on the rza's alter-ego and the thought process that went into it's creation and the resulting albums that came from it.They were certainly some of his most thought provoking work outside of the 36 chambers and the soundtrack of which movie?You'll be tested.
Quote:

Straight pinky ringin my nigga!


What's with the nigga reference? I thought you got offended? Or is it "proper" to say nigga and not nigger?
You fucking ignorant welfare collector. Your face looks like a giraffe. With that huge adam's apple and ugly overbite. Damn Nigga you is UGLY!!
P.S. You have bad breath, I didnt say it, the "girls" did.


as for your bitch ass-you sure are concerned with my appearance(add another thing to your growing list of homo tendencies),and its healthy for you not to be to attracted to me because this is a no fly zone where fagottry is terminated with extreme predjudice.[segue]Speaking of which you can call me anything you want,I am most certainly ignorant but far too intelligent to feel any kind of way towards the opinion of anyone who's mind is so limited that their best most creative comeback is more than 200 years old ,and by definition most certainly fits your character traits as opposed to my behaviors.I mean really why don't you go out and get a job and stop stealing from those poor girls who's only mistake was believing that they were going to receive something in return for a percentage of their earnings.
And lastly Joel,don't think that it's lost on me the one issue you have refused to address since whatever fell on your head and led to all this shit oozing out-I'm not hiding,and as long as you post at me from behind this username you'll still be my bitch.Next time I fuck your mom bring me a soapy rag afterwards and I won't use the drapes,I promise.
P.S. jamesn have I told you lately how much you rock?


Oh BISHOP fooey on you.

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#137491 - 01/04/06 12:42 PM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
I was born at the bed of dawn
Surrounded by men with horns
Wicked forms
But still I was happy to be born
I grew up in a house of ten
A mouse a men plus the vultures [Fuck knows!]
Lacking oxygen
Every night I dreemed I saw ghosts
babies crying, Uncles dying, ma's trying
Pop's lyin ma's going across his head with a frying pan
Me and my man
Made plans
To boot the land and raise a fam
But my man stands six feet in a box covered with sand
Tears are dropping
Dropping all
_________________________
I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#137492 - 01/04/06 12:57 PM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:

why don't you enlighten everyone on the rza's alter-ego and the thought process that went into it's creation and the resulting albums that came from it.They were certainly some of his most thought provoking work outside of the 36 chambers and the soundtrack of which movie?You'll be tested.




Okay- let me open my rap bible and let some light in.

You must be talking about Prince Rakeem, Bobby Steels and Bobby Digital. Bobby Digial was the alterego he created to make soundtracks for his film that was never released called Bobby Digital. His thought process was explained on the Cribs episode where he revealed he likes to sleep with Methodman in a big hide-a-bed in the living room and watch blacksploitation films on one screen and porn on the other (I recognoized the porn he was watching at the time as being Cum Back Pussy #12 and the scene being Obsession and Caramel working on Lex Steele).
He also shot a somewhat obscure film/music video called Domestic Violence which was only released in Europe.
Later he did some production for Jim Jarmusch's movie Ghostdog The Way of My Cock and more recently for QT's children movie called I Ripped off An Anime movie, A Swedish Plot and lots of Old Japanese Ficks.

Your reference to "Wu Banga" must be due to the not-so-recent bootleg albums released on the streets of New York titled Wu Banga 1, 2 etc that surfaced containing b-sides and other demos.

I hope I passed my test. My parents would be proud if I did.
_________________________
I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#137493 - 01/04/06 01:22 PM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
loopnode--you're west side till you die. i think we're ending up on homebase though, i bought those fuckers from gypsies. not our lesbian gypsy, but gypsies.
_________________________
"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

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#137494 - 01/04/06 01:25 PM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
hey, why don't you just call him a nigger again? it's clearly the best you're good for, bitch.
_________________________
"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#137495 - 01/04/06 01:35 PM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Actually the sample from Liquid Swords taken from Shogun Assassin


No shit sherlock!My post was only a nod to the Wu but since you are such a Wu Banga,why don't you enlighten everyone on the rza's alter-ego and the thought process that went into it's creation and the resulting albums that came from it.They were certainly some of his most thought provoking work outside of the 36 chambers and the soundtrack of which movie?You'll be tested.
Quote:

Straight pinky ringin my nigga!


What's with the nigga reference? I thought you got offended? Or is it "proper" to say nigga and not nigger?
You fucking ignorant welfare collector. Your face looks like a giraffe. With that huge adam's apple and ugly overbite. Damn Nigga you is UGLY!!
P.S. You have bad breath, I didnt say it, the "girls" did.


as for your bitch ass-you sure are concerned with my appearance(add another thing to your growing list of homo tendencies),and its healthy for you not to be to attracted to me because this is a no fly zone where fagottry is terminated with extreme predjudice.[segue]Speaking of which you can call me anything you want,I am most certainly ignorant but far too intelligent to feel any kind of way towards the opinion of anyone who's mind is so limited that their best most creative comeback is more than 200 years old ,and by definition most certainly fits your character traits as opposed to my behaviors.I mean really why don't you go out and get a job and stop stealing from those poor girls who's only mistake was believing that they were going to receive something in return for a percentage of their earnings.
And lastly Joel,don't think that it's lost on me the one issue you have refused to address since whatever fell on your head and led to all this shit oozing out-I'm not hiding,and as long as you post at me from behind this username you'll still be my bitch.Next time I fuck your mom bring me a soapy rag afterwards and I won't use the drapes,I promise.
P.S. jamesn have I told you lately how much you rock?




Quote:

Oh BISHOP fooey on you.




Bishop 1 : RENFIELD absolute 0

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#137496 - 01/04/06 02:59 PM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
I understand now why we need Bishop to be Modded.

Some day a real rain is gonna come and wash all the scum off the streets

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#137497 - 01/04/06 05:43 PM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

Quote:

why don't you enlighten everyone on the rza's alter-ego and the thought process that went into it's creation and the resulting albums that came from it.They were certainly some of his most thought provoking work outside of the 36 chambers and the soundtrack of which movie?You'll be tested.




Okay- let me open my rap bible and let some light in.

You must be talking about Prince Rakeem, Bobby Steels and Bobby Digital. Bobby Digial was the alterego he created to make soundtracks for his film that was never released called Bobby Digital. His thought process was explained on the Cribs episode where he revealed he likes to sleep with Methodman in a big hide-a-bed in the living room and watch blacksploitation films on one screen and porn on the other (I recognoized the porn he was watching at the time as being Cum Back Pussy #12 and the scene being Obsession and Caramel working on Lex Steele).
He also shot a somewhat obscure film/music video called Domestic Violence which was only released in Europe.
Later he did some production for Jim Jarmusch's movie Ghostdog The Way of My Cock and more recently for QT's children movie called I Ripped off An Anime movie, A Swedish Plot and lots of Old Japanese Ficks.

Your reference to "Wu Banga" must be due to the not-so-recent bootleg albums released on the streets of New York titled Wu Banga 1, 2 etc that surfaced containing b-sides and other demos.

I hope I passed my test. My parents would be proud if I did.


Loop not only do you get an +A and my respect as an EQUAL fan of what I believe to be the only active rap group worth listening to-but you get an apology for my snappish response to your post...Stay up Baby Boy..Stay Up!
Also where in the hell can I get a copy of your "bible"?Gathering the info you have at your disposal almost cost me my life on TWO separate occasions!(sheesh rap concerts...you'd think anywhere there was that much marijuana would be more peaceful)
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#137498 - 01/04/06 06:07 PM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
this one here goes out to my niggaz jamesn, loop & bish.

Ohh and yeah 36 chambers is and forever will be an all time classic. That disc along with welcome to the jungle will never die in my book.


shimmy shimmy ya xpt niggas!

intro:

[Oh, fuck, you can't even sing.]

Hey, baby, I like it rawww...
Yeah baby, I like it RAWWW!!!
Ooh, baby, I like it raww...
Yeah baby, I like it RAWWW!!!
Sh...

Verse:

Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam, shimmy yay,
Gimme the mic so I can take it away.
Off on a natural charge, bon voyage
Yeah, from the home of the Dodgers, Brooklyn squad
Wu-Tang Killerrr Bees on a swarm!
Rain on ya dollar's ass, disco dorm!
For you to even touch my skill,
You gotta have the one Killer Bee and he ain't gonna kill. Now
My producer slam, my flow is like bam!
Chop that down, pass it all around!
Lyrics get hard, quick cement to the ground!
For any MC in any 52 states,
I gets psycho killerrrr Norman Bates!
My producer slam, sharp like bam!
Jump on stage, and then I dun-daaaah!

[I like the way you come]

Hey, baby, I like it rawww...
Yeah baby, I like it RAWWW!!!
Ooh, baby, I like it raww...
Yeah baby, I like it RAWWW!!!

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#137499 - 01/04/06 06:38 PM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Forever,ever,ever,ever,ever
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#137500 - 01/04/06 06:53 PM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Word- here's one of my fav bangers.

Aiyyo we dazzle off this bloody version of 'Glaciers'
Slang shot threw a gem in his mouth, swallowed his razor (wsssht)
Say no more, my back be parked against the wall
Trooper square holding, 'Face don't give a fuck about the law
Take off the bracelets, don't get blinded by the ice Boo
It's not cool, Veronica slept, plus the decimal
Look at my jumper logo look familiar? It's Power (Where is he?)
Yo every fine snitch knocks an inch off Eddie Bauer
Gucci sneaker rockin just another form of 'Chessboxin'
No cock-blockin, supreme clientele, till I'm droppin
Kangol slanted, Ghost'll ran with it, hippie hung-out
Club bandit never empty-handed when I brand it
Mark callin Austin, Mark callin Austin down in Boston
Both of them dead, cop in the loft and
big chain swingin nigga, Matchbox car drivin
Street whylin, Role' with the four-finger glidin
Watch him, scorchin with spells and top toxin
Amoxins til the stock skyrocket, Bobby Mocassin
Switched from Pert Plus, escrow on the side throw in sun trust
Ghost'll keep shinin til the sun bust
yo word up, born-to-be right behind the curtain with her nose out
Sixty center get the Rover out
Featherhead heathens, teethin on mic dicks
When thy said, "Let the kids die for your bread nigga!"
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#137501 - 01/05/06 09:13 PM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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"Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin

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#137502 - 01/05/06 09:27 PM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Warm it up Kris . . .

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#137503 - 01/05/06 10:21 PM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i'm about to
warm it up kris
that's what i was born to do.
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#137504 - 01/06/06 11:12 AM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Fucking sweet.

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#137505 - 01/06/06 01:45 PM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Let me freak the funk,
obsolete is the punk that talk more junk than Sanford sells
I jet propel at a rate that complice their mental state
as I invade their masquerade
they couldn't fade with a clipper blade
10 years in the trade is not enough, you can't cut it
I let you take a swing, and you bunted
for an easy out, I leave mc's with doubt
of exceeding, my name is Bottie Brown and I'm proceeding, leading,
they try to follow but they're shallow and hollow
I can see right through them like an empty 40 bottle, of O.E.
they have no key, or no clue
to the game at all, now they washed up
hung out to dry
standing looking stupid, wondering why
(why man?)
it was the fame, that they tried to get
now they walking around talkin about represent
and keep it real, but I got to appeal
cause they exisitng in a fantasy when holding the steel
_________________________
I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#137506 - 01/06/06 04:16 PM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
holy shit, i forgot one of our own was alongside scarface and bushwick on this from when i was in like 6th grade.


Verse Two: WILLIE D

I make big money, I drive big cars
Everybody know me, it's like I'm a movie star
But late at night, somethin ain't right
I feel I'm being tailed by the same sucker's head lights
Is it that fool that I ran off the block?
Or is it that nigga last week that I shot?
Or is it the one I beat for five thousand dollars
Thought he had 'caine but it was Gold Medal Flour
Reach under my seat, grabbed my popper for the suckers
Ain't no use to me lyin, I was scareder than a motherfucker
Hooked a left into Popeye's and bailed out quick
If it's goin down let's get this shit over with
Here they come, just like I figured
I got my hand on the motherfuckin trigger
What I saw'll make your ass start gigglin
Three black, crippled and crazy senior citizens
I live by the sword
I take my boys everywhere I go, because I'm paranoid
I keep lookin over my shoulder and peepin around corners
My mind is playin tricks on me
_________________________
"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#137507 - 01/08/06 12:56 PM Re: choppin heads in 06...the saga begins
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Stay flax...

I only play the games that I win at
And stay the same with more rhymes than there's ways to skin cats
As a matter of fact, let me rephrase
With more rhymes and more ways to fillet felines these days
Watch the path of the black one
Supervillian he wrecks clubs for dell
In a drunken stupor chillin
Ready and willin to inadvertantly foil that plan of any rhymer, whiner or
spoiled brat
Who got more snottier flows than snotty nose?
And holds mics like he knows karate body blows
Nobody knows the trouble I see
from the MPB fly dirty tailin the eye bubble eye thirty
For the record this is some shit I just thought of y'all
Science fiction that's not admissable in no court of law
I live to rock mics 3-D
The only reason I seek to stop to snuff the TV
I heard beats, they sound like karaoke
With monkey rhymers on a leash like don't have this fairy choke me
Hit 'em with a penny so we can get these peanuts
And I thought we was nuts, I used to get free cuts
They locks Lex Luthor up in green haven
Since when a nigga never really been to clean shaven
Misbehavin rap stars need mistament
Call me Mista Bent
I'm at where your sister went
Intelligent, used to write and be well spoke
Now all a nigga wanna do is fight and sell, tell a joke
This could lead to catastrophe
Bout to stop the violence right after these last three shots from the black
bat got me at headlock
Holdin on to sanity while stranded at dreadlock
She told me get off I said
Bitch, let me set this shit off so I could get rich right quick
Then it hit me like the point of intoxication
Nigga come out and rock this nation like oxifacen
A lot of niggas out is rusty like oxidation
In the world's most strangest most dangerous occupation
But you could do it, you the Super like in your building
Villian like trife kingdom wear and all my children
Plottin and it sure to pay ends
With some more mature womens and more of they friends
And when bad men roll tight, it's actual true
Like a pack of big bamboo with natural glue
Who grip necks of becks next to triple X
He just came before D followed the ripple effects
And it'll lead you right to him
Oh snap, it seems you walked into a trap do wrap
Zoinks, this place is filled with pretender willies
One false move and get broke off like end of phillies
True believers ain't nothin new to a
Crook with special powers like how to tell the future uh uh
Rhyme of the month two page long
Bustin off two gages with my cake gone wrong
Son it's on remind me of a Raekwon tape song
With a fleet of super bad status Rae Dawn Chong
Let me know if y'alls with me y'all
Nasty yo and geographic down to the titty bar
Rap monster outer city y'all
To all my brothers who is doin' unsettling bids
You could have got away with it if it was not for them meddling kids
_________________________
I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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