I find this notion extremely interesting. Because it seems that many of the fellows on this board know Ms. Jordan only through her invaluable and lovable quips here, on which basis many crushes seems to have arose. Were they to witness this hypothetical installment of 'Donkey Punch', it may throw a monkey wrench into the apparatus of their WhorePorn Doomsday Machine, perhaps resulting in rampant chivalrous acts in her defense as of yore like a penduluum what swings back the other way post-apex.