Anytime I begin to feel guilty or self conscious of the fact that I manifest Behavior that tends to the patholigcally perverted and jaded side of the psych couch, I receive blessed reminders like this junk e-mail that show me I am at the very least, not alone in this world, or at the most, completely sane and normal:

Quote:

---

01/03/05 10:55 a.m.

To: Club_Da_Burglar
Subj: Drown her in your Sperm with Spermamax

When you cum with Spermamax, your bed looks
like a little island drowning in the ocean of your sperm.
Spermamax will make her drown in your sperm.
Spermamax is premium combination of herbs,
vitamins and minerals that can improve not
only your sperm but also your life.
http://alfatrademarine.info/sm/?CICuCc

---

JUST READ THAT OUT LOUD to yourself or your partner...I mean, apart from the fucked up world of contemporary pornography, where and why is it important to drown your wife in sperm, and turn your bed into an ocean of sperm? And how did the meaning of life come to be equated on any scale with the amount of splooge you shoot?

Now, for fans attending AEE who want to blow their savings account fucking a porn whore and paying extra to ejaculate without the condom on the nightstand next to the bed in their hotel room....or perhaps, someone going to AEE/AVN on the rebound, like our good friend Luke, such a product might prove useful...in Luke's case it will help restore his self-esteem and exact a modicum of momentary revenge on women in general if he can thoroughly douse in his ejaculatory fluids (and ruin the make up/hair of) a unfeeling self-absorbed money loving "Jezebel Influence"...